Sig Sauer
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Sig Sauer is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market MAGAts who will buy any AR-15 style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a lolcow ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.
Lineup
- P365 - mini version of the P320
- P320- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock
- P210- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
- P220- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for .45 ACP and 10mm auto
- P226- same as above, but it's only available in 9mm
- M400, MCX spear, etc. Nothing to see here
Video
Sig Sauer owners
- Elliot Rodger (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely
- Friedrich Leibacher (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle and conceal carry handgun, respectively
- Omar Mateen (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him before he fought the police so he had to switch to his Glock
- Natalie Rupnow (P322)- she never used hers
- Tobias Rathjen (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.
How to troll Sig Sauer
- Remind them that their P320 lineup is a threat to everyone who owns it
- Buy a gun with decent quality (Ruger, H&K, FNH, Glock and other name brand guns, etc., but even shitty Turkish brands like Canik, Derya, and Stoeger are safer)
- Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's
- Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made
- Remind them that their M17 and M18 will never be as good as the Beretta M9
- Remind them that their M7 will never be as good as the M4
- Throw their own P320 at them
See also
- Colossal Biosciences - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
- Glock - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right
