Teen Titans

Once upon a time, comic book nerds had the fantastic idea of crossing over all the sidekicks for one great fantastic sidekick orgy, so they could skip through the fields of olde, pick flowers, and do other gay shit. Because DC comics had nothing better planned for the sidekicks, they decided go with the fans' wet dream and the comic series about Superhero rejects banding together because they really, really suck was born. However, despite whatever comic book fans tell you, the series went to hell even before Cartoon Network raped it up the ass because, like any comic book series, it suffered from featuring about five million characters, none of which served a purpose besides satisfying a specific fetish.

Characters

Oh boy! If you like one note characters, then man, it's got a lot of that. These characters are so typical that all of the fans root for the villains. Then again, the villains include Joseph Fritzl, Tom Anderson, Satan, and other pedos, so it's no wonder they pwn the brats 90% of the time.

Robin: The only character that non-comic-book nerds recognize. Thus, he's the leader.

Raven: Space-Satan's daughter that fangirls ship with Robin because "OMG! THEY HAVE BIRD NAMES! THAT'S SO CUTE!!11"

Beast Boy: The so called "funny" virgin that fell in love with anything with tits. Best friends with the nigger because minorities gotta stick together.

Cyborg: Token ethnic of the group who receives no fan attention at all because he never eats fried chicken like a good little nigger. Instead, his role is to build shit while the white, green, and gray folk go out and do the real work. It was also decided that Cyborg couldn't go on any missions because, like any ghetto convict, he drove a loud car and shot everything he saw.

Starfire: The socially-retarded one whose sole purpose is to provide underage pantyshots.

Terra: Takes Beast Boy's virginity, joins the bad guys, and is hated by the fangirls for "STEALING BB FROM RAVEN!! BBRAE FOREVA!! THAT BITCH! I'LL FUCKING KILL THAT SLUT!"

Deathstroke: Main villain of the series. His notable goals are getting pwned by his dead bitch of a wife in the eye, allowing him to be skullfucked by Trigon in later episodes. Notable for making Terra his bitch.

Fans

Arkham-Insanity: Draws Titans CP
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Neo arcane: Starfire's biggest faggot
Dakari-King Mykan: Makes videos of Beast Boy lip-syncing Sesame Street songs and writes emo fics about Beast Boy wanting to pound Terra's vagina.

Teen Titans Go!

Silkie gets a bath

The TARTlets at deviantART raided the creators' telephones in a bid to make them BRING BACK TEEN TITANS NAO!!!!111, because complaining to a show's creator will definitely save your favorite show, as evidenced by the show's return in 2013. Because the way the TARTlets went about it was so immature, the creators thought that they were being lobbied by children, so the new show is aimed at the 8-13 year old market, despite having hundreds of jokes kids wouldn't understand, as well a bunch of sex gags. This caused great distress to fans of the original series, who can be seen bitching in the comments of every YouTube video of Teen Titans Go, but when the writers made Raven a brony and paired her with Beast Boy, hundreds of ChibiRaven/BBrae fangirls betrayed the fanbase and started defending the show by bitching that the show is aimed at children and that "Tara Strong also voiced Twilight Sparkle". Both sides are easily trollable by simply stating one is better than the other.

Starfire dreams of a kitty picnic

Silkie does love Starfire and Raven!

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The show teaching children where babies come from.

As noted above, the new series has plenty of sex gags, aimed at the manchildren and bronies who watch the show because it's colorful and action-packed. Manchildren and bronies being the perverts that they are, naturally the characters are shipped in poorly written fanfics all over the Internet. Most of them follow this formula:

Robin loves Starfire despite years of sexual molestation by Batman
Starfire is a cocktease from planet Tamaran, who loves only Aqualad and Silkie
Cyborg is a powerful half-robotic token black guy whose secret crush is Beast Boy, but covers this up with an alleged crush on Jinx
Beast Boy is the youngest Titan, who happens to be a furry and is in love with Raven and Terra... this formula naturally results in tons of shota fantasies by sex-starved tweens
Raven is a magical Titan and pegasister who leads beast boy around by the dick
Silkie is Starfire's pet maggot and subject of several bestiality fanfics

Notice that all the male characters are generally useless, and the female Titans are the powerful ones. This can only be attributed to the vast feminist conspiracy to indoctrinate young males into cuckoldry. Notice that the only male with any real superpowers is Cyborg, a big, black sexy buck who serves as the center of the fantasies of the suburban white females who write Internet fanfics.