Tycho Brahe

Tycho Brahe

Tycho Brahe (aka Tyge Ottesen Brahe) Was a Danish Jedi born in 1546. Apart from having awesome facial hair, he is loved in all quarters by all people:

• Nerds love him because he basically invented the heliocentric universe by guesswork
• Dramaticians love him because he was a reckless swordfighting alcoholic
• People who like forwarding their coworkers funny articles love him because he had a metal nose, bought a psychic midget, and owned a moose that got so drunk at a party it fell down a flight of stairs and killed itself
• The easily influenced love him because Penny Arcade's Jerry Holkins named his online moniker after him

On a side note, it's rumored that he died at a fancy dinner party by holding his piss so long that his bladder burst, flooding his body with all kinds of toxic chemicals.

See Also

• Denmark
• Penny Arcade
• Tycho Brahe Was Murdered

External Links

• Tycho at TOW
• Tycho at Cracked
• Piggy Baldcade

Tycho Brahe is part of a series on The History of The Lulz

[Shut UpSing Me The Song Of My People] In Chronological Order 399BC: First recorded troll-banning 0AD: Knock knock! Who's there? It's Jesus, LOL 571: Birth of Muhahahahahammed 600: Blood orgies 1077: Invention of the meme archive 1100: DEUS VULT! 1337: Start of the Hundred Years War 1492: The Americas are culturally enriched 1573: Tycho doesn't invent the funny webcomic 1605: Guy Fawkes invents terrorism. 1789: The beret is mightier than the crown 1801: Invention of the Triforce 1850: World's first OH EXPLOITABLE image 1865: End of the Nigger Market 1877: Trolling world record broken 1888: First successful mixing of hookers and lulz 1914: World War 1 1927: Teh f1rst sk00l sh00ting 1939: World War 2 1944: The Lollercaust doesn't happen 1945: "Nag? Naga? Well... it's nagonna be there tomorrow that's fore sure." - Harry S Truman 1948: Best Korea is founded (along with Good Korea) 1955: America gets BTFO 1960: Awesomeness of swords discovered 1963: CIA did JFK 1987: First televised An Hero 1993: World Wide Web becomes available, Waco 1999: Counter Strike played IRL 2000: End of teh world due to computer errors. 2001: Bush, Saudis, and Jews do WTC 2004: ED founded 2005: Katrina and 7/7 2007: Cho Seung-Hui becomes the King of School Shooters 2011: Utoya Island Swimming School is opened 2013: ISIS founded 2014: Beta Uprising begins 2015: Paris Attacks 2016: Donald Trump is elected president of the United States. (For the lulz.) 2017: Country music is back 2019: First livestreamed kebab removal 2024: Healthcare rage done right