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Likeicare
—zaiger, post 683857 on EDF2 | ||
Likeicare (Powerword: Chris Jones), is a rather dim 31-year-old ED admin who lives in the land of kangaroos and dingos, and is rumored to have gained his sysop after saving ED from going offline by funding it with a meth ring. Having no life, he mostly spends all his time on ED by causing mischief on the wiki and hardchatting on the forums.
Likeicare is a known attention whore with a wild ego and a penchant for uploading pictures of his micropenis, and he takes pride in wooing the popular women of ED in Tinychat and Skype.
His original username was Niggershoes, but was changed to Likeicare due to his complete lack of creativity.
ED Addiction
Last Thursday, Likeicare's computer (powered by Windows ME) finally fell apart and was deemed irreparable. The entire internet rejoiced when this abbo was no longer able to sully the Internet with his petrol-sniffing presence. About the same time, due to the PayPal Jewry being... well, Jews, Encyclopedia Dramatica was unable to pay its hosting fees and went offline.
It was stated the site would be online within a week, but due to crippling Encyclopedia Dramatica addiction, Likeicare donated all the money he made by selling his personal drug stash and ED was up and running within 12 hours.
Unable to afford a used computer or soft drugs, he began using an old Samsung phone that he stole off a homeless guy while he was repeatedly and vigorously fellating his dirty, unwashed dick to feed his internet addiction. His mother's medicine cabinet served as a perfect temporary substitute for the methamphetamine. What followed next was an unhealthy day-to-day routine of living on the internet, even going as far as getting into online slapfights while he was supposed to be working at his job.
Sucking Dick for VD
Like everyone else on the internet, our good friend Likeicare just wants to fit in. But without significant contributions, he's deemed to be worthless and redundant, yet he tries so hard to fit in and be one of the cool kids. Due to the fact that he has no friends, spends all of his time on ED, and gave thousands of dollars to keep it online, everybody feels bad for him and lets him hang around.
He had to beg for the Vox Dramatica prize, unlike other people who actually worked hard and earned it. This is a recurring theme in Likeicare's life, where he buys whatever he wants and doesn't ever work for it. If you look at his silky smooth baby hands, they indicate that he's never worked a day in his life, still living off mommy and daddy's money and medication supply. He canceled FOTY 2023 like a total fag due to Butthurt Retard Syndrome (BRS).
Slapfights
Likeicare isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, and he never knows when to quit. Being the ornery Aussie he is, he engages everyone on ED in slapfights which tend to never end until the other user quits or the battery on his phone dies.
List of people Likeicare has started e-arguments with:
- The entire EDF userbase
- Onideus
- Schnookums
- Phobos
- Lowtax
- wretchedgretchen
...... and many more.
Quotes
—Proof that ED is his life. | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Furfaggotry
He's a closet furry and there's plenty of concrete evidence to support this. He owns a pink set of pajamas which looks unmistakably like a fursuit, and it's his favorite thing to wear while snorting his mother's prescription pills. His fursona would most likely be a kangaroo or a dingo, depending on if he's in a dominant or submissive mood.
Just kidding, Likeicare is always submissive, and his anus smells like fresh cum.
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Daddy Issues
As it turns out, Likeicare's father is none other than Rog, and in the recording above, Likeicare is reminded that he isn't the boss.
Examples of His Great Contributions to ED
Meth Ring Funding
—Sue Basko, outlining the main players behind Encyclopedia Dramatica in her blog. | ||
According to batshit e-lolyer Sue Basko, Likeicare is near the top of the list of ED users who need to be v& for their criminal activities. But not for trolling and writing efficient articles, of course. The meth ring part is what applies to him.
Likey's generous contributions of meth-generated donations are a big part of what keep this fine site running, and are what earned him a place as an admin in the first place.
I'm a badass ED admin, I'll dox you!
Likeicare has been kicked off of both Twitter and Facebook for being such an unfunny tryhard failtroll, and is the most disgraceful sysop there ever is, as this screenshot proves.
Media Mouthpiece
Apparently the voice of ED speaks with an Ausfailian accent, as evidenced in this LulzTalkRadio interview with Chris.
He's a Grower!
As of 2021
As of 2021, Likeicare now has a job, an azn wife, two big ol' dogs, and is living his best life.
Gallery
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A face not even a mother could love. -
As can be plainly seen, he is quite sane. -
This is bait -
Broke and homeless after donating all his jewgold to ED
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Straight from the man himself. -
Selfies: Just do it -
Moar furfaggotry -
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Jewimpression -
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Emperor of all faggotry -
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Behind the scenes of EDF -
Never leaves home without it. -
How dey work guise? -
Oh dats how. -
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Micropenis
See Also
- User:Likeicare/Quotes - select quotes
- WHY IS THEY AN SYSOPS?
- Fuck What You Heard - A meme he created then made an article for.
- Australia
- Milwin
- Opera Browser - His browser of choice
External Links
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