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Conversion Therapy
Conversion Therapy is where loving Christian parents send their sinful homosexual and transgender offspring so a creepy middle aged man who claims to be an "ex-gay" can bring them into Jesus' light and imbue them with the power of heterosexuality and an anus full of paedophile semen. As everyone knows, God Hates Fags, and if your gay child somehow manages to get into Heaven while in a state of gayness, they will be eternally subjected to the torment of having God beat them up daily so he can steal their lunch money and call them a faggot.
With Conversion Therapy™, your child can be freed from their unnatural homosexual urges and live a long, happy life with a spouse who just doesn't care that they married a closeted homosexual as long as the marriage produces good Christian offspring and a steady flow of cash. Known side effects of Conversion Therapy™ include murdering little boys and burying them in the basement, suicide and going on a school shooting rampage – although these are admittedly a small price to pay for being free of The Big Gay.
Islamic Conversion Therapy
See Also
- God Hates Fags
- Electric Pence
- Transtrender
- Fight the New Drug
- Mormons - An entire religion of people who pretend to be heterosexual.
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