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JoshU2uber
| File:Cannibaltroll.png | Cannibal Troll Alert JoshU2uber is an attention-whoring self-troll trying to bait other trolls by pretending to be a lolcow. You can troll him much better by telling him to stop posting and ignoring his faggotry. |
Rydall Cooper (AKA: Template:Youtube2 or Jacksfilms1) is a filthy adolescent boy from Westbro in the US. He was born in June 13, 1996. He originally caught Anon's attention White Knighting for Angry Homo Kid and his Faggotry has surfaced yet again recently when he made numerous lulzy threats to call the partyvan on his Trolls, saying IM PRESSIN CHARGES. Despite AHK having disappeared from the tubes long ago, Josh seemed to fall right in-step as YouTube's new spokesperson for young closeted faggots. JoshU2uber is eagerly awaiting a concerted effort from the FBI, CIA and every law enforcement agency on the planet to stop internet trolls. It's a certainty that his WASP parents have and will, attempt to beat any trace of homo from his fragile and soon-to-be shattered psyche, it's also a certainty that he will be chowing down on some fag cock before he hits 15.
Hes back now and co-owning a free channel, Why not check out his videos... This kid is a awful Troll and loves to put penis in his mouth and Justin Bieber in and around his face.
Josh Hæts Anon
Dox were found almost immediately after Josh posted two videos actually daring people to get them on the Template:Youtube2 channel - one of several accounts he's returned under. Following the initial trollage, Josh had already been brutally raped by the banhammer several times. In the process he felt painted into a corner and came up with the brilliant idea that he should attempt to backpedal to try and appear less of a completely oblivious retard, but to no avail. It seems every retard OTI has been debating whether or not this kid is or isn't a troll for months now, yet completely miss the obvious point that it doesn't fucking matter anymore, troll or not this kid needs the dicking he so craves. Rydall states he'll call the man on anyone who trolls him and has pledged to to "take down" every 4chan "NAZZZY" [sic], as well as to give m00t a swift kick in the balls (his only good idea so far). His parents changed their phone number after the shitstorm around July 20th and his new account got banned shortly thereafter. However he continues his stupidity against Anonymous.
Josh Has Returned
He has returned under a new name "Jack Davis"
Josh The Hacker
Aside from managing to get Lukeywes1234 suspended because he was getting more attention on YouTube, he has also been accused of hacking a user going by the name of MurphNight. When confronted he claimed that he didn't hack him and everyone is just trolling and he wants them to leave him alone. Next was a Fred unsubscribe raid and he is part of it. He's being a newfag to Ray William Johnson, telling him about the raid and threaten him that he's next. And those were his final words when his account benstech got suspended.
In ericDouglace's second video, he also claimed to be a hacker.
Josh The Impersonator
On top of being a Justin Bieber fantard, there has been a lot of talk of him creating lots of accounts impersonating a YouTube hater called BlazeLikesIceCream (now known as SUTOruin) and using the accounts to post supportive comments on his channels. The accounts often had gay-ass names like BlazeLikesHorseShit or some other vile noun. Most of the accounts (such as his most active BlazeLikesDickSlaps account) have been either hacked or closed and no more impersonator accounts have been created since the final hacking the BlazeLikesDickSlaps account.
He keeps denying that the accounts are his even though there is solid proof that the accounts are actually his (as discovered by a YouTube dox-finder) and he repeats the same shitty insult to everyone who makes an accusation that the Blaze accounts were made by him. However his attempts to cover himself up are futile because solid proof has already been found in the IP addresses.
JoshU2uber IS NOT IRISH
Josh tried to trick Anon into believing that he was just a character to troll 4chan. The reason for this being that he hoped 4chan and Anon would leave him alone... we don't know what he was thinking to have come up with such a dumb idea, but it surely did fail. As proof he is not an Irish troll from Dublin Ireland, in a more recent video you can see in the annotations, he admits that he isn't Irish and it was all to try and get the haters off of him. After his trolling he tells people in Irish accent he's full northern Irish and he's from Northern Ireland. Then later he tells people he's not from Ireland and he's not Dutch and Irish. What lies can he come up next? Recently he has come up with a new character by the name of RafaelRevaldo.
Jacksfilms1; Video Collection
Jacksfilms1 took down all of his videos because the butthurt that ericDouglace was too much after his assfuck rampage. Luckily some furfag that was not to much of a fucktard re uploaded all of his videos along with ericDouglace's videos and the lost videos.
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So Homo
Below is the U2uber version of So Cash. Featuring JoshU2uber and the Angry Homo Kid.
Hey straight people, My name is JoshU2uber, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Justin Bieber haters who spend every second of their day calling me names like ugly and fat and hating on Justin Bieber. If you leave any hate comments about Justin Bieber, I will track down your IP and post your personal info on my website. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever sucked any cock? I mean, I guess it's fun telling people to stop hating on Justin Bieber, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than calling my boyfriend a homo.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I will be the next owner of our local gay bar, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "hating on me and Justin Bieber"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go brush your teeth. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my boyfriend.
We Hit & Run vs. Jack Davis
Internet podcast We Hit and Run were apparently the last people to learn that Jack Davis was joshu2uber was Rydall Cooper. Three videos were released as commentaries of Jack Davis videos on the WHAR YouTube Account, all containing gay bashing and hate comedy. The final video, entitled "Jack Davis Is A Troll?!", culminated the series as Kevin Scampoli, the show's host, realized he had been trolled by joshu2uber.
Signs of Future Fagdom
In addition to all the tell-tale signs of future cockslurping, Josh recently put on his profile that his some of his favorite music is "Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers (I LOVE THEM SO MUCH)" and one of his favorite books is "Twilight". Since no man on earth could ever like this shit, it makes one ask: "Is Josh a prepubescent girl?". No man could be that gay, not even Chris Crocker, Goatse and a mantrain. However, it seems by now what had initially been a 14 year olds attempt at trolling the big scary Anonymous has backfired rather unsuprisingly, and many lulz were had.
Template:Youtube2, Josh's New Boyfriend/Bitch
- Randy's real name is Aaron Cochrane just like Josh's real name is Rydall and Dustin's real name is Ben.
Confessing His Gayness: About Damn Time
On June 19 2010, while he was logged on as his real account Template:Youtube2 he confess his sexual gayness that he would want to suck dick to Template:Youtube2. Even if he doesn't care he cannot escape from the butthurt truth.
Sleeping With Himself
On August 15 2010, he confessed that he likes to sleep with furries. Moar liek sleeping with himself, see the above section for moar info.
Where Josh Gets His Inspiration
On August 21 2010, this was found on his JacksFilms1 account. He has removed this now though.
JoshU2uber Subbing His Haters
Jacksfilms1 subbed one of his haters. Could possibly be a trolling attempt of some kind.
Josh on Know Your Meme
JoshU2uber and Angry Homo Kid has been published on Know Your Meme as examples and has bragging about it like the attention whore he is. "OMG IM IN KNOW YOUR MEME MY DREAMS COME TRUE!!1" He proudly said. However it accomplishes nothing but humiliation and a waste of life. The video is also more hate fuel for newfags to give him more hate, and he loves receiving all that hate in the butt while provoking more newfags, calling them butthurt fags.
KingU2uber
The King of homos. KingU2uber, has officially claimed to be the king of U2ubers. However after hearing his voice, it was officialy stated he is not Rydall. But, with his group holding about 20 different U2ubers, he has become imperial. But however, Joshy didn't break a sweat. Kingu2uber (or steve impact) expelled Joshu2uber from the clan, and now he is butthurt. Sigh, and those where his only friends.
- Template:Youtube2 ~ He's not suspended yet
Josh's Sister
Josh refers to the fact that his slut of a sister was somehow involved in the Victoria Lindsey Beating. Recently, however, he has insisted that this was in fact a lie and stated that she was at a friends house having unsafe oral sex with multiple partners
- Template:Youtube2
- Her MySpace
- Families & Relatives
- Rydall Cooper (14)
- Molly Cooper (70)
- Lori Cooper (40)
- Coy Cooper (42)
Unforgivable Quotes
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New Dox: (OH SHAT GET TO DA CHOPPA)
Cell Phone Number: (916) 233 1617 The cell phone number has a Sacramento area code. Home Address: 8 Oleander Cir, Lakeland, FL, 33801 Home Phone Number: (847) 347 8213 IP address: 24.210.101.11 ISP: Road Runner *Twitter: www.twitter.com/joshu2uber *Skype: joshchristian100 / joshthechristian100 / RedDeadBen / jacksfilms1real *Xbox Live: benjurduck /JoshuaM2010(Hacked) / NutsCube / Keroja *Steam: Keroja *Randy's Xbox Live: trueshark67 *Steam: Keroja *PSN: Darkhart7s / benjurduck *Email: [email protected]
If you search up his IP address you get these results *ISP Provider & Organization: Road Runner *IP Country: USA *Where He Lives: Redford, Michigan (Could this be his true location?)
Some delicious local confectionaries : *Hungry Howie's Pizza 1101 S Florida Ave, Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 682-2124 *Pizza Hut1919 George Jenkins Blvd, Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 688-7311 - 1.1 mi NW Intimate Encounters Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 683-6676 - 4.6 mi E (try to time it just after dinner, so his parents can meet hisgirlfriend,boyfriendblow up doll)
JoshU2Uber Trivias
Trivias and hard facts about JoshU2uber:
[+]JoshU2Uber, The Essential
- JoshU2uber says he's actually a
pretty nice guy. BALEETED - Likes Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers and masturbates to Harry Potter and Narnia.
- On his old account "JoshU2uberReborn", he favorited gay porn. He said he needed them for educational purposes.
- Hates anyone and anybody who is Jew.
- He finds Justin Bieber's underwear hot.
- Likes to block people that make him butthurt with nothing but the truth on his comments page.
- His boyfriend Randy doesn't know how to work a computer.
- Keeps changing his profile on where he lives like United Kingdom and Texas when his real location is Florida.
- Is a devout Christian yet states he believes scientology is a "good religion".
- Him and his boyfriend/bitch Randy find drugs nasty and thank their priest for it and the rape too.
- Dances like a girl to pop music like Britney Spears and Lady Gaga and says he's a great dancer.
- He has ADHD.
- Masturbates to the cup from 2girls1cup.
- Is a huge fan of women's sunglasses and the color pink. Possible gangsta hippie wannabe nerd due to the retarded way he wears his hat.
- Says that he can be more funnier than Ray William Johnson when he doesn't know jack shit about comedy.
- Subscribed to gay porn as joshthegaypornlover99.
- His favorite porn star is Justin Bieber.
- He thinks God hates all music that isn't about him.
- Very pissed off at Derrick Bird for killing 3 people and thinks he can send him to hell.
- He believes only God let christians go to heaven and everyone who is not christian goes to hell.
- Also says that people who are non christian deserves to die and goes to hell. This explains why he's a nazi
christiantroll.
- Also says that people who are non christian deserves to die and goes to hell. This explains why he's a nazi
- Claims to be a Christian, yet swears an awful lot like the troll he is.
- Also claims to be a 'cool Christian'
Josh is a massive failure at keeping promises.VIDEO BALLETED- FYI, he fucking trolled Anon.
HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKSVIDEO BALLETED- It's more than likely he tried to "call the dogs off" by saying he's been fooling people, where he obviously fails miserably.
- He claims to have gotten Lukeywes1234 banned from YouTube, causing "The /b/tards Who Cried 'BAWWW!'".
- On his real account bwmz he said he didn't get him banned and he was acting when he still has the video up.
- Says he wasn't greedy and he reported him because he was underage.
- There is plenty of evidence that he has/is/always will be trolling (and failing horribly.) Obviously this kid has never heard of a little thing called subtlety and lunges at any attempt at blatantly obvious shock value, such as...
- Showing Support for Westboro Baptist Church(these guys) Something no sane Christfag with half a heart would do (Hell, even btards don't support those people!)
- Copying the AHK's videos (Rather, Reinacting them almost word for word, with slight alterations.)
- Use of Ear-Rape in his videos (See Josh's message to tnpan as one example)
- Use of Racial Slurs in the comments (that his mother would pimp slap him for, if she was, indeed, monitoring his every action on the internet.)
- Had to be removed from school because of not only people bullying him but for converting and raping other small boys weaker than him like Randy.
- He delibrately tried to get his JoshChristian99 account suspended for some reason, and succeeded.
- Bwmz apparently stands for "Buttsex Wanking My Zapper."
Because of his trolling obesity he has evolved into a cannibal troll, thanks to stupid people and newfags:
[+]Trolling trivia
- HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD!
- After releasing his "suicide" video he's proud to keep telling people he troll over 100,000 people as a comeback when he only trolled only several newfags.
- He says metal music is satanic and anyone likes it goes to hell when he listens to it anyways.
- Dances like a faggot to music like Black Eyed Peas.
- Secretly subscribed to Chris Chan.
- Used to live in Saudi Arabia for 2 years.
- Calls himself a fag.
- Wants to destroy religion.
- He finds the British people annoying idiots.
- Insults dead celebrities he doesn't know that everybody loves like Chris Farley, Ronnie James Dio, etc.
- He has ADHD.
- Spams inflation artists death threats and insults like "inflatefag" for example.
- He bullies little kids younger and weaker than him.
- Says he will make more interviews on JoshChristian99 when there are questions. Unfortunately all questions are about his faggotry.
- Randy's real name is Aaron.
- Says that all Europeans are weirdos and should speak English.
- Declares war on 4chan just to piss people off.
- He salutes to the Russian national anthem.
- If you ask him about his real dox and IP address, he'll be scared and will lie it's a "innocent stupid American.
- He hacks accounts like MurphNight and lies about it.
- As bwmz, he says that he's average, straight, pretty smart, and hates Americans because they're all fat and a bunch of fucking yanks.
- JoshChristian99 doesn't find Ray William Johnson funny when he subscribed to him as bwmz.
- He's very afraid of user LucasJWF because he thinks he's a stalker and responsible for making this page on ED.
- Talks shit to all females who reply to his shitty videos. What he said for examples:
- Says that (girl's name) is a whore.
- Says that (girl's name) is the biggest slut this world has ever known.
- Says that (girl's name) couldn't pay him to pleasure him. He said (girl's name) couldn't handle him (his tiny penis). He also said (girl's name) is a "ratfacedSLUTbag".
- Wants to know how much (girl's name) charge and said (girl's name) is probally a $2 "slutbag".
- Also said he's scared shit (and talks shit) of women (except for his mom who got fired) and asked anyone a male to be the mediator.
Last but not least, a trivia about him sucking at video games more than he suck dicks on a daily basic:
[+]Gaming Trivia
- He thinks all PC gamers are 40 year old pedophiles.
- He has no room to talk about PC gamers when he plays Maple Story on his PC. Account name is joshchristian99.
- When it comes to console wars he says the PS3 will win the console wars.
- Also says PS3 is miles better than XBOX 360 like a troll.
- As JoshChristian99 he trolls, saying that violent video games (Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption, Modern Warfare 2) sucks and will be banned when he plays it anyway.
- Says that XBOX Live achievements are for losers because of his major sucking.
- Talks in many accents.
- Says he's not a "tech loser" when it comes to Modern Warfare 2.
- He doesn't go to public school with real friends except home school with XBOX Live friends and boyfriends due to major butthurt.
- He has ADHD.
- Hates Nintendo.
- As joshuacoopersmilk he swears a lot at snipers because snipers rape his ass while he's sucking at shooting game. He said they should use real weapons and stop trying to look cool with their scopes.
- May create fake or real XBOX Live accounts like EpiC XX OwNaGe, Barzden, etc.
- Thinks American gamers are stupid cunts because they can't understand the concept of tension.
- Likes to play Soccer because he thinks it's the biggest sport by far.
- He says that Baseball is boring and Football is for steroid addicting apes because he knows he's a giant pussy and scared to play real sports.
External Links
His accounts
- Bwmz - His REAL ACCOUNT behind his "acting". Always uses this account to comment and troll people while getting away from his other accounts.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=bwmz - Comments said by Bwmz.
- Jacksfilms1 - His channel to troll Justin Bieber haters. This time he's gay with a gay accent name Jack. Hacked for about a hour or two and then reclaimed by it's original owner. Thinks telling people to brush their teeth is the best insult ever.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=jacksfilms1 - Comments said by jacksfilms1.
- JackDavisTV - Another gay ass jacksfilms1 channel doing his usual: Trolling and dick sucking. Says he's quit trolling when people know he's a good liar.
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=JackDavisTV - Comments said by JackDavisTV.
- Benbighitter - Another of his troll accounts to spam responses with gay orgy faces. His channel says he's the greatest troll on youtube. Hides his videos on front page due to butthurt but can still view them
- http://www.youtube.com/comment_search?username=benbighitter - Comments said by benbighitter.
- [http://www.youtube.com/user/Rafaelrevaldo Rafaelrevaldo - An account that used to have a video of him saying "fuck you" to 4chan, now another blank account.
- AprilLuvsJames - His sister's youtube (April from The Mulberry Eight)
- KingU2uber - The king of homos, and surprisingly... NOT JOSH (Rydall was butthurt when he got kicked out of his group. He wasn't homo enough.)!
- RydallsTech - Support account made by Josh pretending to be Ben. This account has no videos (and no friends).
- JosshU2uber - A possible sock account. Pretending to be Angelwith pink backgrounds and girly themes. No pulse in this faggot account.
- Joshuacoopersmilk - One of his main account for his homo character JoshU2uber.
- Bensdubs - Josh's vlog account as Ben. It's a empty page. But he does love the gay fish.
- Benjurduck - Josh as Ben's other account with videos of his fat ex-boyfriend DustinU2uber (his real name is Ben).
- TehBenPlanet - Another
support accountempty blank account. - RydallsPlanet - Support account, which is claimed in the title to be "Coming soon..". Didn't bother to finger the account.
- RandyChristian99 - His ex-boyfriend's account.
- EricDouglace - His newest
boyfriendenemy? - TheGodEmprah - His dad's account?
- JoshChristian101 - Possibly one of his fake accounts.
- JoshChristianUtuber - Possible sock account, has gay porn in his favourites.
- JoshJewTuber - Josh's secret account where he promotes and talks about Jew
- his blogtv account need to set your age under 16 as he has a junior account.
- JoshU2uber on Twitter
- http://www.myspace.com/rydallisthebomb
Troll him to DEATH!!!!!Do it some MORE - http://www.myspace.com/473422973 - Another Myspace account.
Troll Accounts
- JoshSucksCocks - Josh's REAL brother, who actually says he hates Josh as much as haters, and is on their side. And also hopes that Josh will get arrested. In the video of Josh getting beat up, he was the guy in the black shirt.
- AnonymousHatesRydall - A troll account specifically created for providing dox, and lulz.
- MrWeenus - A troll account with re-uploaded Joshu2uber videos.
- TheTundrak - Formerly Warskar, before the faggot Josh/Rydall himself reported him due to butthurt.
- CynthiaThymesIV - The current Cynthia archive of Josh's (and the other 2 U2ubers) videos.
- JoshU2ubur - A troll account with edited JoshU2uber videos.
- JoshandRandy4eva - A lulzy troll account dedicated to Josh and Randy's gay relationship.
- MurderJoshToday - An account created purely for trolling Josh (and now other people.) Makes commentaries on people who are asking for it. When commenting on people's channels he often uses the words "Clickity clickity."
- JoshChristan99Douche - Lulzy troll account dedicated to Josh's gayness.
- KillJoshU2uberToday - MurderJoshToday's original YouTube channel. It was closed, but it's now been re-opened.
- JoshAndRandy - Specifically created for Josh and Randy's gay relationship. Often uses HTML code when commenting.
- JoshChristianTV - Just created this account to pretend he's a innocent christian.
- JoshChristian300 - Not JoshU2uber. An archive of Josh's videos, similar to CynthiaThymesIV, but with less videos.
- JacksFilms15 - An impersonator.
- HomoKido - An troll account with edited videos of JoshU2uber and other people.
Banned/Closed/Hacked accounts
- Benstech - B& for helping with the Fred Subscriber Hack.
- JoshChristian99 SUSPENDED! - FUCK YEAH!!
- imherbertthepervert
- Christiankid15
- TheU2uberGang
- JoshChristian10
- JoshU2uberReturns
- JoshU2uberReborn
- JoshU2uber - His first account.
- haloismymiddlename
- rydallcooper
- RydallandDustin
- RydallTutorials
- Rydalls
- jonasfanalex
- MrRydall
- JoshChristian100
- RydallCooperEpic
- JoshChristian96
- RydallsWorld - Another
one of Josh's accountshacked accounts. God bless that person who hacked the little fucker. - RydallU2uberCooper - Formerly hacked and closed, but re-opened about a week and hacked again.
o0Shark0oo (Left YouTube)
JoshU2uber has recently been receiving a lot of support from a guy called o0Shark0oo who was at first blissfully unaware that his beloved Jacksfilms1 was actually more than just a Justin Bieber supporter until someone pointed out to him that he is JoshU2uber. He only knew about this for a few days and then went into a state of denial about his butt-buddy being JoshU2uber. Similar to DustinU2uber and Angry Homo Kid he once threatened to slice peoples' throats if they hated on JoshU2uber.
He also has many other threats and insults, most, if not all of which are extremely stupid and unfunny. Such as calling saying he would put a background about his haters on his channel. Hell, he even admitted to his haters that he was a pedophile. other works include his groups now named "with justin bieber" which was renamed after the anti justin bieber group troll'd his ass till it split.
His old channel description was also highly exploitable so Shark's haters often took advantage of this and often add "corrections" to his channel description. However, after he became fed up of people adding lulz to his description, he changed his description to something even moar emo than before and put comment approval on. He has also left YouTube due to being pwned by all of his haters.
Darkmaster671
DarkyU2uber has returned to YouTube after two suspensions and a hacking and is back sucking the U2ubers and EricDouglace off. This time he's not just white-knighting the U2ubers, he is protecting anyone who is being hated. Here are some of his epic phail vids.
Darkmaster671 announcing his return and being an internet tough guy.
Darkmaster671 announcing whom he is currently white-knighting.
See Also
- Angry Homo Kid
- Mickyy Moo
- Wigger
- Flardox
- Paul Fetch
- Giving your 10 year old carte blanche on the internet while you're passed out on Xanax after blowing this week's check at the blackjack table
- Lukeywes1234
- Adolf Hitler
- EricDouglace
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