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Known facts about the Eboss
- His current email is [email protected]
- He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
- His stats are haxed at maximum value.
- Wears a suit at all times.
- He is the funniest mother fucker i've ever met.
- He wears pink pajama pants.
- Edates fat whores and then sends them pizza and sandbags
- Is a skript kiddie and can't hack for shit.
- Owns rice fields filled with gooks and nukes.
Aush0k enslaves the chans
1. 420chan and the /i/nsurgents are targeted first and were quickly cooked in the ez bake oven. 2. 711chan was hit, in an attempt to incite action against C & Aush 3. CBoss & Aush visited the partyvan IRC servers, and took them all offline. When they let it back on, they visited #insurgency where januszeal and all of the other Admins sucked both of their cocks,
Aushok & Cromlech thought that they could utilize the forces of Anonymous for their own needs, and said they would equip them with a small, outdated oven & a lifetime supply of KFC Vouchers. After the realization that assimilation, reformation or crowning any of the *chan trolls as associates or lackies was impossible due to their level of inferiority, the bosses Cromlech & Aushok left the chan sites and IRCD's alone
IRC logs
Y U GET NULL ROUTED SON????
- jewlion ([email protected]) Quit (Input/output error)
- @plasma ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- +Tony`Stark ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- Ms_Mister ([email protected]) has joined #420chan
- [FBI] sets mode: +ao Ms_Mister Ms_Mister
- Kakama sets mode: +v Ms_Mister
- +whurrk ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
Dear EncyclopediaDramatica
1. The original article was better. 2. I removed all of the IRC logs containing fake aush0ks. 2. I removed all of the bullshit about Taekesi from this article, because, I have spoken to Taekesi once. He added me to MSN, and wanted an autograph. Really annoying loser, recommended to an hero. This is the only conversation I have ever held with Taekesi. I have not / do not plan on orchestrating DDoS attacks, pulling dox, or doing anything at all for Taekesi other than ezbaking him and his so called asian empire. From what I have read though, he is a wannabe groupie faggot. Probably not worth my time. 3. I don't spend my time trolling trolls, the brief period of time in 2007-2008 when 7chan/420chan/partyvan/insurgents were all cooked in my oven is an exception - I did that to prove a point, that none of you can challenge me. I spend my time ovening c99 scamming nigerians, feds and skiddies. SubZ and viraL are perfect examples of what happens when you fuck w/ aush0k. 4. Ryan Goldstein aka "Digearti", "Fantas1ze" and Ryan Cleary aka "viraL" aka "Ni", are my biggest fans to date. Taekesi is an unofficial aush0k fan club member. 5. aush0k is the new leader of LulzSec and GNAA as of 1/10/2012. Please contact me on MSN ([email protected]) or Skype (ricedice123) for further details.
Kindest regards,
aush0k
Dox ROFL
Aush0k aka Matt Faggot aka Matt Flannery put out some of his own fake dox, to fool you fucking retards. SIRENS WEE WOOO WEE WOOO!!
420chan get's BOSS Smacked
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