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The city of Failidelphia is better known as Fagadelphia because of a well-known, overrated film about faggots. It is located near New Jersey, in southeastern Pennsylvania. The city is a vast wasteland of niggers, ghettos and the Philadelphia Parking Authority. It has been said that native Philadelphians like to refer to their city as "Filthadelphia" in reference to their trash-ridden backyards, AIDS-infested public water and the disgusting baby diapers that are strewn throughout the city. Their assessment is correct, as Philadelphia is as clean as a truckstop bathroom.
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