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Hatsune Miku

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This page relies entirely on facts.
Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings.
Sorry for the lack of dick jokes.


Hatsune Miku (初音ミク) is a program that you may spend thousands for, for it just to come without any instruments, pre made songs nor tutorials on how to begin your journey with creating weebo music. You can make any type of song using Miku, about any topic you could like, for instance depression and suicide, politics, shit nobody cares about, slutty ukrainians and even Tom Cruise if you feel like it.
Hatsune is shown to be a kawaii high schooler anime girl. She's 16 - barely over the age of consent in Japan. Some like to argue that Miku's age is up to interpretation since she's just a software but everyone knows what they really mean.
The vocaloid is also associated with two numbers, 01 - in 1914 Hatsune was one of the reasons the first world war began, and 39 - in 1939 Miku was an important part of German army. Because of her historical importance, she was even shown in Warsaw's WWII Museum in Poland.



Origins

Design

Miku in her concept design was supposed to have some loose hair and some in a pig tail held with a bow shaped accessory. Unfortunately someone had decided to keep simplifying her design at any chance given causing her to look like a cancer survivor with a wig instead of real hair and a white shirt from a second hand shop.

Popularity

Concerts

Other vocaloids

Artists

Songs

Lolibait

Duets

Teto Miku

Fans

Artwork

Cosplay

Ships

BAWWWW IT'S MIKU'S SONG

officer rex

Miku is 16 you pedo!

Annual hating on the newest snow miku

Miku is AI

Miku figure contest

Memes

Detachable hair

miku does not speak to british people

The world is hers

Hair loss

Movie

Appearance in games

Bringing up every single game Miku has appeared in is pointless. There's too many and most of them are fanmade dating sims. That's why we're going to focus only on the official games.

Project diva

Logic Paint S

Hatsune Miku: The Planet Of Wonder And Fragments Of Wishes

Hatsune Miku VR

Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage

Figurines

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See also

Hatsune Miku is part of a series on 日本国


Typical Japanese People. 日本人
Filthy FrankHard GayMutsuo ToiOtoya YamaguchiSatoshi UematsuShoko Asahara

Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文

2chanAnimeAnimu ArchetypesBig DaikonDating simGaidenHerbivore MenJapanese Bug FightsMangaShimajiro


Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本
BukkakeGuroHarem ComedyHentaiLoliconPantyshotShotaconYaoiYuri

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