Detective

A detective is someone on the internet who is smarter than you. They are sometimes hired as a consultant to an internet lawyer or else a sock puppet of an internet lawyer.

Typical Detective.

LJDrama often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated IRL. The detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions.

Encyclopedia Dramatica often employs e-detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated OL. The e-detectives utilize their skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and may even suggest possible resolutions. Barring those, they'll bullshit their way through.

Skills

Essential reading.

The qualified Internet Detective™ will possess the following skills:

• Proficiency with lulz
• Proficiency with WHOIS.
• Three years experience with internet stalking.
• Familiarity with Internet Law.
• Familiarity with drama.
• Being able to combine the above skills with Google. This includes, but is not limited to, regular Google, Google images, Googlecash, Google Earth, and Google Maps with satellite.

Detectives on YT

• The Mole (cf. Argent009)
• CircaRigel

Exhibits

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  On it!
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  Internet Detective™
  Seen here with standard issue helicopter hat.
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See also

• Batman
• Openbook
• Real ID
• Sherlock Holmes

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