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Babby Ndombe Opetu

Babby Ndombe Opetu
Nationality: Doctor Congo   
Highscore 13 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd July 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK
  • 30~40 Damage.


Graded Score
Kill count: 13/20 Pwned
Accuracy: 18/20 2 NPCs survived
Style: 15/20 Pissed off father
Butthurt: 6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit
Bonus: 10/20 For revenge
Total Score: 62/100 (D+)
Still not as good as Longo.
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Bahram Jeshanpur

Bahram Jeshanpur
Born 1994
Died February 17, 2024 (aged 30)
Nationality: Iranian  
Highscore Killed 12, injured 3
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, killed by police

Bahram Jeshapur (Goatsexnese: بهرام جشان پور) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more while they were sleeping, then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK
  • 30~40 Damage.
Graded Score
Kill count: 12/20
Accuracy: 17/20 3 fags injured
Style: 8/20 Another day in Iran
Butthurt: 0/20 Nobody cares, not even Iranians
Bonus: 20/20 2024 champion!
Total Score: 57/100 (D)
Go back to suicide bombings
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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation


Barend Strydom

Barend Strydom
Born July 15, 1965 (60 years old)
Nationality: South African  
Highscore Killed 8, injured 16
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Niggerphobia

Barend Hendrik Strydom is a lulzy South African who did white South Africans a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "native" Africans and injuring sixteen others on November 15, 1988.

He was born in Wenen, Natal, South Africa, on July 15, 1965, when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother fucking killed herself, after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.

Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "Justice" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was kicked out after he took a selfie with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident.

On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm Viktor Pistol, his service pistol, as a way to prepare for the attack.

Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter, making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon Mukondoleli, a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.

He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.

   
 
You've got me.
 

 
 

—Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.

On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, three years later, he was released by the president, this was because of an attempt by Frederik Willem de Klerk (aka F.W De Klerk) to somehow fix Black-White relations, which totally worked.


Documentary

FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Vektor Z88
  • 30~40 Damage.
  • Perk: Racism
  • X2 damage to niggers, sand niggers and azns.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20
Accuracy: 6/20 Could've kill half of those 16 injuries
Style: 10/20 Shootin' niggas
Butthurt: 19/20 Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released
Bonus: 20/20 For practicing before the shooting
Total Score: 63/100 (C+)
Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


See Also

Barry Loukaitis

Barry Dale Loukaitis
Born February 26, 1981 (45 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 1
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Sadly, no

Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and v& for life.

Stephen King's novel, Rage, is no longer in print because of this event. In a gun control essay written by King, he seemingly forgot what he wrote in his own novel and erroneously attributes the aforementioned quote as a reference to his novel even though it doesn't appear anywhere in the book.

In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 189 years of prison time.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Winchester Model 1894
  • 45~65 Damage.
  • Secondary: Dan Wesson Model 22 Revolver
  • 10~15 Damage.
  • Secondary 2: Bauer Semi-Automatic
  • 10~15 Damage.


Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Meh
Accuracy: 15/20 Close to 100% accuracy
Style: 3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters were usually absolute ass
Butthurt: 10/20 Stephen King was super butthurt
Bonus: 7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies
Total Score: 38/100 (F-)
Brenda Spencer but shittier
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


Beau Wilson

Beau Wilson
Born 2004
Died May 15, 2023 (aged 18)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 6
Style FPS Single player
An Hero? No, killed by cops.
Motive: Short man syndrome

It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.

The shooting

Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.

Wrestling Career

Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Black Rain Ordnance BRO-A2
  • 35~45 Damage.
  • Secondary: Stoeger STR-9
  • 15~30 Damage.
  • Secondary 2: Browning 1911-22 A1
  • 10~15 Damage.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20
Accuracy: 8/20 Aim better faggot
Style: 15/20 Neighborhood stroll
Butthurt: 15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun
Bonus: 5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag
Total Score: 46/100 (F)
You beat the Couch Cuck Congrats
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Ben Jebir

Ben Jebir
Born c. 1957
Died March 25, 1985 (aged 28)
Nationality: Jewnisian  
Highscore Killed 12, injured 0
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes

Ben Jebir was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who, on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El Fahs before an heroing via shotgun mouthwash.

Life

There is barely any information on Mr. Jebir, considering this shooting was only mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being forgotten.

The only thing known about this dubious sand nigger is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 12/20 Killed 12, injured 0
Accuracy: 20/20 Left no injuries
Style: 10/20 Killing your family and then some randoms
Butthurt: 2/20 Who?
Bonus: 20/20 For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifeddine Yacoubi appeared
Total Score: 64/100 (D)
Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Bjørn-Edvard Rones

Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones
Nationality: Norwegian   /
Highscore 1 dead, 1 injured
Style Single player, Hack n' Slash
An Hero? No

Life before

Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.

The stabbing

After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.

Aftermath

The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Release

As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.

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Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 10/20
Style: 5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.
Butthurt: 3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares.
Bonus:
Total Score: 19/100 (F--)
Idunno man..
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Brandon Alonso

Brandon Alonso
Nationality: Mexichango   
Highscore 2 injured
Style Single player, Hack n' Slash
An Hero? No
Motive PLS GUYS IM REALLY BADASS PLS I'M SOO DARK AND TOUGH AND EDGY

On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old Satanist Aryan-Mexican boy by the name of Brandon Alonso (surname unknown due to his status as a minor at the time) sperged out at his preparatory school in, yet again, Guadalajara. He managed to slightly injure 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how badass he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next Hugo Jackson. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 2 wounded
Accuracy: 0.5/20 Epic fail guy
Style: 0.5/20 Another spic who believes he's aryan
Butthurt: 3/20 Some Mexican media covered it
Bonus: 0/20 FOTY nomenee
Total Score: 5/100 (F-----------------------)
Next time, use that fucking axe
This is an awful high score
I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.
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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard


Brian Cohee

Brian Cohee, Jr.
Born January 10, 2002 (24 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 1
Style Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No
Motive Autism
Sanest Tomoko fan.

19-year-old autistic and ADHD-ridden zoom zoom zoomer goes to town on a hobo with a kitchen knife. Why? He was obsessed with serial killers (even gaining the nickname "Dahmer" at his high school) and wanted to replicate them. He also had a history of behavioral issues, bullying others, and just generally being a dick.

After shanking the homeless dude, he brought his head, hands and ID home, then went back to the murder site before driving his car into a nearby lake while he was disposing evidence. His dad found a shitton of blood on he back of the car, so he searched inside, finding the a knife and his victim's ID in his car. His parents get suspicious, so his mom then decides to search his room, finding the fucking head in the closet, which Brian was storing, for some reason. Seeing as how he had ADHD, it's no wonder why he forgot to dispose of the evidence. His autism also makes him very clingy to inanimate objects, hence why he wanted to bring the body parts home.

In court, Brian tried claiming autism drove him insane so he could get off the hook with an insanity plea, but failed epically. Apparently he thought murder would only land him 15-20 years' imprisonment. Spoiler alert: He got life w/o parole. Get V& faggot.

All in all, this is an interesting example of a zoomer who became hyperfixated on serial killers, specifically Jeffrey Dahmer, instead of mass shooters. Of course, kid forgot this isn't the 80s anymore. Forensic sciences are actually good now so he got caught right away and couldn't actually carry out a series of lulzy killings to qualify for the Tactical Espionage Action leaderboard, lel.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • 25~35 Damage.
  • Perk: Autism
  • X2 Moving speed.
    X2 Stabbing speed.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 "No! Stop! What are you doing? Stop!"
Accuracy: 20/20 Shunk a vegetable chopper right into a dirty hobo's heart
Style: 2/20 "Serial" killer gets caught after his first victim
Butthurt: 4/20 Temporary fame from true crime content farms
Bonus: 0/20 Yeah... I got nothin'.
Total Score: 27/100 (F--)
Should've just become a mass shooter.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik

Brian Draper (right) and Torey Adamcik (left)
Born: March 21, 1990 (Brian, 36 years old)
June 14, 1990 (Torey, 36 years old)
Nationalities: Americunts  
Highscore Killed 1
Top 50? Nope
Style Hack'N'Slash, Co-Op
An Hero? No, v& (both)
Motive For thrill

After a lengthy make-out session with each other, while imagining each other as their favorite Scream killer, movie buffs (specifically horror) Brian Lee Draper and Torey Micheal Adamcik decided that they wanted to follow in their idols' footsteps (Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold), so they hatched an easy, 2-part plan: Step 1: become serial killers, kill a few people before moving onto... Step 2: Shoot up their school. On September 22, 2006, they decided to execute their plan; the first targets were Cassie Jo Stoddart and her boyfriend Matt Beckham, who were friends of the two. They never even ended up injuring Matt, let alone killing him, but did kill Cassie. Some believed that the pair also killed Nori Jones which happened two years prior, but that was later disputed, and the actual killer was just some spic.

Gameplay

Cassie, RIP

Cassie invited her boyfriend, Matt, over to watch Kill Bill: Volume II at her aunt and uncle's house that she was sitting as a date. Brian and Torey asked if they could make it a double date, which Cassie agreed to do so as not to appear homophobic. After watching a few minutes, Brian and Torey realized that the movie was complete shit and fucked off to the theater to watch an even shittier movie. Or, at least they said they did. In reality, they only bought a ticket for the film for an alibi and never cared to even read a synopsis.

Their masks.

They drove back to the house with disguises on: black clothes, black boots, black gloves, and painted white masks. They then camped in the basement and tried to get Matt and Cassie down there by shutting the breaker off. Matt and Cassie were smart enough to not go down there, so Brian and Torey turned the breaker back on. Shortly after, Matt left because his mom picked him up. Matt would call Torey, and Torey would answer, whispering something that Matt couldn't understand but thought it was just because they were in the theater.

After Matt had left, Brian and Torey turned off the breaker again, but Cassie was still smart enough to not go down to turn it off. Brian and Torey knew they had to strike soon, so they rushed upstairs and started stabbing Cassie like complete spergs. They then ran out of the house and got in their cars and drove off. Cassie's body was found 2 days later.

Loadouts

Brian Draper
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Dagger

Knife bought by a friend of Torey's, Joe Lucero.

  • +25 Damage
  • Perk: Columbine Copycat

From Brain himself, "I am becoming more and more obsessed with Columbine. It seems now that that’s all I think about. I will follow in their footsteps and maybe I’ll even meet them.

  • Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution.
    Intelligence stat cut in half.
Torey Adamcik
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Hunting kinfe

Knife bought by a friend of his, Joe Lucero.

  • +25 Damage
  • Perk: Psychopathy

Experts say he is the definition of a juvenile psychopath.

  • +4 Frenzy points a day
  • +30 weapon damage
    • +3 constitution for 6 minutes
  • +25 intimidation success
  • Makes it easier for the player to not feel remorse.

V&ing

After the pigs questioned the most likely suspects, they were out of luck, so they started grasping at straws and questioned Brian and Torey. Their alibi with the movie could've been good if they could have said something that happened in the movie. If only they just read a synopsis. The cops started questioning them further, which made them switch stories, saying that they had never watched the film and had just gone through cars instead. But unfortunately, the biggest thing that got them v& was Brian's built-in lie detector, which made him stutter like a bitch every time he told a lie. Eventually, Brian confessed but made sure to downplay his role!

Torey is innocent?!?!

Torey's mother, Amanda, claims that Torey is completely innocent and that Torey just thought it was all a prank and LARPing and he didn't even stab her and it was all Brian!!!1! She even wrote a book, where in it she compares how Cassie's family felt when she got murdered to how she felt when Torey got convicted, "Brian killed Cassie quickly; he is killing Torey slowly. I am not sure which is worse."

Their tapes

Similar to their idols, Eric and Dylan, Brian and Torey also had tapes of their own. Like the geniuses they are, they detailed their plans on the tape. Unlike E&D, Brian's and Torey's have been released. While watching, be sure to pay attention to how clear it is that Torey is completely innocent, as stated by his mother!!1!

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 Injured 0
Accuracy: 4/20 12/~30 stabs were only potentially fatal
Style: 3/20 Serial killers were dead at this point; mass shootings were in.
Butthurt: 8/20 Received a tiny bit of news coverage due to them being inspired by Scream, now only ever mentioned in true crime.
Bonus: 0/20 Fuck off
Total Score: 15/100 (F-)
Yet they called Ted Bundy and the Hillside Strangler amateurs
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


See also


Bryan Kohberger


thowing a cheeky smile for the camera just 4 hours after the murders!
Bryan Christopher Kohberger
Born November 21, 1994 (31 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 4
Style Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No
Motive Autism


Yet another autist obsessed with serial killers and mass murder. Similarly to Brian above, he decided to embark on his noble journey to become a serial killer, this time being MUCH more successful and managing a full FOUR KILLS in only one night with a ka-bar knife before fleeing the scene. He got away with it FOR OVER A MONTH before the Party Van finally caught up with him, matching his DNA to that of a knife sheath found at the scene. He was arrested and originally planned to "prove" his innocence as a trial before just giving up and pleading guilty to avoid getting the chair. During his legal proceedings, he was diagnosed with autism and OCD, so it's no wonder he was so hyperfixated on the topic of murder.

Notice how, unlike Brian, he actually managed to evade authorities for well over a month, most likely due to his research he did as a criminology student. Would've most definitely kept killing people if he got away with it.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • 25~35 Damage.
  • Perk: Autism
  • X2 Moving speed.
    X2 Stabbing speed.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 All in a night's work
Accuracy: 13/20 Left two survivors
Style: 10/20 Almost got away with it!
Butthurt: 10/20 Would've been much more lulzy if he actually sat around for a full trial instead of pleading guilty
Bonus: 5/20 For playing on melee in Assaultrifleland and walking away with a decent score.
Total Score: 42/100 (D-)
Keep better track of your murder accessories and maybe you could've become the next Ted Bundy.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force