Diversity Russian Roulette: Difference between revisions

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Did You Know?: Diversity is our strength! No borders! America for all (except Jews and Whitey)!

We like these odds!

We told you diversity would work!

Diversity Russian Roulette (a.k.a. The Diversity Immigrant Visa Program, The Diversity Lottery and Terrorist Roulette) is a government program in the Jewnited States of Americunts that was established by The Immigration Act of 1990 and signed into law by mentally retarded ex-president Bush 1.0. Despite sounding like something straight outta The Onion, the Diversity Lottery is very much a real program and is srsly refered to as the "Diversity Lottery" even by the neon-haired cuntnuggets who actually support it.

As even you can probably figure out from the name alone, the Diversity Lottery is literally a lottery that hands out green cards to randomly-selected schmucks from third world shithole countries and helps them chase the beautiful American dream of raping women and children, cutting off your daughter's clit with a pair of rusty scissors and ramming a fucking truck into 20 people and killing 8 of them in Jew York City on Halloween of 2017.

Despite literally being the worst fucking idea ever, supporters of the Diversity Lottery actually believe that the inherent risks of importing a bunch of splodin' Muslims and serial rapists are worth it as long as it makes the most diverse country on Earth moar diverse, moar culturally enriched and less white.

After President Donald J. Trump's extremely popular "Travel Ban" (a.k.a. "the common sense that Obama lacked") was allowed by the Supreme Court and effectively stopped all Diversity Lotto wiinners from Iran and Yemen from claiming their winnings, a literal army of Iranian Twitter bots suddenly sprang up with the sole purpose of spamming United States senators with messages urging them to let a bunch of randos from known terrorist nations into the U.S. just because their names got pulled out of a fucking hat.

Diversity Comes to NYC

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A game that even you can win at!

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Butthurt Iranians Sue the U.S.

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Iran is not a religion, neither is Islam.

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LOL get raped.

After the United States Supreme Court told a faggy rogue judge in Hawaii that President Donald J. Trump's travel ban is 100% constitutional and could go ahead, at least 100 Iranians who had previously won the diversity lottery were informed that no, they would not be getting into the U.S. and they would not be receiving green cards due to winning a stupid fucking raffle.

Naturally, the Iranian savages were buttmad after learning that they wouldn't be allowed into the U.S. after all and decided to file a class action lolsuit alleging that it was somehow unconstitutional for the U.S. to ban people from a terrorist nation from gaining a path to citizenship by drawing names out of a fucking hat.

	“	Please HELPPPPPP us @adctweets @YolandaCRondon @RepYvetteClarke @OmarJadwat @NILC_org @JB_Cox @WangCecillia @ACLU @SenFeinstein @SenSanders @timkaine @SenSchumer @SenWarren @just_security @WSJ @AttyImmigration #NoBanDvLottery2017 #NoMuslimBanEver #Class_Action	„
	—Sara63060024, buttmad that she can't blow herself up in America (archive)

	“	There will be a day when the borders will be eliminated That day maybe I'm not alive But my tragic story will always remain on the mouths I'm very sad If @ACLU wasn't I would have died of hopelessness	„
	—Ahooradv2017, being an obvious liberal bot (archive)

	“	Yes! DV Lottery is legal immigration of the highest order. Trump’s efforts to thwart the will of congress should be struck down as unconstitutional. #NoBanDvLottery2017	„
	—Joshua L. Goldstein, showing off how fucking stupid the Jews are (archive)

	“	Yes! DV Lottery is legal immigration of the highest order. Trump’s efforts to thwart the will of congress should be struck down as unconstitutional. #NoBanDvLottery2017	„
	—fateme21134797, being a bot (archive)

	“	we are apt to immigrant to the U.S.A and we are highly educated individuals and we can beneficial for your society. Please help us.🙏🙏🙏	„
	—maryam_kh53, pretending to be human (archive)