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Chuck Norris

Charles Norris (real name: Mexican Ray Norris) is a rather boring karate champion, a dedicated christfag, hairy bear, and star of Walker, Texas Ranger which means he's a republican. Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking nerds and 13-year-old boys. He is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous ~~for years~~ ever. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election.

(( Like Everyone Before Him, Chuck Got His Ass Kicked By Death ))


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	“	They could’ve just fixed Afroman’s door	„
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...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!

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