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Burger the Angry Cat

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For whatever reason, cats on the internet have been entertaining people with single-digit IQs since Last Thursday. Being the internet, there are plenty of people out there who would prefer to see something being tortured - the smaller and fluffier, the better. So we are left with a combination of the cute, the sick, and the utterly pointless.

Burger

Notice the non-existent ears

Burger the Angry Cat is the angriest of the angry Cats to ever see daylight. He is possessed, and will not be able to be exorcised by the Pope. No one really knows why he is so angry. Maybe he is going through a divorce. Maybe they don't "climb when he walks" anymore. Perhaps he's pissed that he was named after a food. Some people say that he is not angry at all, and just wants to snuggle. However, the people who say this are mostly women and also think that when a guy doesn't call them, it's because he is threatened by strong, independent women. He's also well fucking dead by now, as the pound probably put him down right after this video was made. Disregard that, he probably slaughtered the people at the pound out of rage right after the video which could explain why it was abruptly cut off, but no one really cares.

Breaking News

That statement is untrue, because Burger was reported at the oil rig the day BP accidentally the Gulf Coast.

Facts About Burger

Burger will rape your children, burn down your house, eat you, and then tell you about it. "LOL", he will say, "I 8 U."

Burger hates people.

Burger hates jews, black person, and fags.

Burger hates other cats.

Burger hates 4chan.

Burger hates us for putting him up on ED.

Burger is in the SS, yes they're still around.

Burger is the feline version of Angry German Kid - who is already the reincarnation of Hitler. Remember, a cat is fine too.

Burger hates you.

Burger hates Caturday.

Burger hates sunshine.

Burger hates rainbows.

Burger hates happiness.

Burger will kill you all.

The Burger Videos

The original video of a very very angry kitty:

Hitler tries to befriend Burger

MEOWARCHY

Armed with many, many clips of cats floating around YouTube of cats being tormented, Anticyclonic put up several clips of cats hissing, spitting, yowling, screeching and clawing like orgasmic furries on the interbutts, much to the annoyance of animal lovers everywhere. It is worth noting that Meowarchy's First video, Demon Cats, is not on youtube anymore because some asshole (who's pussy chihuahua got pwned by a cat) issued a copyright claim.

Teh Videos in all their Glory

See Also

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