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Harambe

Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life attending Nigger University because he was a retarded, drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress' juicy fat sore covered social security farming sow ass while he did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing felon factory, an obvious threat to the lil' niglet. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.

Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")

(( He Was More Civilized Then Any Darky That You'll Meet On The Street ))


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...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
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	—Jack London: The Call Of The Wild

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