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'''Ellen Pao''', '''Alias: April J Butler''', aka "[[Lmao Zedong|Chairwoman Pao]]", was the hip and happenin' new [[azn]] CEO of [[reddit]] until she [[permabanned|"resigned"]] due to [[butthurt|mutual agreement]]. Instead of doing something lulzy and deleting subreddits populated by [[atheist]] circlejerkers and various other subhumans, she deleted a fat shaming subreddit in addition to others containing [[Lulz|harassment]]. It's been revealed that she has a long history of combating harassment herself as she was "harassed" by a former boss to the point where she absolutely '''had''' to fuck him. Being a cheating [[whore]] is not her fault. How else is a liberated [[azn]] businesswoman supposed to make her way in the white man's world anyways?
'''Ellen Pao''', '''Alias: April J Butler''', aka "[[Lmao Zedong|Chairwoman Pao]]", was the hip and happenin' new [[azn]] CEO of [[Reddit]] until she [[permabanned|"resigned"]] due to [[butthurt|mutual agreement]]. Instead of doing something lulzy and deleting subreddits populated by [[atheist]] circlejerkers and various other subhumans, she deleted a fat shaming subreddit in addition to others containing [[Lulz|harassment]]. It's been revealed that she has a long history of combating harassment herself as she was "harassed" by a former boss to the point where she absolutely '''had''' to fuck him. Being a cheating [[whore]] is not her fault. How else is a liberated [[azn]] businesswoman supposed to make her way in the white man's world anyways?


== Allen's criminal gay nigger husband==
== Allen's criminal gay nigger husband==
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After the realization came when she was eventually fired that she will never get that promotion now no matter how many cocks she sucks, taking a page from her "husband's" playbook of fallacious discrimination suits, Pao filed a lawsuit against "Kleiner Perkins" to the tune of about $150 million. Ellen claimed that the firm denied her a promotion and eventually fired her because [[lie|she is a woman]]. While this is half-true (she was fired for being a [[cunt]]), a jury of six [[men]] and six [[women]] [https://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2015/03/28/ellen-pao-v-kleiner-perkins-wrap-up/ dismissed the case in less than 48 hours]{{archive|0LBdI}} after, in the process of the trial, it was revealed that Pao was looked over for promotions and shitcanned not because she was a woman and a [[slut]], but because she was incompetent and hated by everyone who worked there. According to testimonies, Pao threatened to fire her assistant for helping an [[immigrant]] who got injured in a car accident, bragged about making a female employee [[cry]], and kept a grudge chart of people she needs to get revenge on.
After the realization came when she was eventually fired that she will never get that promotion now no matter how many cocks she sucks, taking a page from her "husband's" playbook of fallacious discrimination suits, Pao filed a lawsuit against "Kleiner Perkins" to the tune of about $150 million. Ellen claimed that the firm denied her a promotion and eventually fired her because [[lie|she is a woman]]. While this is half-true (she was fired for being a [[cunt]]), a jury of six [[men]] and six [[women]] [https://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2015/03/28/ellen-pao-v-kleiner-perkins-wrap-up/ dismissed the case in less than 48 hours]{{archive|0LBdI}} after, in the process of the trial, it was revealed that Pao was looked over for promotions and shitcanned not because she was a woman and a [[slut]], but because she was incompetent and hated by everyone who worked there. According to testimonies, Pao threatened to fire her assistant for helping an [[immigrant]] who got injured in a car accident, bragged about making a female employee [[cry]], and kept a grudge chart of people she needs to get revenge on.
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With this glowing recommendation, reddit jumped at the opportunity to make her their new CEO, perhaps assuming she would be cheaper in her current position.
With this glowing recommendation, Reddit jumped at the opportunity to make her their new CEO, perhaps assuming she would be cheaper in her current position.


Oh, and what was the exact amount she was suing for? 144 million. Exactly as much as her husband owed the people he defrauded.
Oh, and what was the exact amount she was suing for? 144 million. Exactly as much as her husband owed the people he defrauded.
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She contended that they will only be removing subreddits that are guilty of "harassment", but is actually just banning people she doesn't like while ignoring places like the [[feminazi]] shithole that is [[SRS]], even though sending people [[Internet death threats|death threats]] is [[literally]] the only thing they do there. The subreddits that were banned were r/[[Fat People Hate|FatPeopleHate]], some reddits about making fun of niggers and [[trannys]], and the fucking reddit that made fun of [[NeoGAF]].
She contended that they will only be removing subreddits that are guilty of "harassment", but is actually just banning people she doesn't like while ignoring places like the [[feminazi]] shithole that is [[SRS]], even though sending people [[Internet death threats|death threats]] is [[literally]] the only thing they do there. The subreddits that were banned were r/[[Fat People Hate|FatPeopleHate]], some subreddits about making fun of niggers and [[trannys]], and the fucking subreddit that made fun of [[NeoGAF]].


==='''Other shenanigans'''===
==='''Other shenanigans'''===
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====Pao bans talking about her fraudulent lawsuit====
====Pao bans talking about her fraudulent lawsuit====


When the [[fact]] that Pao is a rabid feminazi became apparent to the actual users of plebbit, they began discussing it on the site and voicing their concerns that she might practice favoritism and ban lulzy reddits while protecting [[crybaby]] [[whores]]. Pao put all those concerns to rest when she began [http://penetrate.blogspot.com/2015/05/the-ugly-history-of-reddit-ceo-ellen.html deleting any mention of her lawsuit or herself from the site and banning anyone who dares talk about it] {{archive|6oPU2}}.
When the [[fact]] that Pao is a rabid feminazi became apparent to the actual users of plebbit, they began discussing it on the site and voicing their concerns that she might practice favoritism and ban lulzy subreddits while protecting [[crybaby]] [[whores]]. Pao put all those concerns to rest when she began [http://penetrate.blogspot.com/2015/05/the-ugly-history-of-reddit-ceo-ellen.html deleting any mention of her lawsuit or herself from the site and banning anyone who dares talk about it] {{archive|6oPU2}}.


====Ellen's new hiring policy====
====Ellen's new hiring policy====


Pao began her restructuring of the [[communist]] [[republic]] of reddit by making a "no salary negotiation" policy. Why? because, according to her own words, women are too weak and insecure to negotiate aggressively like men and need a crutch. She continued by asking all new job applicants what they think of "[[diversity]]" in their job interviews so that she could avoid hiring anyone who isn't enough of a radfem. This way, with her salary offer being the only thing that dictates how much people get paid, and with all new employees being screened for anyone who might oppose her, she could safely overpay female employees without fear of dissent.
Pao began her restructuring of the [[communist]] [[republic]] of Reddit by making a "no salary negotiation" policy. Why? because, according to her own words, women are too weak and insecure to negotiate aggressively like men and need a crutch. She continued by asking all new job applicants what they think of "[[diversity]]" in their job interviews so that she could avoid hiring anyone who isn't enough of a radfem. This way, with her salary offer being the only thing that dictates how much people get paid, and with all new employees being screened for anyone who might oppose her, she could safely overpay female employees without fear of dissent.


====Ellen proves she never used reddit before====
====Ellen proves she never used Reddit before====


As an encore, Pao proved to everyone that (despite being the CEO of the site), she has never once used Reddit in her entire life.<br />
As an encore, Pao proved to everyone that (despite being the CEO of the site), she has never once used Reddit in her entire life.<br />
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====Pao bans literal whale watching====
====Pao bans literal whale watching====


In a followup to her brilliant FPH move, Pao then went on to show everyone her mastery of reddit by banning r/WhaleWatching, mistaking it for a reddit about making fun of [[fat]]ties. However, it wasn't. It was literally just [[MAN THE HARPOONS|a subreddit about whale watching.]]
In a followup to her brilliant FPH move, Pao then went on to show everyone her mastery of Reddit by banning r/WhaleWatching, mistaking it for a subreddit about making fun of [[fat]]ties. However, it wasn't. It was literally just [[MAN THE HARPOONS|a subreddit about whale watching.]]


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[[Image:Reddit_reaction.png|thumb|left|250px|Rising content shortly after the announcement]]
[[Image:Reddit_reaction.png|thumb|left|250px|Rising content shortly after the announcement]]


Being a soulless, [[chink]] businesswoman, you'd think Ellen would be driven by the bottom line, site traffic and [[jewgolds]], making her deletion of one of the most popular subreddits plain [[retarded]]. Unsurprisingly, page views to reddit plummeted all most as fast as your sexdrive after seeing Ellen's ugly man-face. Reddit responds to this censorship by doing what Reddit does best:  Copying [[4chan]]. Users packed their bags and moved shop to a reddit clone called [http://www.voat.co Voat]. The result? Reddit takes a 70% hit to their traffic and [[Voat|Voat's]] $30 rent-a-server can't handle the load. Ellen has succeeded in making reddit a safe space by getting rid of all the users. However, at the same time, this means 70% of redditors are now refugees and will be spreading their [[cancer]] to all corners of the internet, particularly on [[8chan]], where they're [http://8ch.net/fatpeoplehate/index.html making shitty copies of their deleted boards] that are even overtaking the [[GamerGate]] faggots. For the next few months it is being advised to wear a hazmat suit when surfing.
Being a soulless, [[chink]] businesswoman, you'd think Ellen would be driven by the bottom line, site traffic and [[jewgolds]], making her deletion of one of the most popular subreddits plain [[retarded]]. Unsurprisingly, page views to Reddit plummeted all most as fast as your sexdrive after seeing Ellen's ugly man-face. Reddit responds to this censorship by doing what Reddit does best:  Copying [[4chan]]. Users packed their bags and moved shop to a Reddit clone called [http://www.voat.co Voat]. The result? Reddit takes a 70% hit to their traffic and [[Voat|Voat's]] $30 rent-a-server can't handle the load. Ellen has succeeded in making Reddit a safe space by getting rid of all the users. However, at the same time, this means 70% of Redditors are now refugees and will be spreading their [[cancer]] to all corners of the internet, particularly on [[8chan]], where they're [http://8ch.net/fatpeoplehate/index.html making shitty copies of their deleted boards] that are even overtaking the [[GamerGate]] faggots. For the next few months it is being advised to wear a hazmat suit when surfing.
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Proving the ride never ends, a few weeks later [[Mongoloid|Pao]] made her next catastrophic mistake.<br />
Proving the ride never ends, a few weeks later [[Mongoloid|Pao]] made her next catastrophic mistake.<br />
In a brilliantly [[retarded]] move, Pao fired (with no prior notice) one of Reddit's favorite admins who ran r/IAMA and was one of the only ones still remaining from the era when the reddit staff was actual tech people who interacted with the community (she also fired the admin of r/RedditGifts or  r/SecretSanta or something but no one gave a fuck). There was no formal reason, but the various speculations are each worse than the other. The first theory is that she was simply the last person on staff who didn't live in [[San Fagcisco]], which is the capitol of SJW faggots.
In a brilliantly [[retarded]] move, Pao fired (with no prior notice) one of Reddit's favorite admins who ran r/IAMA and was one of the only ones still remaining from the era when the Reddit staff was actual tech people who interacted with the community (she also fired the admin of r/RedditGifts or  r/SecretSanta or something but no one gave a fuck). There was no formal reason, but the various speculations are each worse than the other. The first theory is that she was simply the last person on staff who didn't live in [[San Fagcisco]], which is the capitol of SJW faggots.


The second possible reason is hilariously worse. [[some argue|It is believed]] she got fired because of a disastrous AMA with '''''[[Jesse Jackson]]!!!''''' Apparently, Jackson did an AMA that week and utterly tanked when he was asked some hard questions and went on a rambling tirade. Since Jesse is Pao and Fletcher's idol for [[Race Card|race-baiting]] and frivolous lawsuits (what you wanna bet he was asked to do an AMA at Pao's personal request?), the admin was blamed for not [[sock]]-puppeting enough softballs for him to answer and not being fast enough to [[ban]] people who asked hard questions and [[delete]] their posts to [[Impossible|make Jackson look good]]. When everyone complained they literally can not do their jobs without this chicks running the AMAs and asked who would replace her and '''''how will they insure reddit isn't giving/collecting bribes for AMAs''''', they were ignored. In response, over <s>100</s> <s>300</s> <s>1,400 (??? reports are conflicting)</s> 1,800 subreddits made themselves privet in protest and leading to another massive drop in traffic. Even the SJW mecca [[Sarah Butts|r/GamerGhazi]] joined in for a while. Since some of the subs were some of reddit's biggest [[money]] makers, Pao went so far as to assume direct control over one of them and ban all the mods so she could re-open it. The situation got so bad that anyone could get his shit on the front page, which was soon flooded with insults to Pao, threads about how it's about to fail as bad as [[Digg]] and (for some reason) [[spam]] of pictures of [[Delicious Cake|cake]]. One of the site's old power mods even chimed in share some info from his admin friends:
The second possible reason is hilariously worse. [[some argue|It is believed]] she got fired because of a disastrous AMA with '''''[[Jesse Jackson]]!!!''''' Apparently, Jackson did an AMA that week and utterly tanked when he was asked some hard questions and went on a rambling tirade. Since Jesse is Pao and Fletcher's idol for [[Race Card|race-baiting]] and frivolous lawsuits (what you wanna bet he was asked to do an AMA at Pao's personal request?), the admin was blamed for not [[sock]]-puppeting enough softballs for him to answer and not being fast enough to [[ban]] people who asked hard questions and [[delete]] their posts to [[Impossible|make Jackson look good]]. When everyone complained they literally can not do their jobs without this chicks running the AMAs and asked who would replace her and '''''how will they insure Reddit isn't giving/collecting bribes for AMAs''''', they were ignored. In response, over <s>100</s> <s>300</s> <s>1,400 (??? reports are conflicting)</s> 1,800 subreddits made themselves privet in protest and leading to another massive drop in traffic. Even the SJW mecca [[Sarah Butts|r/GamerGhazi]] joined in for a while. Since some of the subs were some of Reddit's biggest [[money]] makers, Pao went so far as to assume direct control over one of them and ban all the mods so she could re-open it. The situation got so bad that anyone could get his shit on the front page, which was soon flooded with insults to Pao, threads about how it's about to fail as bad as [[Digg]] and (for some reason) [[spam]] of pictures of [[Delicious Cake|cake]]. One of the site's old power mods even chimed in share some info from his admin friends:




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* [http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/39bs6p/ My censored post about Reddit censorship.]
* [http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/39bs6p/ My censored post about Reddit censorship.]
* <s>[https://www.change.org/p/reddit-remove-ellen-pao-from-her-job-as-reddit-ceo Pointless Change.org petition but sign it anyways for the lulz]</s> [https://www.change.org/p/ellen-k-pao-step-down-as-ceo-of-reddit-inc sign this one instead] since it has <s>about 100k</s> <s>[[over 9000|over 200,000]] signatures</s> '''HOLLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED!'''
* <s>[https://www.change.org/p/reddit-remove-ellen-pao-from-her-job-as-reddit-ceo Pointless Change.org petition but sign it anyways for the lulz]</s> [https://www.change.org/p/ellen-k-pao-step-down-as-ceo-of-reddit-inc sign this one instead] since it has <s>about 100k</s> <s>[[over 9000|over 200,000]] signatures</s> '''HOLLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED!'''
* [http://voat.co voat.co] 8chan of reddit, register your celebrity usernames now to sell them later
* [http://voat.co voat.co] 8chan of Reddit, register your celebrity usernames now to sell them later




Revision as of 17:31, 5 December 2016


   
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You'll have to tear this position from my cold dead hands.
  		„
  		 

—Pao, shortly before getting fired.

Ellen Pao, Alias: April J Butler, aka "Chairwoman Pao", was the hip and happenin' new azn CEO of Reddit until she "resigned" due to mutual agreement. Instead of doing something lulzy and deleting subreddits populated by atheist circlejerkers and various other subhumans, she deleted a fat shaming subreddit in addition to others containing harassment. It's been revealed that she has a long history of combating harassment herself as she was "harassed" by a former boss to the point where she absolutely had to fuck him. Being a cheating whore is not her fault. How else is a liberated azn businesswoman supposed to make her way in the white man's world anyways?

Allen's criminal gay nigger husband

"Buddy"—getting ready to drop his mixtape
Buddy Fletcher and his (Butt) Buddy

Alphonse "Buddy" Fletcher Jr. is a gay nigger, but not the kind of gay nigger from outer space that we here at ED like.

Fletcher is known for filing frivolous discrimination lawsuits, accusing companies he worked for and buildings he lived in of being racists and demanding money. His case against the company may have been thrown out, and the building he lives in is racist because they wouldn't let him add a fourth apartment to the three he already owns using money he stole, but none of that stopped tech reporters from pretending he's the victim. After spending 10 years being in a relationship with a man, in 2007 "Buddy" decided he needs some tax breaks or something and married the manliest woman he could find, Ellen Pao. But their relationship soon faced its first obstacle when Buddy's hedge fund turned out to be a massive Ponzi scheme. Making Fletcher simultaneously a faggot, a nigger and a jew.

Ellen cheats on her gay husband, sues company for discrimination

Reddit traffic takes a heavy hit following the news of Ellen Pao.

One can only stay in a sexless, sham marriage with a gay negro that you only married for his money for so long without getting horny.
Eventually, knowing that "Buddy" wouldn't care anyway since she's only his beard and doesn't have a dick, Ellen started slutting it up at the office. She started sleeping around with a married man at her firm who was one of the partners, probably hoping to get a promotion. When that didn't work, she broke off the affair and started telling everyone at the office about it, in an attempt to blackmail the guy into giving her that promotion. However, eventually word got out to the news and Ellen tried to cover it up by saying he's harassing her and she only slept with him because she thought he and his wife broke up, forgetting that refusing to sleep with a married man doesn't give you any moral high-ground when you yourself are still married.

After the realization came when she was eventually fired that she will never get that promotion now no matter how many cocks she sucks, taking a page from her "husband's" playbook of fallacious discrimination suits, Pao filed a lawsuit against "Kleiner Perkins" to the tune of about $150 million. Ellen claimed that the firm denied her a promotion and eventually fired her because she is a woman. While this is half-true (she was fired for being a cunt), a jury of six men and six women dismissed the case in less than 48 hours (archive) after, in the process of the trial, it was revealed that Pao was looked over for promotions and shitcanned not because she was a woman and a slut, but because she was incompetent and hated by everyone who worked there. According to testimonies, Pao threatened to fire her assistant for helping an immigrant who got injured in a car accident, bragged about making a female employee cry, and kept a grudge chart of people she needs to get revenge on.
With this glowing recommendation, Reddit jumped at the opportunity to make her their new CEO, perhaps assuming she would be cheaper in her current position.

Oh, and what was the exact amount she was suing for? 144 million. Exactly as much as her husband owed the people he defrauded.

Her loving husband didn't even bother to show up to the trial.


Ellen loses again

Feeling sorry for the sad whore, the company offered to wave the legal fees and end it at that. But Pao, not knowing when to quit, decided to instead try and blackmail them. She told them she would not appeal if they pay her 2.7 million (which was like begging for change after her initial demand for 144). "Kleiner Perkins" instead took her to court for the extensive fees of their overpriced lawyer and won. So not only did Pao not win and have to pay thousands of dollar to her own lawyer, due to her own sheer stupidity, she ended up not only not making money, but losing it when she was forced to pay "Kleiner Perkins" $275,000 instead.

The subreddit ban heard 'round the world

As soon as she was made CEO, Pao got right into the thick of things with the same set of skills that made her so well liked at her previous workplace and declares war on the last few subreddits which don't have anything to do with crying about social injustice. Pao ordered her team to go on a deletion rampage and remove anyone who might oppose her. Reddit then released this statement:



RIP Fat People Hate


She contended that they will only be removing subreddits that are guilty of "harassment", but is actually just banning people she doesn't like while ignoring places like the feminazi shithole that is SRS, even though sending people death threats is literally the only thing they do there. The subreddits that were banned were r/FatPeopleHate, some subreddits about making fun of niggers and trannys, and the fucking subreddit that made fun of NeoGAF.

Other shenanigans

Pao bans talking about her fraudulent lawsuit

When the fact that Pao is a rabid feminazi became apparent to the actual users of plebbit, they began discussing it on the site and voicing their concerns that she might practice favoritism and ban lulzy subreddits while protecting crybaby whores. Pao put all those concerns to rest when she began deleting any mention of her lawsuit or herself from the site and banning anyone who dares talk about it (archive).

Ellen's new hiring policy

Pao began her restructuring of the communist republic of Reddit by making a "no salary negotiation" policy. Why? because, according to her own words, women are too weak and insecure to negotiate aggressively like men and need a crutch. She continued by asking all new job applicants what they think of "diversity" in their job interviews so that she could avoid hiring anyone who isn't enough of a radfem. This way, with her salary offer being the only thing that dictates how much people get paid, and with all new employees being screened for anyone who might oppose her, she could safely overpay female employees without fear of dissent.

Ellen proves she never used Reddit before

As an encore, Pao proved to everyone that (despite being the CEO of the site), she has never once used Reddit in her entire life.

Pao actually tried to link to a PM in her inbox, like your grandma trying to email you a photo of her computer screen (because she doesn't know what a screencap is) but the link she sends is to "C:\Users\Grandma\Pictures\IMG.jpg". And when everyone on the internet immediately started flooding Reddit to make fun of her for being such a noob, Pao tried to hide the evidence by deleting all of the comments anyone posted pointing out her mistake and then subsequently banning their accounts. Thus proving how much of a noob she is a second time for not knowing that the Internet never forgets.

Pao bans literal whale watching

In a followup to her brilliant FPH move, Pao then went on to show everyone her mastery of Reddit by banning r/WhaleWatching, mistaking it for a subreddit about making fun of fatties. However, it wasn't. It was literally just a subreddit about whale watching.

Their response

RedditRevolt

Rising content shortly after the announcement

Being a soulless, chink businesswoman, you'd think Ellen would be driven by the bottom line, site traffic and jewgolds, making her deletion of one of the most popular subreddits plain retarded. Unsurprisingly, page views to Reddit plummeted all most as fast as your sexdrive after seeing Ellen's ugly man-face. Reddit responds to this censorship by doing what Reddit does best: Copying 4chan. Users packed their bags and moved shop to a Reddit clone called Voat. The result? Reddit takes a 70% hit to their traffic and Voat's $30 rent-a-server can't handle the load. Ellen has succeeded in making Reddit a safe space by getting rid of all the users. However, at the same time, this means 70% of Redditors are now refugees and will be spreading their cancer to all corners of the internet, particularly on 8chan, where they're making shitty copies of their deleted boards that are even overtaking the GamerGate faggots. For the next few months it is being advised to wear a hazmat suit when surfing.

TheDarkenning/AMAgeddon

Proving the ride never ends, a few weeks later Pao made her next catastrophic mistake.
In a brilliantly retarded move, Pao fired (with no prior notice) one of Reddit's favorite admins who ran r/IAMA and was one of the only ones still remaining from the era when the Reddit staff was actual tech people who interacted with the community (she also fired the admin of r/RedditGifts or r/SecretSanta or something but no one gave a fuck). There was no formal reason, but the various speculations are each worse than the other. The first theory is that she was simply the last person on staff who didn't live in San Fagcisco, which is the capitol of SJW faggots.

The second possible reason is hilariously worse. It is believed she got fired because of a disastrous AMA with Jesse Jackson!!! Apparently, Jackson did an AMA that week and utterly tanked when he was asked some hard questions and went on a rambling tirade. Since Jesse is Pao and Fletcher's idol for race-baiting and frivolous lawsuits (what you wanna bet he was asked to do an AMA at Pao's personal request?), the admin was blamed for not sock-puppeting enough softballs for him to answer and not being fast enough to ban people who asked hard questions and delete their posts to make Jackson look good. When everyone complained they literally can not do their jobs without this chicks running the AMAs and asked who would replace her and how will they insure Reddit isn't giving/collecting bribes for AMAs, they were ignored. In response, over 100 300 1,400 (??? reports are conflicting) 1,800 subreddits made themselves privet in protest and leading to another massive drop in traffic. Even the SJW mecca r/GamerGhazi joined in for a while. Since some of the subs were some of Reddit's biggest money makers, Pao went so far as to assume direct control over one of them and ban all the mods so she could re-open it. The situation got so bad that anyone could get his shit on the front page, which was soon flooded with insults to Pao, threads about how it's about to fail as bad as Digg and (for some reason) spam of pictures of cake. One of the site's old power mods even chimed in share some info from his admin friends:



Soon after r/IAMA was re-opened, possibly by force, but to the detriment of our dear Ellen, more ex-employees came out against her and one of the first new AMA's to be made as soon as the subreddit was pried open was by one of them. The AMA was soon deleted by the admins, but not before the person doing it revealed that ELLEN PAO FIRED HIM FOR HAVING CANCER!!!

The only time in history Ellen got rid of cancer instead of creating it

You're FIRED!

Everything quickly devolved into a downward spiral for Pao as people fled Reddit and exposed the fact she committed disability discrimination (the leukemia guy). At first she tried to put on a brave front by saying the people criticizing her are a "vocal minority" and that she doesn't care, but two days later she posted a formal apology and two days after that she was fired.

It seems Reddit's investors and senior management finally decided that they have had enough of the hug box whoring fascist feminist radical and rightly put the proverbial boot to the fat whaley ass Asian. Pao was very quick to start spinning the news and is already desperately running around like a cat trying to cover up shit on a marble floor, attempting to convince everyone that it was a "mutual decision" and that she willingly stepped down from her position of power that she so routinely abused. However no one believes her and are laughing their collective asses off at her expense.


   
“ 		 
They had a more aggressive view than I did.
  		„
  		 

—Mein Führer Pao, on why she got canned from her attempted dictatorship

Omg! She's back to Silicon Valley!

Guess some folks didn't know a lot about Ellen Pao, hired her at a new venture at Silicon Valley[1]!

Chairman Pao the musical

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  • #ThankYouEllenPao - Feminist news outlets tried to make a big deal out of it but it had less than 100 posts a day and most of them were by trolls
  • #ChairmanPao - Self explanatory
  • #RedditRevolt - Same
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Noted Tyrants

Chairman Mao • Cho Seung-Hui • Ellen Pao • Hirohito • Kim Jong Il • Montezuma • Pol Pot • Shinzo Abe • Woo Bum-kon


Cam Whores

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Weeaboos

Aimee • Applemilk1988 • Arudou Debito • Desu-radio • Firedarkdragon • Fred Gallagher • Hidoshi • Jellobuns • Kevin and Kat • Mari Iijima • MRirian • Pyrobooby • Reyvataeil • Se-chan • Snapesnogger • Two-Ton-Neko • Valerie (Pai) • ZS3

Musical Endeavors

J-Emo • J-Pop • J-Rock • Kpop

Me No Rikey Velly Much

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1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • Anti-CNN • August 6 & 9 1945 • Edison Chen photo scandal • Fan death • Milk • Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack • Mukbang • Pocky • Ramen • Ricers • The SAT • Turning Red • Yaeba

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