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'''[[Guro|Guri]]gorloX''' (Powerword: '''Michael [[Turkish|Akyuz]]''') is a shit troll, proud contrarian, and overall sad, pathetic loser. He used to be a regular member of the [[YouTube Commentaries|commentary community]] before realizing that he hated all the brightly-colored anime loli faggotry that went down there (and still does) and left. Despite leaving the autism-filled community, he was still attached to doing commentaries, so he developed a parody format using the guise of a fictional [[Manchild|manchild]] named "[[Mario|DarkEmoMario64]]" that he could use to mock people with. These commentaries lasted from 2014 until 2017, when Guri decided to kill off the character, and nothing of value was truly lost. If that wasn't enough, he's a pretty hardcore fanboy of the [[No|gone-too-soon]] [[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]], [[Sony Defense Force]] member, and ex-[[GamerGate]] supporter. Nowadays, he lays pretty low, though still cranks out a video or two every once in a while, usually attacking a popular YouTuber or making a bad cringe compilation. Yaaaaawn. With all that being said, the fact that people still care about this idiot's online goings-on is an unfortunate and sad fact.
'''[[Guro|Guri]]gorloX''' (Powerword: '''Michael [[Turkish|Akyuz]]''') is an unoriginal, unfunny shit excuse for a satirist, evident in his current [[Shit|magnum opus]], the [[Mario|"DarkEmoMario64"]] video series. He made his start as a [[YouTube Commentaries|commentator]], and his notable targets were an 8-year-old bitching about PBS Kids, [[Benthelooney]], [[Shit nobody cares about|some faggot from IGN who got pissed off at Dead or Alive]] for having [[DAT ASS|scantily-clad women]] in it, and [[Moviebob|Movieblob.]] Though he never really reached the success of [[Furry|youngbloodfantasy91]], he gained [[Lulz|infamy]] for a video he produced while still a member of the [[My Little Pony|ponyfag]] subculture (more details below). He is also a proud ensign of the [[Sony Defense Force]] (God knows what he does with his PlayStation at night), and was an enthusiastic supporter of [[Gamergate|GAYmergate]] back in 2014-2015.


== Defending cloppers ==
== Defending cloppers ==


In 2013, during his days of [[Sick fuck|screwing a Twilight Sparkle poster sideways]], [[Yuri|Guri]] was (rightfully) getting slammed with comments by people saying his habit was disgusting and he needs to get some fresh air. Between his sensitive ass [[Butthurt|not being able to handle people calling him out]] and still trying to decipher the [[Mindfuck|deep, hidden messages]] of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Evangelion]], his [[Emo|typical teenage angst]] coiled around him, which led to his first foray into self-pity and jackassery. He ends up comparing anti-cloppers to homophobes and racists, forgetting people like [[Pedophile|PaulandAmy]] went to jail for doing similar fucked up shit.  
Back in 2013, [[Yuri|Guri]]gorloX was mostly active in the insanely drama-hearty [[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube commentary community]], but also an [[My Little Pony|MLP]] fan, to the point where he openly admitted to being a [[Sick fuck|clopper]]. One day, he had it with all the harassment that these freaks were getting over whacking it to cartoon horses, and made a video where he said that people who made fun of cloppers were as bad as homophobes and racists. Him going complete SJW to defend his fucked up hobby of being a horse fucker made the commentary community want to nail his nuts to the wall, and they did, several times. Pretty much everyone ganged up on him to give him a good ass-whooping. This was in the form of both videos pointing out what a dipshit he was while laughing at him at the same time, and lashings in the comment section, which knowing the commentary community, were really [[TL;DR]].  


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Mirrored because [[Pussy|he deleted the original in a fit of rage,]] [[LOL]]!
In case you were wondering, the video is re-uploaded. He had to delete the original. [[LOL]], what a bitch!


{{quote|Normal is overrated.|[[Special snowflake|GurigorloX on the subject.]]}}
{{quote|Normal is overrated.|[[Special snowflake|GurigorloX on the subject.]]}}


== Later days ==
== Post 2014 ==


After running out of [[SJW|SJWs]] to rage at in commentary form, GurigorloX was starved for source material. He decided to get into some shit with [[03bgood]] to try and piss him off after watching some of his videos. This prompted him to create a video called "Manchild Stereotype That Populates The Internet," which in turn begat [[Self-insert|DarkEmoMario64]].
Oddly, Guri had interest in continuing his commentaries afterwards. And of course, he expected the same people who rubbed shit all over his face to come back and watch his fucking trash videos. He had made a video entitled "Manchild Stereotype that Populates the Internet," which parodied manchildren. Like that hasn't been done before...


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The video series was [[Yeah right|a tremendous success]], and after sucking [[He11sing920|Emer Prevost's]] cock multiple times, he got the fat prick to watch his garbage WMM vids. Emer is now subscribed to Guri and the two like to suck each other off. He also immediately jumped on the [[Clay Claymore]] bandwagon, making cringe compilations out of people Clay already covered, like [[Matthew Davis]]. All of this pretty much furthered his obsession with [[GoAnimate]] retards to the point where DEM64 became more influenced by them. ("X?" more like "bad pun on X!") There was also this one Enterbot named [[Shit nobody cares about|Alexander Cayford]] or whatever.
The manchild video featured a fictional character named [[Mario|DarkEmoMario64]], who was partially inspired by [[03bgood]], who Guri tried to start shit with (it didn't work). Since he had fuck all in terms of original ideas and creativity otherwise, DarkEmoMario64 was the perfect choice for him to continue commentating. The videos actually caught on quickly, and that encouraged Guri to crank the [[A-Log|A-Logging]] up to eleven.
 
Needless to say, the video series was [[Yeah right|a tremendous success]]. [[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]] even started to watch his videos, making Guri happy as he was a big fan of his, which isn't that surprising because they share similar interests, like having an unhealthy amount of unpopular opinions and lashing out at people over asinine bullshit.


== DarkEmoMario64 ==
== DarkEmoMario64 ==


Guri's self-aware version of [[Sonichu]], DarkEmoMario64 was born on December 5, 2014 in a gas station bathroom-turned meth lab. DEM64 whacks it to [[My Little Pony]] (Sound familiar?) and other cartoons, [[Nintendo]] games, [[anime]], and of all people, [[Donald Trump]]. He is known for his hatred of mature games like [[Call of Duty|Call of Poopy Dookie Flooky Cookie]] and [[Grand Theft Auto]]. These videos are all intensely boring, as they mostly consist of a [[Speakonia]] voice going "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" for 9 minutes while giving typical manchild responses to things he doesn't like.
Guri's self-aware version of [[Sonichu]], DarkEmoMario64 was born on December 5, 2014 in a gas station bathroom-turned meth lab. DEM64 whacks it to [[My Little Pony]] (Sound familiar?) and other cartoons, [[Nintendo]] games, [[anime]], and of all people, [[Donald Trump]]. He is known for his hatred of M-rated first person shooters like [[Call of Duty|Call of Poopy Dookie Flooky Cookie]] and other games like [[Grand Theft Auto]]. These videos are all intensely boring, as they mostly consist of a [[Speakonia]] voice going "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" for 9 minutes while giving typical manchild responses to things he doesn't like.


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* Hates [[Mario]] and [[Pokemon]] for their silly premises, but likes the [[Sonic]] games, notable for both their quality (or lack thereof) and [[Sonicfag|fandom]].
* Hates [[Mario]] and [[Pokemon]] for their silly premises, but likes the [[Sonic]] games, notable for both their quality (or lack thereof) and [[Sonicfag|fandom]].


* Tries to atone for wanting to [[Bestiality|bang horses]] two and a half years ago, but makes "joke" tributes to MLP where he expresses his [[fetish]] for [[sick fuck|tortured cartoon horses]] when he should have just stepped the fuck away from that show entirely.
* Tries to atone for wanting to [[Bestiality|bang horses]] two and a half years ago, but makes "joke" tributes to MLP where he expresses his [[fetish]] for [[sick fuck|tortured cartoon horses]] when he should probably have just stepped the fuck away from that show entirely.


* Made several videos bashing [[Undertale]], because he has a hateboner for that shit game.
* Made several videos bashing [[Undertale]], because he has a hateboner for that shit game.

Revision as of 04:33, 21 December 2017

GurigorloX (Powerword: Michael Akyuz) is a shit troll, proud contrarian, and overall sad, pathetic loser. He used to be a regular member of the commentary community before realizing that he hated all the brightly-colored anime loli faggotry that went down there (and still does) and left. Despite leaving the autism-filled community, he was still attached to doing commentaries, so he developed a parody format using the guise of a fictional manchild named "DarkEmoMario64" that he could use to mock people with. These commentaries lasted from 2014 until 2017, when Guri decided to kill off the character, and nothing of value was truly lost. If that wasn't enough, he's a pretty hardcore fanboy of the gone-too-soon Emer Prevost, Sony Defense Force member, and ex-GamerGate supporter. Nowadays, he lays pretty low, though still cranks out a video or two every once in a while, usually attacking a popular YouTuber or making a bad cringe compilation. Yaaaaawn. With all that being said, the fact that people still care about this idiot's online goings-on is an unfortunate and sad fact.

Defending cloppers

Back in 2013, GurigorloX was mostly active in the insanely drama-hearty YouTube commentary community, but also an MLP fan, to the point where he openly admitted to being a clopper. One day, he had it with all the harassment that these freaks were getting over whacking it to cartoon horses, and made a video where he said that people who made fun of cloppers were as bad as homophobes and racists. Him going complete SJW to defend his fucked up hobby of being a horse fucker made the commentary community want to nail his nuts to the wall, and they did, several times. Pretty much everyone ganged up on him to give him a good ass-whooping. This was in the form of both videos pointing out what a dipshit he was while laughing at him at the same time, and lashings in the comment section, which knowing the commentary community, were really TL;DR.

In case you were wondering, the video is re-uploaded. He had to delete the original. LOL, what a bitch!

   
“ 		 
Normal is overrated.
  		„
  		 

—GurigorloX on the subject.

Post 2014

Oddly, Guri had interest in continuing his commentaries afterwards. And of course, he expected the same people who rubbed shit all over his face to come back and watch his fucking trash videos. He had made a video entitled "Manchild Stereotype that Populates the Internet," which parodied manchildren. Like that hasn't been done before...

The manchild video featured a fictional character named DarkEmoMario64, who was partially inspired by 03bgood, who Guri tried to start shit with (it didn't work). Since he had fuck all in terms of original ideas and creativity otherwise, DarkEmoMario64 was the perfect choice for him to continue commentating. The videos actually caught on quickly, and that encouraged Guri to crank the A-Logging up to eleven.

Needless to say, the video series was a tremendous success. Emer Prevost even started to watch his videos, making Guri happy as he was a big fan of his, which isn't that surprising because they share similar interests, like having an unhealthy amount of unpopular opinions and lashing out at people over asinine bullshit.

DarkEmoMario64

Guri's self-aware version of Sonichu, DarkEmoMario64 was born on December 5, 2014 in a gas station bathroom-turned meth lab. DEM64 whacks it to My Little Pony (Sound familiar?) and other cartoons, Nintendo games, anime, and of all people, Donald Trump. He is known for his hatred of M-rated first person shooters like Call of Poopy Dookie Flooky Cookie and other games like Grand Theft Auto. These videos are all intensely boring, as they mostly consist of a Speakonia voice going "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" for 9 minutes while giving typical manchild responses to things he doesn't like.

General bullshit and hypocrisy

  • Hates Mario and Pokemon for their silly premises, but likes the Sonic games, notable for both their quality (or lack thereof) and fandom.
  • Tries to atone for wanting to bang horses two and a half years ago, but makes "joke" tributes to MLP where he expresses his fetish for tortured cartoon horses when he should probably have just stepped the fuck away from that show entirely.
  • Made several videos bashing Undertale, because he has a hateboner for that shit game.

GurigorloX vs. Bourg Productions

About DarkEmoMario64, the character is also based on 03bgood's racism (that of being, calling Clay Claymore a "nigger"). Anyways, on a rant about the commentary community by a fatass redneck named Bourg Productions, who is, of course, a grassroots conservative who (jokingly) hates anyone who isn't white or straight who has been on the Internet for almost a decade. Anyways, in the comment section, when someone asked Bourg about his thoughts on Claymore, he called him a "nigger who can't take criticism" and that he "lost a lot of credibility from his #WTFU commentary". Bourg successfully joked about wanting to join the Ku Klux Klan, so what happened? Guri, being the liberal SJW-in-denial, took it by salt and got blocked by the redneck after asking Bourg if he can block him since he prefers "not to be associated with proudly open racists".

Hours passed, and Guri decided to cry Liberal tears to his fanboys, showing how much of a Clay Claymore fanboy he is. Also, edgy metal music.

So...I guess, Guri considers Bourg kinda worse than Chris Chan and 03bgood.

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