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'''Clownfish TV''' is a company | '''Clownfish TV''' is a company operated by two butthurt [[Disney]] [[animated|animators]], [[B&]] for being worthless and untalented. They decided to settle their outrage by [[desperate|shitting out fake news every day]], with no effort or research put in, as they're too lazy to put time into their topics. They will Google something, and then act like they know everything about it,then go on to rant about it. Because they don't care about citations, they will contradict themselves over and over again. They also clickbait by making extreme exaggerations that differ from what's actually said. | ||
Despite complaining about media being | Despite complaining about media being too political, they have to make everything about politics. They act as sensitive as [[social justice warriors]], jet rage at them for being snowflakes. Showing their hypocrisy. | ||
==She Ra== | ==She Ra== | ||
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[[File:She Ra.jpg|right|thumb|What happened to the jailbait?]] | [[File:She Ra.jpg|right|thumb|What happened to the jailbait?]] | ||
In the [[1980s]] | In the [[1980s]] there was this shitty show called [[Tough Guy|He Man]], based on the line of plastic-crap. It was an [[truth|bland advertisement to sell toys]]. The only reason why it was popular, is because they played it a shit load on Saturday mornings. All the characters are just unimaginative cliches, as they had no budget. However, there was one character that had big tits, called [[jailbait|She Ra]]. This lead to her getting her own series as a blatant attempt to give kids fetishes. | ||
Years later, [[Dreamworks]] decided to reboot the show for a new generation. They created a new artstyle for the show, more original than the [[Scooby-Doo]] wannabe original. Nobody that created the show gave a fuck about [[16 year old girls]] tits, or even thought of it as they weren't sick fucks. | Years later, [[Dreamworks]] decided to reboot the show for a new generation. They created a new artstyle for the show, more original than the [[Scooby-Doo]] wannabe original. Nobody that created the show gave a fuck about [[16 year old girls]] tits, or even thought of it as they weren't sick fucks. | ||
Clownfish TV got pissed they can't jack off to their sexy loli tits, and started attacking shitting out rants and attacking the workers. They got so pissed that they decided to dox one of the animators of the show. | Clownfish TV got pissed they can't jack off to their sexy loli tits, and started attacking; shitting out rants and attacking the workers. They got so pissed that they decided to dox one of the animators of the show. | ||
They have talked about the show billions of times when nobody gives a fuck. They say | They have talked about the show billions of times when nobody gives a fuck. They say they are going to stop, but they want to milk that dead horse for eternity. | ||
==CalArts== | ==CalArts== | ||
One of their main points is the "CalArts style", when it's complete bullshit. The term came from that asshole known as [[John Kricfalusi]] as way to shit on [[Disney]] movies. They instead use it as a criticism against cartoons. | One of their main points is the "CalArts style", when it's complete bullshit. The term came from that asshole known as [[John Kricfalusi]] as a way to shit on [[Disney]] movies. They instead use it as a criticism against cartoons. | ||
First they didn't do any research | First they didn't do any research; Surprise! The creator of the "artstyle" [[Rebecca Sugar]] didn't even go to CalArts; most of people grouped in didn't go there, so the term is bullshit. | ||
Seconondly, the old [[Cartoon Network]] shows look exactly the fucking same, and don't even try to argue. Take your nostalgia googles and realize they are all lookalike, shitty, Hanna Barbera cartoons. Hell, they actually went to CalArts, so would that be the "CalArts style". | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 20:06, 23 August 2021
Clownfish TV is a company operated by two butthurt Disney animators, B& for being worthless and untalented. They decided to settle their outrage by shitting out fake news every day, with no effort or research put in, as they're too lazy to put time into their topics. They will Google something, and then act like they know everything about it,then go on to rant about it. Because they don't care about citations, they will contradict themselves over and over again. They also clickbait by making extreme exaggerations that differ from what's actually said.
Despite complaining about media being too political, they have to make everything about politics. They act as sensitive as social justice warriors, jet rage at them for being snowflakes. Showing their hypocrisy.
She Ra
In the 1980s there was this shitty show called He Man, based on the line of plastic-crap. It was an bland advertisement to sell toys. The only reason why it was popular, is because they played it a shit load on Saturday mornings. All the characters are just unimaginative cliches, as they had no budget. However, there was one character that had big tits, called She Ra. This lead to her getting her own series as a blatant attempt to give kids fetishes.
Years later, Dreamworks decided to reboot the show for a new generation. They created a new artstyle for the show, more original than the Scooby-Doo wannabe original. Nobody that created the show gave a fuck about 16 year old girls tits, or even thought of it as they weren't sick fucks.
Clownfish TV got pissed they can't jack off to their sexy loli tits, and started attacking; shitting out rants and attacking the workers. They got so pissed that they decided to dox one of the animators of the show.
They have talked about the show billions of times when nobody gives a fuck. They say they are going to stop, but they want to milk that dead horse for eternity.
CalArts
One of their main points is the "CalArts style", when it's complete bullshit. The term came from that asshole known as John Kricfalusi as a way to shit on Disney movies. They instead use it as a criticism against cartoons.
First they didn't do any research; Surprise! The creator of the "artstyle" Rebecca Sugar didn't even go to CalArts; most of people grouped in didn't go there, so the term is bullshit.
Seconondly, the old Cartoon Network shows look exactly the fucking same, and don't even try to argue. Take your nostalgia googles and realize they are all lookalike, shitty, Hanna Barbera cartoons. Hell, they actually went to CalArts, so would that be the "CalArts style".
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