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...That some Loser with too much Money and not enough Brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
...Paul McCartney said that John Lennon's Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to Death to tell him that Lennon was a Butt Pirate?
...The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
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... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.

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