Christopher Cantwell

Christopher Cantwell is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs.

Christopher Cantwell, better known as the Crying Nazi, is an alt-right internet shockjock with a soft spot, and also a prominent attendant of the 2017 Unite the Right rally, where he was seen making a wannabe tough guy of himself only to juxtapose his cool guy persona after the event by posting a video of himself crying like a bitch baby over a warrant being issued for his arrest. During his involvement in the rally, Cantwell was pepper-sprayed twice within two days, being the first instance of Cantwell expressing his soft side, and also became a primary figure in a Vice News documentary covering the event, in which he was filmed being a general tryhard. Cantwell is otherwise known for his podcasts and blog postings labeled Radical Agenda (initially called Some Garbage Podcast in an early period of self-awareness) which is full of the same racist shockjock rhetoric that you might already expect from him. He loves to talk shit on the internet but would, evidently, break down like a baby if he ever tried that shit in real life (and he did). If that video didn't make the alt-right loose respect for him, then the fact that he immediately became a federal informant and began snitching after getting v& certainly should have, except his idiotic nazibros still scratched up $25,000 for his bail.

Vice News coverage

	“	Jews will not replace us!	„
	—Cantwell chanting with the tiki torch bois.

	“	[...] every single case, it's some little black asshole behaving like a savage [...]	„
	—Cantwell on why Trayvon Martin deserved to die.

	“	I'm carrying a pistol, I go to the gym all the time. I'm trying to make myself more capable of violence.	„
	—Cantwell being hardcore.

	“	The fact that nobody on our side died, I'd go ahead and call that points for us. The fact that none of our people killed anybody unjustly, I think, is a plus for us [...] I think it was more than justified [...] I think that a lot more people are gonna die before we're done here, frankly.	„
	—Cantwell on the death of Heather Heyer.

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Alt-Right to Alt-Lite / Where is he now?

In 2018, Cantwell was b& from the state of Virginia for 5 years for pepper-spaying counter-protestors, for he was not the only one being pepper-sprayed you see; the entire event was basically a pepper-spray battle royale. Also in 2018, he became the first guest on the Bowl Podcast, but was eventually kicked off the show due to his lolcow status causing the Bowl Podcast to become the target numerous prank calls. As a result, Cantwell made violent threats towards the group and followed through with threats to contact law enforcement, including the FBI, as though they were his personal Nazi bulldogs. Nathaniel Wheelmaker also featured him as a playable character in the video game, Angry Goy II, who uses pepper spray as a primary weapon. Cantwell featured the game on Radical Agenda and hosted a download for the game.

In January 2019, Cantwell created a more watered-down purple-pilled version of Radical Agenda called Outlaw Conservative. We also saw more Nazi-on-Nazi violence as Cantwell threatened a Bowl Patrol member over Telegram telling him that he'd rape his wife in front of his children and contact CPS about his alleged drug abuse if he did not disclose him information about another member of their group.

In 2020, he had a visit from the FBI whom he initially thought were going to assist him against the Bowl Patrol's hardcore pranking against him, but was actually investigated for extortion and sentenced to 3 years in the slammer but was let out in 2022.

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Cantwell: behaves like he is now, has been run out of other political movements for being an embarrassment, also has some mythos about how his endless discussions with law enforcement are for the greater good. He's taking down antifa, he swears.

Cantwell defends both Atomwaffen and Parrott, as well as Eli Mosely. Christopher Cantwell is an admitted government informant. These things are not unrelated.

How is "America is irredeemable, I'm going to lead a revolutionary national socialist street fighting movement to create a peasant's revolt" a reconcilable position with being an informant?

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—The one and only Weev [1]

By 2022, Cantwell announced that he was living in a halfway house in New Hampshire.

As of Jan. 2025, Radical Agenda went offline and roughly a month later he was arrested yet again for strangulating his neighbor.