MSPaint Adventures

MSPaint Adventures looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.

You could also add in actual humor.

	“	YOU'RE WELCOME	„

Microsoft Paint Adventures is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the webcomic medium, which as we all know, is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving aliens, weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), underage kids in sexual relations, and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only good "webcomics" on the interbutts. The author, Andrew Hussie, is a Jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.

Well developed Characters Hussie, your writing transcends the heavens.

Bard Quest and Jailbreak

In these two pieces of shit nobody cares about, an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. But if they were finished, they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without sucking the fans pork-lances any harder. Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of Tim Buckley, "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made much, much worse. Not that he is original or anything.

Problem Sleuth

Problem Sleuth is the story of some detective dude and his two buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery (bullshit backgrounds Hussie's fans drew). Eventually they get out and other stupid shit happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable and solve puzzles too obscure for your Webster dictionary to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all up in their shit, waving his junk around. They get pissed, other stuff happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. An incoherent storyline, abysmal art, and frequent meaningless walls of text combine to make this abcess of a webcomic unbearable; however, it's still better than Homestuck.

Homestuck

Homosuck is an anime about four autistic NEETs who decide to do heroin together for the first time, in a story taking inspiration from professional wrestling, furry porn, and 1940s war propaganda serials as it explores autocannibalism practicioner Andrew Hussie's erotic feelings towards horses, cripples, albinos, and small children. The story is segmented into eighty-seven cantos, each invoking the motif of sexual awakening within one of the author's spirit animals.

Faggotslurp has attracted a large and |fanatical following of nihilistic underaged trannysexuals among whom pozzing is a common initiation ritual. Other activities practiced at meetups include bile drinking as well as communal piss-downs. Initiates commonly dress as the story's whimsical "trolls", a race of insectile rapists with orange dicks growing out of their heads.

Trannyguzzle commonly features over nine thousand words per panel, and, uniquely among webcomics, intermittent malaysian throat-singing sequences summarizing the events thus far, with competing fandom subcommunities frantically working to translate and interpret the messages.

The first 100+ pages read like Zork: The Webcomic. The next 1000 pages of plot introduce some kids named John, Rose, and Dave. Suddenly, as if it were unplanned and the author realized that nothing had actually happened yet, a meteor comes and the world ends. No one seems to notice, most likely because the collective IQ of the group is about the same as the average reader's. Some way through this, Dave starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of homoerotic puppets that his brother made. His confusion soon comes to an end. Luckily, anal rape is an everyday occurrence in his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there.

After that, John enters the realm of a flying spaghetti monster and proceeds to pissrape some monsters. Later he randomly dies, BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Dave can now travel through time or something because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which only exist because future Dave got them from future future Dave when he was past Dave, which is present Dave now. Andrew calls it "weird time shit", which is a retardese for Deus Ex Machina. The fourth main character is finally introduced, after over $400,000 of shit art. And guess what? She's a furry.

Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with green ghost semen. No need to elaborate on this. (Note: this is actually part of the official canon.) Ater meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone jizzes their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to Chuck E. Cheese's.

Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are "naturally bisexual". This leads fans to assume that they'll fuck anything that moves, just as the fans themselves will FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to reset the comic for presumed "lulz," but the lulz are missing because they got mugged by a black guy.

But wait, there's more! In a stunning twist, Hussie decides to kill fucking everyone for no reason, making all his fans flip the fuck out. Yes, he managed to troll his fan base. Yes, there were some lulz. No, it does not mean the fanbase wised up and stopped being lolcows.

But they weren't dead, because of alternate timeline/Deus Ex Machina bullshit, and then he introduces more characters, repeating the process infinitely.

In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in

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2016, thanks to the efforts of the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery.

How To Become Part of the Fandom

1. Go to the site.

2. Skip to Act 5.

3. Question marks.

4. Profit like a Wal-Mart in a white trash community.

Insane Asylum Rantings

	“	Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening. - experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC) A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain! - experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Also, I was complaining, not whining. - experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. not sure if sarcastic response or just reality - I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie! - experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness. - I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)	„
	—Typical Homestuck Fans

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GAIAONLINE STEALS R STUFFZ!!1!!

~~Also, anybody who uses Gaia Online will know about the stupid ordeal going on lately.~~ Seriously, who the fuck goes on gaia? ~~Basically, Gaia made a few knockoff Homestuck items and all of the fanboys went into rage mode. The ringleader? Hussie's white knight girlfriend. [1]~~ No one cares about gaia, shit-butt. There's her OWN special little Gaiaonline account, where she can be seen wearing a "Walking Dead" tshirt, meaning she OBVIOUSLY has nothing against marketing and advertising on Gaia, that is, until her precious Hussie is involved. Then, shit hits the fan, and you have every lonely, bored neckbeard of a Homestuck fan railing so far up your ass you can taste it. Once again, nobody gives a shit, you stupid sack of cum residue.

Dating Service

The autistic fucks that actually enjoy this complicated shit have decided to open up a dating service for people in their fandom. It's filled with a bunch of 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls. You can find the virgins and their profiles here.

Characters of Homestuck

For some reason, Andjew decided to color-code his ridiculously two-dimensional characters so his fangirls could tell them apart.

The Children:

John: A young heterosexual male who likes gushers and has a fetish for old women, notably ones that lead to incest. He has no personality whatsoever.
Rose: An emo know-it-all cunt who's smarmy and predictable. Enjoys watching a furry unleash genocide on a planet while masturbating to Cthulhu preforming goatse on LSD.
Dave: A wannabee. His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to Dave's eventual rape. He still thinks he's hot shit because his anus is redder than a Jew's nose from all of the objects that entered it. He claims everything he does is for ironic purposes.
Jade: Furry cosplayer, precog, and so boring she gave herself narcolepsy. No one cares about this bitch, moving on.
The Guardians: Two neglectful parents too busy doing fuck-all in this shitty universe to watch their kids, Charles Darwin, and an animu nerd.
Jack: Some asswipe in a legal department that shanked a niggeress, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of people from another planet.

The Moar Children:

Jane: WASP bitch who likes baking. Boring as shit, except when she flips the fuck out. Also got rejected by Jake because she's a fucking fat ass.
Roxy: Drunken haxxor who has a dysfunctional relationship with her mother.
Dirk: Gay. One of the few characters who manages not to fuck up every single thing they do, but hates himself anyway.
Jake: Indiana Jones wannabe with a gun kink. Bisexual and a complete fuckwit.

The ~~Devils~~Trolls:

Aradia: Necrophiliac robot. Considering how little personality she has, Maid of Void would have been a better role.
Tavros: Cripple that speaks like a complete retard that can't correctly formulate sentences. Every teenage girl going through their pubescent spouts will somehow relate this character as some kind of submissive ass-slave for every other.
Sollux: l33t haxx0r. srs bsns here! Has no plot function and then dies, appropriate for the Mage of Doom.
Karkat: SMALL MAN. LARGER ANUS. Self conscious about his appearance and his relationships, he's about as close to one of these pathetic fantards as it gets.
Nepeta: Furry who obsesses over fictional relationships between her online friends. Every Homestuck reader in one character.
Kanaya: Lesbian Vampire. Hussie needed to pander to an even wider range of people at around this time in the comic, and he decided introducing the homosexual community to his "art" was a good idea. So every other little gay girl identifies with this one, seeing as they have unwarranted self-importance. Kanaya herself enjoys lipstick and fashion, and therefore is not even a proper lesbian.
Terezi: Who cares? Can see through smell, even after her eyes were FUCKING BURNED BY THE SUN. Has a choice ass.
Vriska: GOTIS. Telepathic psycho bitch who killed her friends. Nobody seems to be bothered by her doing this.
Equius: Mr. Hands. Obsessed with steroids and horse dicks, and builds anal stimulators.
Gamzee: Juggalo. Kills everybody. Is not reprimanded for this even by the people whom he kills.
Eridan: Hipster faggot. Harry Potter obsessive who tries to wreck shit but is then sawn in half by Kanaya.
Feferi: Once again, who really gives a shit? The Royal Whore or something who stuffs fish sticks up her butt and has no plot relevance at all.

The Moar Trolls:

Kankri: White Knight. Also the epitome of a social justice blogger. Everyone in the omniverse is currently trying to get a restraining order against this asshole.
Damara: Weeaboo. Gives extremely sexual commentary in bad Japanese to anybody she meets.
Rufioh: Basically the troll equivalent of Dante Basco. Also into bestiality.
Mituna: Retard, former psychic. Died in a marching accident.
Meulin: Deaf nekogirl who takes horns up her ass from her clearly insane and evil boyfriend.
Porrim: Tits or GTFO. Giant whore who has spent most of eternity getting her ass pounded by Cthulhu.
Latula: guuuuurl g4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As annoying as real-life counterparts. Does not appear to have ever done anything of note, something Homestuck fans can relate to.
Aranea: Possible gigantic lesbian for Meenah. Talks too fucking much. One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.
Horuss: Rufioh's butt buddy. He is the ~~Engineer~~He's too much of a shitty character to be the engineer. Plus, he never builds any Sentries.
Kurloz: Mute. Gay mime who is secretly in cahoots with Gamzee, an equally two-dimensional and pointless character.
Cronus: Ice-less version of the Ice King. No one loves him because he's a pedophile and looks like a faggot.
Meenah: A psycho. Generally bitchy to everybody, and idolises her post-Scratch self who is a megalomaniacal galactic genocidal bitch queen. One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.

Cherubs:

Caliborn/Calliope: Some sort of asexual green anal hair. He/She share the same body. This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dumb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.

The gigantic prick of an author:

Andrew: The other Mr. Hands. Faps to his own characters and claims he will be yours if you give him a horse to fuck. For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to add himself as a character.

"Shipping"

This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:

Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die.

Moirail (♦): Friend Zone

Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.

Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.

What time is it?

MSPAINT ADVENTURE TIME About missing Pics

Andrew approves.
You're welcome
This a rough approximation of Homestuck's character development.
Also, bestiality.

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Also, cripple porn.
Also, pedophilia.
What every HS fan dreams of. Still more acceptable than bronies' fantasies.
Anime Cons: Ruined Forever
The average Homestuck panel.
HOT TITTIES
Fashion passes. Style is forever.
The
Jew
Himself
Piss Porn
Can't go wrong with the fat fetish!
EVERYTHING IN A NUTSHELL
Promoting healthy eating.
JARATE!
Titty Monster.
LOOK @ JAKE EAT THAT WHOLE SANDWICH HE’S GETTING MAYO ALL OVER HIS FACE WOW HE MUST BE HUNGRY