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This is a sandbox just to make random highscores

Leisure Suit Larry

The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.

RANK NAME PENETRATIONS/FAPS ACTIVE STATUS METHOD
1   Fidel Castro 35,000 1948 - 2016 Dead Sex
2   Gwyneth Montenegro 10,000 2005 - 2017 Alive Sex
3   Amara Maple 5,326 2016 - Alive Sex
4   Mia Khalifa 3,800 2014 - Alive Sex / Masturbation
5   Ron Jeremy 2,000+ 1979 - 2018 Alive Sex
6   Marc Goldberg 1,700 1982 - 1998 Alive Sex
7   Rocco Tano 1,300 1986 - 2022 Alive Sex
8   Steven Wolfe 1,000 2017 - Alive Sex
9   Grace Quek 600+ 1994 - 2003 Alive Sex
10   An Nanba 250+ 2005 - 2008 Alive Sex
11   Hugo Lopez 83+ 2013 - Alive? Masturbation
12   Billy Herrington 29 1998 - 2018 Dead Sex
13   Erika Rauch 20+ 1987 - Alive Sex
14   Anette Dawn 17 2002 - 2010 Alive Sex
15   Arturo Coronado 10+ 2014 - Alive Masturbation
16   Muhammad (ﷺ) 7 598 - 632 Dead Sex
17   You 0 ? - Alive, sadly Sex

Spermination

These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.

RANK NAME DONATIONS ACTIVE
1   Bertold Paul Wiesner 900+ 1942-1967
2   Simon Watson 800+ 2016-2019
3   Jonathan Jacob Meijer 500+ 2007-2017
4   Unknown 150 ?-2011
5   Pavel Durov 100+ 2010-2024
6   Donald Cline 98 1974-1987
7   Jan Karbaat 82 1973-1998
8   Ben Seisler 74 2012-2015
9   "Louis" 70 1982-2002
10   Gennadij Raivich 58 ?-2013
11   Peter Ellenstein 37+ ?

Splinter Cell

Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.

RANK NAME HARRASED ACTIVE
1   Rebeca Garcia 560+ 2016-2024
2   Matthew Hardy 63+ 2009-2020
3   Alex Belfield 12 2012-2021
4   Bart De Pauw 6 2017-2021
5   Ricardo Lopez 1 1996

Pride of Nations

Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.

RANK COUNTRY COLONIES LIFESPAN
1   British Empire 120 1497-1997
2   French Colonial Empire 80 1534-1980
3   Portuguese Empire 50 1415-1999
4   Roman Empire 41 27-395
5   Spanish Empire 35 1492-1976
6   Ottoman Empire 25 1299-1922
7   Russian Empire 17 1721-1917
8   Soviet Union 15 1922-1991
9   Mongol Empire 13 1206-1368
10   German Colonial Empire 12 1884-1920
11   Holy Roman Empire 10 800-1806
12   Yugoslavia 6 1946-1991
13   Belgian Colonial Empire 4 1908-1960

Watch Dogs

These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.

RANK VIRUS HAXXED
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Stuxnet 200,000

Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.

NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF!

I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.

RIOT: Civil Unrest

For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.

RANK RIOT KILLS YEARS ACTIVE
1   Partition of India 1,000,000 1947
2   French Revolution 870,000 1789 - 1799
3   Syrian revolution 219,223–306,887 2011 - 2024
4   La Violencia 200,000 1948 - 1960
5   Kurdish Rebellions 110,000 1983 - 1986
6   Tibetan Uprising 86,000 1959
7   Arab Spring 61,000 2011 - 2012
8   Jeju Uprising 60,000 1948 - 1949
9   Algerian Civil War 60,000-150,000 1991 - 2002
10   Nika riots 30,000 532
11   El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising 30,000 1932
12   228 Massacre 28,000 1947
13   Apartheid 21,000 1948 - 1994
14   Rintfleisch massacres 20,000-30,000 1298
15   Semaine Sanglante 20,000 1871
16   Romanian Peasants' Revolt 11,000 1907
17   March 1st Movement 7,500 1919
18   Black July 5,638 1983
19   Granada Massacre 4,000+ 1066
20   Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan 4,000 1784
21   Hungarian Revolution of 1956 3,000 1956
22   888 Uprising 3,000 1988
23   Santa María School 2,000–3,500 1907
24   Tiananmen Square 2,700-3,400 1989
25   Iranian Revolution 2,000-3,000 1978 - 1979
26   Caracazo 2,000-5,000 1989
27   First Intifada 1,962 1987 - 1993
28   Lisbon massacre 1,900+ 1506
29   Batken Conflict 1,183 1999
30   Burundian unrest 1,700 2015 - 2020
31   Onsong Concentration Camp 1,666 1987
32   Patagonia Rebelde 1,500 1920 - 1922
33   Batepá massacre 1,000+ 1952
34   Norilsk uprising 1,000+ 1953
35   Kyrgyz prostests 893-2,000 2010
36   Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion 800+ 2020
37   Kazakh unrest 238 2022
38   Guinean protests 157 2009
39   Tragic Week 104-150 1909
40   Solhan & Tadaryat 174 2021
41   Buenos Aires 36 2001
42   Eswatini protests 27-50+ 2021-2023
43   Ponce massacre 17 1937
44   Banjul 15 2000
45   Chinese Middle School 13 1956
46   Zimbabwe fuel protests 12 2019
47   Wamena 7-9 2023
48   L'Amicale riots 7 1999
49   Universidad Pública de El Alto 7 2021
50   Nukuʻalofa riots 6 2006
51   U.S Capitol 5 2021
52   Kyrgyz Revolution 1 2020
53   Bashkortostan protests 1 2024

Diner Dash

These products and dishes are so tasty that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.

RANK COMPANY KILLS YEARS ACTIVE
1   Cargill 650 1865 -
2   Unknown 600 1981
3   Tiger Brands 216 1921 -
4   Bostock & Co 70 1888 - 1900
5   Disputed 53 2011
6   Jensen Farms 33 2011 - 2012
7   Khalid Mahmood 33 2016
8   Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga 29 1992 - 1993
9   PCA 9 1977 - 2009
10   Sanlu Group 6 1956 - 2008
11   Blue Bell Creameries 3 2007 -
12   Similac 1 1929 -
13   Pepsi 1 1929 -

These people have shown that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (whether animal or human) are counted.

RANK PLAYER RAPES KINK YEARS ACTIVE
1   Robert Anderson 1050-2110 Yaoi 1966-2003
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Carl Panzram 1000+ Yaoi 1907-1928
3   Mohamed Mustapha Tabet 518 Straight 1986-1992
4   Larry Nassar 500+ Lolicon 1994-2015
5   Johnny Kitagawa 478 Shotacon 1988-2000
6  
 
Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre 276 Shotacon 2008-2011
7   Jimmy Savile 217+ Lolicon and Shotacon 1955-2009
8   Richard Strauss 177+ Shotacon 1978-1998
9   Keith Raniere 156 Straight 1998-2018
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Joji Obara 150-400 Straight 1992-2000
11   Fanwell Khumalo 103 Lolicon and BDSM 1999-2001
12   Marcelo Sajen 93-200+ Schoolgirls 1991-2004
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Johann Eichhorn 90 Straight 1928-1939
14  
 
 
William Vahey 90+ Shotacon 1963-2014
15   Jon Simonis 80+ Straight 1979-1981
16   Richard Choque 77+ Straight 2013-2021
17  
 
 
 
Richard Huckle 71 Lolicon and Shotacon 2006-2014
18   Malka Leifer 70 Shotacon 2003-2007
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Peter Nygård 67+ Straight 1968-2020
20   Erik Andersen 66-160+ Shotacon 1976-2010
21   Ralph Rowe 60-500 Shotacon 1970-1980
22   Sunil Rastogi 60 Lolicon 2004-2017
23   Bill Cosby 58+ Date rape 1984-2014
24   Atheer as-Suhairy 58 Lolicon 1999-2006
25   Wang Wanming 54 Straight 1981-1998
26   Jerry Sandusky 52 Shotacon 1994-2009
27   Roger Abdelmassih 52 Somnophilia 2009
28   Joseph James DeAngelo 51 Straight 1974-1986
29   Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson 50+ Shotacon 1988-2012
30   Bobby Joe Long 50 Straight 1980-1984
31   Gemma Watts 50 Yuri 2016-2018
32   Reynhard Sinaga 48 Yaoi 2015-2017
33  

 

Martin Ney 45+ Shotacon 1992-2004
34   Yap Weng Wah 45 Shotacon 2009-2012
35   Anatoly Slivko 43 Shotacon and Snuff 1964-1985
36   Adam Britton 42 Furry 2014-2022
37   Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides 41 Straight 2010-2012
38  
 
Oleg Kosarev 40 Lolicon 1984-2011
39   Henrique Sotero 40 Lolicon 2008-2009
40   Peter Moore 39 Yaoi 1975-1995
41   Jeffrey Epstein 36 Lolicon and Shotacon 1996-2019
42   Roland Cazaux 36 Straight 1987-2002
43   Miguel Ángel Parada 36 Straight 2012-2020
44   Paul Ogorzow 31 Straight 1939-1941
45   Keith Simms 31 Straight 1985-2001
46  
 
Paul Schäfer 28 Lolicon and Shotacon 1958-2005
47   Andrzej Kunowski 27 Straight 1972-2001
48   Donald Trump 26 Pussy grabbing 1970
49   Benny Sela 24 Hyperphilic 1985-1999
50   Gonzalo Rivadeneira 24 Lolicon and Shotacon 1993-2019
51   Andreas Holm 24 Somnophilia 2019-2020
52   John Svahlstedt 22 Straight 1971-2013
53   House for Sale Rapist 20 Straight 1979-1980
54   Julio Gonzales 19 Straight 2001-2013
55  
 
 
Paul Francis Gadd 18+ Lolicon 1970-2000
56   Jordanis Kouroutsidis 18+ Straight 1987-2020
57   Batman Rapist 17 Straight 1991-2000
58   Steingrímur Njálsson 16+ Shotacon 1961-1988
59   Johan Martin Vie 16+ Shotacon ?-2006
60   Francisco Antonio Laureana 15+ Straight 1974-1975
61   Cedric Maake 14 Straight 1996-1997
62   Niklas Eliasson 14 Straight 2005-2010
63  
 
 
Christopher Paul Neil 12 Shotacon 2007
64   Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson 9-70+ Shotacon 2010-2014
65   Francis Evrard 9 Shotacon 1962-2007
66   Kurt Niklas Lindgren 9 Straight 1998-2005
67   Marcel Lychau Hansen 8 Straight 1987-2010
68   Larry Murphy 8 Straight 2001
69  
 
Christopher Wilder 7+ Straight 1963-1984
70   Roy Svanur Shannon 6-9+ Lolicon 1997-2012
71   Joro the Paver 6-7 Straight 1968
72   Roberto Martínez Vásquez 6 Straight 2001-2002
73   Ágúst Magnússon 6 Shotacon 2004
74   Graham Capill 6+ Lolicon 2001-2005
75   Peter Scully 5-75+ Lolicon and Snuff 2011-2015
76  
 
Somsak Ponnarai 4+ Straight 1980-1995
77  
 
 
Mark Dixie 4-6 Straight 1980-2005
78   Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson 4-335 Lolicon 2005-2006
79  
 
Paul Hickson 3+ Lolicon 1976-1992
80   José Antonio Rodríguez Vega 3+ Straight 1978-1988
81   Mr. Cruel 3 Lolicon 1987-1990
82  
 
Jon Schillaci 3+ Shotacon 1989-2007
83   Claudine de Culam 1 Furry 1601
84   Josef Fritzl 1 Incest 1977-2008
85   Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson 1 Incest 1992-2004
86   James Bear 1 Incest 2013-2018
87   Steven van de Velde 1 Lolicon 2014
88   Joshua Hoffman 1 Furry 2018
89   Christian Weston Chandler 1 Incest 2021