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The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.

(( It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie ))


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Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥

Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian

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From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:

... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
... that it's ED’s 21st birthday?
... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a Pro-Gun speech at Utah Valley University?
... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin?
... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail?
... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her?
... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin?
... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps?
... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him?

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	“	Christmas night and they’ve battered their heads together until they are silly and they’ve smiled themselves silly and vomited on the floor, 98% of them amateur drinkers, amateur Christians, amateur human beings	„
	—Charles Bukowski; Screams From the Balcony