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Harvard is an American charm school located in Cambridge, Massachusetts (the most pompous suburb of Boston). Harvard is peculiar in that it happens to be the oldest English speaking university in the United States, but no one who lives within over nine thousand miles of it can speak the language properly. For proof, just ask your average Bostonian for directions to Harvard's car park.

Harvard is sometimes known for producing American presidents, Fortune 500 CEO's, poets and civil rights leaders, but mostly it's known for creating pretentious douchebags. A Harvard education instills one with the belief that they are more awesome than anything but they shouldn't dare tell anyone.

Notable graduates include JFK, the Roosevelts, that dude from Audioslave, that emo fag from Weezer, Natalie Portman (because she's a prototype for the New World Order's master race), Thurston Howell III, "the Unabomber", Captain Crunch and Jesus.

How to piss off a Harvard Student

  • Slapping napkins with girl's phone numbers onto windows they happen to be eating behind and saying "I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
  • Talk about how awesome it is to be in Skull and Bones.
  • Ask them which one of the Kennedys they're related to.
  • Tell them they look Jewish
  • Ask them to show you their Illuminati membership card.
  • Ask why Yale didn't accept them.
  • Remind them just how much debt they have at graduation.

See also

Viviana Maymi Harvard Rape Hoax

 Β Viviana Maymi Facebook For a good time, IM this slut

Knuckle-Dragging Dean Jasmine Waddell aka race-hustling agitator



Harvard
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Forms of Rape

Almost Rape πŸ’” Asking for it πŸ’” Ass Rape πŸ’” Baby Rape πŸ’” CΓ¦k RΓ¦p πŸ’” Cyber Rape πŸ’” Date Rape πŸ’” Ear Rape πŸ’” Fart Rape πŸ’” Gay Rape πŸ’” Prison Rape

Rapey Shit

Battle Raper πŸ’” Campus Rape Epidemic πŸ’” Clarissa πŸ’” Here Comes The Airplane πŸ’” Netorare πŸ’” Rape Checklist πŸ’” Rape Clock πŸ’” Rape culture πŸ’” Rape Day πŸ’” Rape dollars πŸ’” Raped Statistics πŸ’” Rape Kit πŸ’” RapeLay πŸ’” rape.sh πŸ’” RapeX πŸ’” Raping Little Suzy πŸ’” Sharking πŸ’” Stealthing πŸ’” You Gonna Get Raped

[No means no!Moar ræp plox!]


Fake Rape Victims

April Fletcher πŸ’” Bill Cosby Accusers πŸ’” Brock Turner's Drinking Buddy πŸ’” Charlotte Eloise Smith πŸ’” Crystal Shinkle πŸ’” Cyntoia Brown πŸ’” Eleanor de Freitas πŸ’” Emelia Holden πŸ’” Emma Sulkowicz πŸ’” Erica Kinsman πŸ’” Farrah Abraham πŸ’” Jackie Coakley πŸ’” Jennifer Marie Baquing πŸ’” Heather Lind πŸ’” Jessica Leeds πŸ’” Kesha Rose Sebert πŸ’” Kicesie πŸ’” Kurt Eichenwald πŸ’” Lena Dunham πŸ’” Magz πŸ’” Michael Gimson πŸ’” Michael Jackson's Playmates πŸ’” Nikki Joly πŸ’” Trump Rape Accusers πŸ’” The Unrapeable πŸ’” Vigouroux


Real Rape Victims

Noone


IRL Rapists & Sexual Predators

Al Franken πŸ’ž Andi Dier πŸ’ž Australians πŸ’ž The Batman Rapist πŸ’ž Bill Clinton πŸ’ž Bubba πŸ’ž Carter Reynolds πŸ’ž Dan Schneider πŸ’ž Dr. Date Rape πŸ’ž George Takei πŸ’ž Glenn Beck πŸ’ž Harvey Weinstein πŸ’ž Herman Cain πŸ’ž John Kricfalusi πŸ’ž Josef Fritzl πŸ’ž Kurt Eichenbald πŸ’ž Laurelai πŸ’ž Lena Dunham πŸ’ž Mohammed πŸ’ž Peter Scully πŸ’ž Rapefugees πŸ’ž Russell Brand πŸ’ž Sean Windingland πŸ’ž Stormy Daniels πŸ’ž Ron Corcoran πŸ’ž The Krassenstein Brothers πŸ’ž Tristen Alan Leritz πŸ’ž Tyler Malka πŸ’ž Wallace Spencer πŸ’ž Zoe Quinn


Fictional Rapists

A RAPE SPIDER πŸ’ž 8-Bit George Armstrong Custer πŸ’ž Donald Drumpf πŸ’ž Pyramid Head πŸ’ž RAPE APE πŸ’ž The Rapeman πŸ’ž Rape Rodent