Hentai

Hentai is anime-styled porn. It can vary from a simple image of a young woman playing with herself to a newborn baby hanging upside down with his anus stretched to the width of a dinner plate as several men pour cum into his rectum, filling his intestines up to the very top. The more extreme hentai is, the more Japan makes of it. Examples of this are Tentacle Rape and Guro (two of Japan’s most notable fetishes), the latter which got to the point of getting its own article for those who are into that shit.

Just an average plunging the shit out of someone

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Characteristics

The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:

A girl with unnaturally wide submissive prismatic eyes, huge tits and a big ass, and are often virgins.
Tentacles (Not as common as people think, but Japan is still fucked up for thinking of it)
Rape
BDSM
All of them underage girls
Internal ejaculation depicted as white glowing gloop floating across a black backdrop.
Zettai ryouiki, or simply "stockings" (or more accurately "Sandnigger socks"), is the most fucking overrated. Dem japs love their legs covered. In fact they hate bare legs so much they made it law that any girl that doesn't wear hosiery (or artist who doesn't draw hosiery) will be killed on the spot. Bare legs are considered obscenity and blasphemy of the highest level to the japs. They're like Muslims only they want the legs covered.
And of course, BIG DARK SHLONGS which are just fire hoses for copious amounts of your mother's favorite beverage.
Guro Dem Japs love their gore and necrophilia as much as their sandnigger socks. Remember if any hentai is potentially hot (for example an un-cliched and actually hot tentacle scene), IT WILL take a U-turn to guro.
Mosiacs (unless decensored by "barbarians")

Ha ha ha, get it?.....

Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison

Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.

In a hentai, the girl is almost always a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour in the spectrum, but commenting on said unusual hair colour is almost nonexistant. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny bug eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons which never sag. This is a stark contrast to irl, where Asian girls are skanky whores who have disgusting bodies averaging a mere 5'2" tall, with thin, greasy hair, small assymetrical tits (generally one innie nipple and one outie), untamed pubic hair which looks like it's never seen soap, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your upper arm, not to mention a bishie-like face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.

The "Deed" of Hentai uncovered

Rule #1 of hentai, if it is potentially good, it will always be ruined!
During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, over 9000 times without becoming utterly exhausted like ALL MEN do in reality. The woman, who sounds like she is getting raped regardless of who she's fucking, never shuts up. The deed itself lasts for around a minute or up to 20 minutes with built-in timejumps, depending on how shitty the animation studio is.
Tentacle Rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations. In the first, the tentacles belong to a fucking ugly monster which appears before the girl who's blatently asking for it. In the second variation, there is no monster: tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begin to rape the girl. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it and may or may not ejaculate half of the Pacific Ocean into her uterus.
Gangbangs almost always end with a massive bukkake at the end, where the female is literally drowned in semen. None of the rapists ever seem to care about venereal diseases, even when the female is covered in cum, combined with pissing, bleeding and shitting, not even if it's a random crowd. The guys always seem to take their turns without discussion, they never fight over who is going to fuck her first, or who's next turn it is. In the end they always insult the female, not that there's anything wrong with that point, even if she willingly offered herself to the males. ... and yet, for some reason, they never ever try to beat her face in, so she stops squeaking 24/7.
Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape. And even when it's not rape, in the context of the scene, the characters still treat it like rape.
The girls always wear their sandnigger socks, regardless of the situation.
Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily fuck his own mother.
- Only in hentai can in-breeding be seen as acceptable.

This is the essence of Hentai.

Hentai hypothesis

Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to cartoons depicting bug-eyed cute, firm-bodied pre-teens getting fucked. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting gangbanged in a hentai porn.

It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.