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[[File:Last bww crap 01.png|thumb|right|600px|Proof that the John Solomon article was written by BWW founding sperlords - No one | [[File:Last bww crap 01.png|thumb|right|600px|Proof that the John Solomon article was written by BWW founding sperlords - No one uses the term "VERY IMPORTANT OPINIONS" but them.]] | ||
It's pretty hilarious that in an [http://woamterribleblogname.blogspot.co.il/2011/01/john-solomon-american-hero-who-i-think.html article] that the site's creator "TheLuigiian" wrote and then deleted (for reasons that will soon become obvious), he admits that the BWW was meant to be a John Solomon tribute site intended to "continue his work". | It's pretty hilarious that in an [http://woamterribleblogname.blogspot.co.il/2011/01/john-solomon-american-hero-who-i-think.html article] that the site's creator "TheLuigiian" wrote and then deleted (for reasons that will soon become obvious), he admits that the BWW was meant to be a John Solomon tribute site intended to "continue his work". | ||
Revision as of 20:57, 4 June 2018
The Bad Webcomics Wiki is a shitty troll site, a relic of the old internet in the vein of CrushYiffDestroy or Godawful Fan Fiction but for webcomics, only those shitholes had the basic courtesy of fucking dying, while BWW continues to chug along, without anyone caring.
The site's membership consists mostly of smug, self important failures, half of whom (including the admin) can't even speak proper English, and none of whom have any business criticizing anyone else's art, considering they themselves are mostly failed art students. In addition, the site's admin is an attention hungry, drama-whoring jew who never logs on.
The reviews on the site are poorly written, riddled with typos and grammatical errors (some of which have not been fixed in over half a decade), and consist of the author taking a webcomic that they bear a personal grudge against, and then writing 17 paragraphs of nitpicking criticism that makes no sense.
Everyone agrees that the BWW should just delete itself from the Internet.
Why It Sucks
Despite being, or probably because it is, written by mostly the same people that ED is, the Bad Webcomics Wiki hasn't a semblance of self-awareness. Instead of trying to be funny, the editors just write long paragraphs about why they don't like something, somehow without explaining what makes the webcomic shit, other than them repeating that it's shit over and over again. While some of the shit they review contains Furfaggotry, regular faggotry, sick fuckery, and/or other lulzy subjects, a massive amount of space is wasted on mediocre, bottom of the barrel trash that you have to wade through to get to something worth reading about.
They also ape ED by mocking the people who complain about their reviews and mercilessly try to get their attention rather than doing something productive. However, not unlike real critics who don't live in subterranean caves, they still want to be taken seriously.
How to Write for the Bad Webcomics Wiki
- Take any webcomic from the net
- Find something wrong with it that even a downsie toddler would notice
- Spend 50% of the article talking about that one thing
- spend the other 50% giving the readers a full play by play summary of the entire comic
- Pretend that you're better than the subject of the article
- ????
- Cry yourself to sleep
For good or decent webcomics that don't fit your tastes:
- Do the same thing, but harping on whatever it is that you personally dislike
- Make sure to mask your real reason for writing the article by bitching about other things nobody cares about
Oh, and remember to target minors as much as possible. Their tears are extra salty.
Dramas
Solomon Tells BWW to Go Fuck Itself
It's pretty hilarious that in an article that the site's creator "TheLuigiian" wrote and then deleted (for reasons that will soon become obvious), he admits that the BWW was meant to be a John Solomon tribute site intended to "continue his work".
How fitting it is that, after stealing all of John's articles and putting them on the site, Solomon sent him the following e-mail:
The flustered user base reacted with incredulity that this was really Solomon and asked him to elaborate, which was followed by this second email.
BWW quickly disavowed Solomon's work and deleted all of his articles from the site.
Banned from WikiDot
After years of complaints to WikiDot that reports submitted through the WikiDot system were sent to BWW admin to be laughed at or ignored, the WikiDot staff decided to finally delete the site after reading a specific thread on their forum where they slandered various webcomic artists.
After this, oddguy moved the site to "Shoutwiki" and their forum to "Yuku", because their ToS was the most lax, and oddguy refused to pay money to make an actual website. While he was at it, he picked the ugliest color scheme he could find.
BWW remains there to this day, but the abandoned WikiDot site still shows up first on Google half the time, even years later.
Schnookums Spams BWW to Oblivion
After former ED admin "Schnookums" got into an internet sissy fight with oddguy over being nominated for that year's "EDF2: Faggot of the Year Award", he first wrote an entire article about what he thought oddguy's job was, and then spent several weeks vandalizing BWW while Shoutwiki's incompetent staff tried to make him go away.
Most pages were replaced with "ODDGUY THREATENED TO RAPE AND MURDER CYN", in reference to the most recent user to be trolled off the forums for being annoying, who Schnookums claims to have contacted and was told by her that oddguy called her home and told her that he would rape and murder her.
Oddguy claims he never called anyone, but can you really trust the word of a jew?
"Notable" BWW Users
Admins
TheLuigiian - The site's original creator, closeted furry and John Solomon fanboy who made the site to archive his reviews/move his own webcomic reviews there from his awful blog that no one read, hoping someone would care about them (no one did). He then went AWOL for a couple of years before giving the site to someone else. He once banned someone for arguing with him.
Evilkritter - Had the site passed down to him from TheLuigiian and then immediately stopped logging in as well. The site was taken over by its current admin following the ban from Wikidot and someone else created a new wiki and moved everything there. Probably doesn't even know that.
Oddguy - Current admin and the worst one so far. Moved the site when Wikidot banned them and promised to be more active than the previous staff, only to then do the exact same thing and hardly ever log on because he keeps forgetting his password. Known for being an ED admin and forum janitor where he is infamous for his bad spelling, attention seeking, and sexually harassing every member of the forum. Currently also has a garbage Youtube channel under the name "EZ PZ", where he makes it obvious that he not only can't write in English, but that he can't even speak it either. Contently puts his own videos on ED's front page and embeds them in articles of whatever lolcow he happened to make the video about.
Members
Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath - AKA "HackerOnHacker. Edgy Columbine shooter wannabe who tried to shoot up a mall a few years ago and got arrested because she bragged about it online. Would LARP as a nazi on the BWW forums and wrote a review about DisneyFan01.
Dr Shaym - Used to write shitty reviews. Now makes shitty youtube videos about feminism and films the various vermin that live in his house. Had one super successful video once and now starts every new video with 5 minutes of him bitching about not making enough youtube money.
Lesbot - AKA Ponydreamdiary/Cuteosphere/Dragondicks. Infamous tumblr lolcow. Hates MRAs. Hates being called an SJW. Hates men. Hates ED.
The Angry Librarian - Her youtube channel is even worse than oddguy's.
Everyone Else - There are no notable users on BWW. They are all nobodies.
Reactions
The only remotely entertaining part of the site is the "Reaction" pages, were the BWW users lap up every drop of attention they get from webcomic artists like thirsty dogs.
Despite how badly written and not worthy of being taken seriously all BWW articles are, they still somehow manged to elicit some responses from various lolcows, ranging from vandalism, to butthurt blogs, to full-on threats of murder.
Here are some highlights.
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By the author of "Addanac City"
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One from LICD where the self insert's niece that looks exactly like him cries about critics. Probably about BWW because he vandalized their review of him.
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One from Sophie Labelle. Again, can't be sure its about them, but he also vandalized his page.
The response video is here because the original was 3 hours long and finding this part is not worth the effort |
The Original Article in All Its Glory
The original version of this article seems to have been written by an angry 15 year old atheist, that spent most of it accusing BWW of trying to copy ED, and contrasting BWW's "fake ED users" with the "REAL ED users" that he imagined himself to be, blissfully unaware that one of ED's admins also runs BWW.
The unbelievable irony and his staggering incompetence was so great that everyone 
gathered around on the forum to laugh at him. After a link to the thread about what a failure he is was added to the article and he tried to delete it, he was banned, had most of his shit edits to ED reverted and this article was re-written by the BWW admin in question.
A copy of the original was saved for posterity.
Hey everyone! What happens when you get a website full of jealous, scaredy wimpass, and jade blooded losers who can't draw or write worth shit, and/or are too scared to tiptoe into the waters of exposure, and pent up all of their rage, frustration, anger, and society fermented bitterness over taking it up the ass, that even gets us at ED to go "wow man, you fuckin' lulcows at this point" ?
That's easy. You get the Bad Webcomics Wiki.
Why it sucks, or in BWW's words, "FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT"
Apparently people who didn't get the message that being like the fucking backasses at Channel Assdump and getting the point that they were bandwagoning on a trend that someone did earlier thought it would be a great idea to put such format into endless, droning, incessant, and insufferable amounts of words (ie. "weaboos cocks sucks weeaboos weebs caustic humor that should die along with the Columbine victims back in the 1990s "bad writing") to where you'd honestly rather read what they were "reviewing" upfront for the sake of entertainment value alone. Much like how Internet reviewing is the sign of the dearth of American first world entertainment because smart alecky nitpicking pedantic edgelord whining spectators will die fruitless and with nothing to contribute to the world other than their own feces, The Bad Webcomics Wiki is essentially in the process of trying to plant its own flag like how a company of GIs are trying to recreate Iwo Jima by bayonet fucking an Okinawan woman to death. Practically the entire site can be summed up by the lyrics of Nelly and his hit song Number One: "I'm tired of all these suckas tryin' ta debate what's real hip hop; most of the time them fuckin' niggas fuckin' album flopped".
TL;DR; to wake up most of the faggotmaggots from Bad Webcomics Wiki with a rude awakening, you're the next best thing since Doug Walker. Don't get all moralfag with us over how "All content on the BWW is potentially Not Suitable For Work, detrimental to mental health, and heavily interspersed with caustic humor that is regularly abused as a pretense to ignore our advice. You Have Been Warned." Motherfuckers, we've done this since 2006. The fuck are you?
How to write for Bad Webcomics Wiki
#Take any webcomic off of the net
#Go for the lowest lowbrow traits to nitpick off of
#Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
#Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
#Circlejerk in IRC
#????
#Profit.
For good or decent webcomics that don't fit your tastes
#Find subjective flaws to nitpick
#Have incredibly nonexistent or insatiable criterion like 99.9% of the reviewing industry who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or know what they're doing most of the time
#Get insufferably smarmy and use swear words like "a big man"
#Circlejerk in IRC
#????
#Profit.
Important tips to remember if you want to be a writer for the Bad Webcomics Wiki
*Remember, we hire actual Neo nazis! That'll show those bad webcomics writers who's boss! We'll even get him to promote how anime based webcomics isn't all bad for publicity!
*Remember, all writers and artists who draw in anime style are retard weeaboos and we need to emphasize that. It's not like if you don't like anime you can be an insufferable mouthy lowbrow low hanging branch aiming faggot who comes from a White man's country cultural background, and even when we do, we are the exception!
*Remember, you can post up an author's legitimate reaction to your review, and leave it on the site for all of you and our dicksucking lapdogs to laugh at to our own self satisfaction!
*Remember, you can use your reviews to bully, discriminate, and bash on people, even teenagers and young adults, into drawing and writing better! We're the fair and just gatekeepers of internet webcomics, where the freedom of speech prevails! Except for webcomics, we totally have all and any authority on who should and shouldn't, even if it's just for a hobby or if they're beginners and amateurs, and don't know how to properly deal with us swearing at them and telling them they suck like an abusive fuckoff.
Dickmeasuring contest with ED
Fun Fact: The Bad Webcomics Wiki is not a substitute for ED. ED is purposely made for lulz and drama, and as much as we dickjerk ourselves dry, we at least have the fucking beef to show that we go the distance. The Bad Webcomics Wiki is like the bully at your school who is purposefully raised to pick on specific people, and by some point, no one's going to help them when they get some free buckshot mouthwash by one of their victims. ED is more like the gang of anonymous hoodlums who target anyone for anything, and depending on how their victims react, it's all back on them.
Most importantly, ED isn't some retarded pussyfoot faggotass "reviewing" wiki with an agenda and a bunch of cowards "trying to change something". Anything goes, and depending on how it's written, it flies like a free country's air space into the World Trade Centers all over again. And even if most of the userbase doesn't like it, that writer can say "EAT A DICK" and go along their merry way. ED is MEANT for spite of anyone and anything. At least we're honest in that we don't give a fuck who we offend and how we do it. Whatever chaos comes after, that's your fucking dealio, asshole. Furthermore, when we had the laydown on Bleedman and all of the other shitheap webcomics, that's when you know it was bad. As much as ED hides behind monikers and anonymous posters, we didn't just do it first, we're the authority on lolcows and all sorts of fucktard fuckery. Bad Webcomics Wiki is about as credible as some basement dwelling manhood insecure gamer's offhand video game dedicated website to the video game industry who flails at imaginary foes born out of their own jenkem from being in their lairs for too long.
BAWW THEY'RE PROMOTING BAD WEBCOMICS
Wow, you're just like Channel Assdumb!
See Also
- Burned Fur - BWW but for furries
- CrushYiffDestroy - Other BWW for furries
- John Solomon - Their senpai.
- God Awful Fan Fiction - BWW but for fanfiction
- Unwaranted Self Importance - Only reason to write for this site
Shit They Have Reviewed with Its Own Article
- Megatokyo
- Ctrl Alt Del
- Neo-Kosmos
Homestuck- Will never happen and is destined to be the Half Life 3 of BWW- Assigned Male - He tried to blank his article
- Suirenoki - Finally deleted her DA account after 4 years when the review was posted
- Exterminatus Now
- Eric W. Schwartz - When he was pretending to end the comic, there was an arc where he takes revenge on internet critics. Not clear if related.\
- Kevin & Kell
- Jennifer Diane Reitz
- Leoian
- Psyguy
- Tim Todd
- Tom Preston - Got mad at them
- Wyatt Mann
- Dave Hopkins
- Hayakain - Made a response on his DA journal and then deleted it because his fans were scarred
- David Gonterman - Review never finished
- DisneyFan01 - The chick who wrote this tried to shoot up a mall.
Tails Gets Trolled- oddguy spent a year pretending to be his friend to troll him and then got bored and never wrote the review- Everything by Dave Cheung - Reported them to WikiDot
- Sonichu
- Jay Naylor - He posted a retarded response by one of his fans on his site
- Humon - The "Romantically Apocalyptic" guy got mad at them on her behalf
- LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT HOME
- HamletMachine
- Immelmann
- James M. Hardiman - Made fun of him dying
- D.C. Simpson
- Anne Onymous
- Carlos Latuff
- Comic Genesis - reviewed comics by the site's owners. They didn't like it
- TwoKinds
- Moon Over June
- Single Asian Female
- The Nice Guy Comic
- God Mode
- Sore Thumbs
- Billy The Heretic
- Chick tracts
- Explosm
- Hathor the Cow Goddess
- Shädbase
- Snafu Comics - Sent them repeated emails ob the verge of tears
- Questionable Content
- How I Became Yours - his brother came to yell at them
- Literally every article listed in ED's "Webcomics" series template has an BWW article about it.
Links
- The site
- Forum
- Old website
- Template:Ytchannel
Dr.Shyam's shitty youtube channel- Template:Ytchannel
- "The Webcomic Authority" - A failed attempt by TheLuigiian to create a more normal webcomic review site that no one cared about.
- "The Webcomic Critis" - His second attempt do to the exact same thing that went even more poorly.
- One of the BWW spergs tried to make a webcomic about BWW - It's cringy as shit and he gave up because he was too stupid to figure out how Wordpress works.
- TvTropes thread about why BWW sucks
- Another TvTropes thread
- One more from TvTropes celebrating them being banned from wikidot
- Thread on Comicfury saying they suck
- One more from the same site calling them bullies
- SmackJeeves think they sauck
- That guy who made "The Floating Lightbulb" thinks they suck
- TheWebcomicList think they suck
- The Webcomic Police thing they suck
- Lurkmore Thinks they suck
- Article about why they suck
- Basically every webcomic website, blog, critic, artist, forum and ranking list site thinks they're shit.
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