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DAT TAIL.

Kobidobidog AKA Jonathan P Hughes is a 54-year-old furry-zoophile from YouTube who tries to justify beastiality through using the Bible. He claims animals can consent, like dalhusky. Of course, the Bible says the exact opposite of what he says, as it says that bestiality is an abomination, and whoever commits it should be banned from IRL. The religious faggot was born on February 15, 1956 (according to their theoretical Facebook account claimed by n3xus[1]).

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Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
 

 
 

—Exodous 22:19

   
 
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants. Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you: (For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled;) That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.
 


 
 

—Leviticus 18:23-28

   
 
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
 


 
 

—Leviticus 20:15-16

Kobidobidog: The Priest

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Kobidobidog considers himself to be an authority on Christianity. Any attempt to reason with him will be met with a bunch of figurative language about zoophilia being okay in God's eyes and tells you that an animal can give consent, quoting the Bible in attempt to back up his claims. When given proof that he is wrong and the bible says the exact opposite, he uses circular logic, and calls you a devil, and tells you to try beastiality. His entire world view is essentially based on big-leap interpretations of obscure passages in the Bible, while actually ignoring the passages which specifically speak against bestiality. He also doesn't realize that most other furverts hate god with a passion.

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Woe to Thee O Trolls!

   
 
A zoo never thinks about what a troll thinks about because it is totally unnecessary to think about what a troll thinks about. I wound think that a crime against nature would be to permanently keep whatever animal from being able to reproduce altering it, wouldn't 'you think, or

penalizing an non human for over producing a crime of nature?

Not having sympathy for their sexual needs a crime against nature as well? .Please get a loving caring heart. The zoo has one.

Having a dog suffer all of their days with an upset hormonal imbalance a crime of nature?

A zoosexual would never consider doing those things. A zoo has a tender loving heart. please acknowledge that heart ,and be friends. OK?
 


 
 

—Not having sympathy for a puppy rapist's sexual desires is a crime against the animal, as neutering them to control their population is too. Instead, Neuter Me!!!1 Oh. Wait ...

   
 
Picking and choosing? I am all over the bible, and you have a couple of lies trying to make those lies go against all of the other laws God says we must do. Dont kill, lie, do good to your neighbor, trolls do bad to their neighbors, Trolls want to kill, Do not hate for that makes whoever a murder. Trolls are murderers in their hearts. Trolls should be in prison. God does not contradict himself therefore the trolls are of the devil. Christ does not condemn. Trolls condemn being anti Christ.
 

 
 

A zoosexual is Christ like.

   
 
Please end this war, and end it now. Your only intention is at this point in time is to cause misery to loving humans, and thew animals they love. Please find it in you to say you are sorry for the hardship you have placed on humans that are Christlike, and become a Paul instead of a Saul. Will you consider doing this, and having all of the trolls put down their swords?
 

 
 

Leave me alone now OK? It's not funny ...


Kobidobidog is the king god of the fursecution complex - he genuinely believes that trolls are evil oppressors who must see the light and learn to accept their zoophile brothers, when really trolls are simply tools of Satan who must be redeemed.
Despite having a very relaxed attitude to sex (i.e. if it fits over your dick, you can fuck it), and proclaiming that hate and intolerance are the root of all evil and suffering, Kobidobidog hates trolls, and will damn anyone who dares to suggest that his penis doesn't belong in Rover's ass to Hell.


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Curiously, Kobidobidog believes upper cervical chiropracty can cure anything - literally absolutely anything, including:

Interestingly however it cannot cure AIDS Why? Because AIDS does not exist.


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Fursona Drama

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God won't take that kindly.

Not too long ago, some idiot faggot thought it would be funny to create a fake kobidobidog on YouTube, attempting to impersonate him in order to cause confusion. However, using Kobidobidog's fursona as his background and uploading a video of his fursona, Kobi got angry and threatened that he will use God to punish him for violating copyright laws.

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Christ would not want us to be walking around in heaven afraid of having, and or giving pleasure. We should not start on this planet. The zoo, gay, and furry are the meek unassuming Christians , and that is why they are being assaulted just like Jesus was assaulted when he was on earth.
 

 
 

We furries are tormented just like Jeezus on the cross!

   
 
Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are an abomination to the LORD, But those who deal ...

This is not sex. come on, just be good to your neighbor. I know you feel safe in your room , and feel like you can say anything to hurt some one, but really, why do you want to hurt someone when you can heal the heart of someone?
 


 
 

—Paraphrased version of the above statement: Come on, fuckin' dogs is AWWRIGHT!!!1.

   
 
You must understand ,and agree that an abomination is a lie. Satan is an abomination.Do you agree?

The consent issue is a dead issue to me. it is only an argument for the sake of an argument. Begun by the opposition to the zoo ,do you agree?

Consent is A non issue to the loving zoo because there was no need to think about what a troll brought up, in the first place. We should just drop the consent issue altogether, agreed? A zoo loves, and that love is give to the humans, and the non human animal alike.No crime against humanity means no crimes against anything else ,agreed?

If it is at this time objectionable to you t it is only objectionable to you ,agreed?

Time can change the way you see things, agreed?
 


 
 

— Translated: Consent isn't an issue because I rape puppies for breakfast, and trolls are right about it being wrong, but i just want delicious puppy penis in my mouth.

   
 
You are just an ass hole to be an asshole. You know I am telling the truth, and you want to say the opposite just for the hell of it. You love war, blood shed, pain ,and misery to happen to anyone, but you.
 

 
 

— Translation: You are an asshole because you won't accept the fact that i want to fuck dogs!!!1 You know i am wrong, but you say the right thing because it is right. BAAWWWWWWW

   
 
I would think that hate that makes a murderer is wrong . How can you justify murder?

On top of that. the word lieth is old English for telling a lie, not about sex with a man,and a Jew in Leviticus. Lieth is to lie. English words close to what we use today. Bringeth, sayeth, and telleth. Speaketh, Spreadeth. All of the lies directed to the gay is also being directed to the zoosexual as well. Legalize zoosexuality everywhere, allow the gays to marry, and heal hearts, never to break hearts. Never ever again. Furries are great humans, masterful artists of intelligent animation
 


 
 

—Translated:HOORAY FOR FAGGOTS!!! LET THE AIDS SPREAD AND THE POOL BE CLOSED!!!

   
 
There are people that like zoosexuality, and dont like zoosexuality. We will always have humans likening this, and not liking that.. The once who dont like zoosexuality ether dont know tidally about it or have never tried it. .If a person truly does not like it that should be their choise and their choise alone. Animals talk with a language that cannot be uttered. Talk with body language, and even sounds that they make. A zoo has the loving sensitivity to interpret this. A dog needs to communicate this way, it is essential the non human animals communicate this way. Open your eyes. A non human animal can give a convincing growl that will stop whoever in their tracks, agreed? Soften your heart, and you will w see what a zoo sees.
 

 
 

—Translated: Every single time a dog growls, My dick gets hard.

   
 
To consent is not going away.That has been said a lot,and if consent was not possible in nature, and we are a part of nature life would not exist. Consent is a problem to you because you do not have the loving sensitivity of the zoo, therefore it is an issue with you, and you alone.
 

 
 

— Translated: I am a sick fuck, and apparently no one has a problem with beastiality.

   
 
God is seeking us and whoever is good to their neighbor doing good to their neighbor, loving their neighbor, not condemning their neighbor or wanting harm like the hateful trolls on youtube have the spirit of the almighty working in them to do of his good pleasure no matter what they say they are or what they say they believe.
 

 
 

—Translated: Fucking dogs are the equivalent to love.

   
 
The zoo is meek kind loving shows compassion for the animals. Do not condemn anyone. Do not wish ill; will on their neighbor. Zoosexuals are one of the sons of God because they are peace makers too. The opposition always s wants war. The zoo is showing all of their fruits of the spirit of Jesus Therefore the zoosexuals are the real Christians. By their fruits ye shall know them.
 

 
 

—Translated: Please do not hate me! I love my dog because I want to fuck it in the ass!

   
 
Dogs are sex machines that love sex, and make no bones about liking sex.
 

 
 

—Yup! Kobidobidog admits that zoophiles only fuck dogs for sex whether it's love or not!

   
 
Dogs express the wanting for sex, body language that I would think a furry would be aware of because that is how they communicate when they have a furry suit on.
 

 
 

—Apparently, Kobidobidog thinks fursuiters are zoophiles too.

   
 
I have seen for my self the loving expression of appreciation in their eyes of the dogs I have helped sexually.
 

 
 

—More like grabbing dog cock and jerking it.

   
 
Artie tells you the truth and nothing, but the truth so help me God. I am not for blood shed, misery nether war. I was an objected to war when I was very young. I always wanted to end conflicts never start them. I always wanted to be friends with the animals and never teased or torment them nether did I want to hunt them.
 

 
 

—Translated: I want animals to live so I can fuck them.

   
 
Give the zoosexual a break OK?
 

 
 

—Translated: Just leave me alone okay?

   
 
Jesus does not condemn yet they try, and use the bible anyway being anti Christ at the same time try, and wave the Christian flag.
 

 
 

—Translated: Christians who oppose zoophilia are anti Christs.

   
 
The zoo does not fuck to try, and prove anything. Sex just happens.
 

 
 

—Translated: I just want to fuck a dog.

   
 
Your choise is to be a bisexual, and I respect that. Return that respect to the zoosexual as well, be equal. The zoo loves just like you.
 

 
 

—Translated: If you're a bisexual, then you must tolerate the sick fucks as equal as well.

   
 
This sex can help to reduce abortions, teenage pregnancies. Help preserve the biodiversity of the dogs as a species. Help to control our population so we are less of a stress on our environment, and resources. No birth control methods whatsoever for ether species, and to bring peace where there is no peace at this point in time. Even the pygmy chimpanzees know the power of sex to solve conflicts, and that are called lower than a human? Zoo has many benefits.
 

 
 

—Translated: Zoophilia is the cure to abortions and teenage pregnancies. LOLWUT?

   
 
The western religions are telling many lies and the terrorists as well. I know what the real truth is. Humans had better listen to what I have too say.
 

 
 

—Translated: I am your saviour so listen to what I say for all zoophiles will be free.

   
 
Having sex back and fourth with a dog is no problem at all. Read about it, and have at it. Teachers would be nice too.
 

 
 

—Translated: Fucking a dog is the safest way for zoophiles to enjoy even if the dog bites their cock off.

   
 
Unbeknown to you things are going to change when Christ comes back again and takes humans to heaven who are good to whoever because heaven will have a lot of different humans in it including the zoosexuals, and the once who hold any negativity toward their neighbor will not be safe to have in heaven. Heaven begins on earth in whomever.
 

 
 

—Translated: Fuck a dog, go to heaven for it.

   
 
All kinds of sex occurs not because of what man has done, but because of a greater being that gave us life that surrounds us.
 

 
 

—Translated: Dogs are born to be fucked by humans.

   
 
Each has there talent. I have been edifying humans when they say a good thing for the down trodden. I work at helping the trolls to see the loving light. Hateful trolls simply put are terrorists worshiping a god of war just like the established organized religions with their eternal torment from an unequal vindictive god, the same god as baal, and all the other false gods. Trolls need to apologies. Then we will have nice things spoken to whoever. All conflicts disappear. Is this clear enough?
 

 
 

—Translated: Trolls need to apologies

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Dox (UNCONFIRMED)

Some time last Thursday, a YouTube superhero managed to find Kobi's dox.

Email: [email protected]

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