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Mr Hands resistance Hentai
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Hentai or Hentæ, is basically anime-styled porn. Hentai comes in many different forms. They are; porn comics (or Doujins for the weeaboos), a single image, an image series, a game, or a short animated series. however, every form is equally suited for fapping

Hentai is everywhere, and it has males, females, gays, straights, bisexuals, lesbos, and ethereal humanoid creatures from another dimension. Ages vary, from newborn babies to screwing at least 100 year-old corpses IN THE ASS.

Hentai can vary from a simple image of a young woman playing with herself, to a girl hanging upside down, her anus to the width of a dinner plate with several men pouring cum into her rectum to fill her intestines up to the very top. The more extreme the image is, the more fappable it is. Plain nudes of anime chicks are considered unfappable. Guro is usually considered to be the absolute limit of extreme hentai, to the point where it has its own category for animated cartoons; sick fucks.

Characteristics

The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:

  • A girl with hueg tits and a big ass, usually a virgin.
    • or a girl with tiny tits, but still bigger than the average azn.
  • Tentacles (Not as common as people think, but Japan is still fucked up for thinking of it)
  • BDSM
  • All of them underaged girls,
  • And of course, BIG DARK SHLONG which are just fire hoses for excessive amounts of cum!

Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison

Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.

  • In a hentai, the girl is always a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour under the rainbow, but is never seen as odd. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons. This is a stark contrast to irl, where Asian girls are skanky whores with disgusting bodies; thin, greasy hair, only 5ft2, small assymetrical tits with one innie nipple and one outie, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
  • Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your entire arm. Not to mention a bishie-like face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.

The "Deed" of Hentai uncovered

  • During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, over 9000 times without becoming utterly exhausted like ALL MEN do in reality.
  • Tentacle rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations; The first, the tentacles belong to a hueg fucking ugly monster who appears before the girl who's asking for it, and the second, there is no monster; tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begins to rape them. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it.
  • Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape. This reflects the mentality of the Japanese, who find rape very arousing and dream of doing it someday.
  • Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily fuck his own mother.
  • Only in hentai can in-breeding be seen as acceptable.
  • Due to the Japanese being inherently fucked-in-the-head, it tends to be the mother who has the horses dick, and she uses it to rape underaged octopi.

This is the essence of Hentai.

Hentai hypothesis

Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to cartoons depicting bug-eyed cute, firm-bodied pre-teens getting raped. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting gangbanged in a hentai porn.

It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.

Hentai by Genre

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She can see you fapping.
Fetish Hentai


It just wouldn't be hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in an impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous bukakeing she's about to get.

Examples

Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.

Examples

Basically, a girl, usually age 17-20, notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her clitoris has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge.

Examples

Another long Japanese tradition, hentai which involves gay sex and is kinda like yaoi. For more information see the anal sex and homosexual articles.

Examples:

There is no "textbook definition" guro because it's short for "grotesque"/"gore" which could mean anything, but the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked animu girls. Usually by means of big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for you, the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie. For more guro, visit [gurochan]

Examples:

One of the largest hentai genres ever, what makes it popular is that it is the ultimate wapanese nerd wishful fantasy: Lots and lots of hot 16 year old virgin schoolgirls with tits the size of basketballs constantly wanting to fuck the shy introverted 13 year old boy.

Examples:

Family members fucking with other family members. Usually a black-and-white comic. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER

Examples:

Exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring like mad. For lesbian hentai, look up yuri or lestai. Warning, the Japanese like giving chicks dicks (futanari), so just make sure to Google with caution, you sick fuck!!

Examples:

The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, kancho is Japan's version of kissing.

Examples:

Name pretty much states it. This type of hentai is very big in both Japan and Russia.

Examples:

A tradition in Japan. Since censorship laws prohibit the showing of pubes and the male penis, hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious lulz. Tentacle porn has a long history in Japanese art. You can bet that Cthulhu has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Don't be afraid. Remember: Love is a warm tentacle.

Examples:


Age Hentai


Toddlercon is for those Michael Jacksons out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's vagina. Babyfuck is awwwwwright though.

Examples: Are under the investigation of the Party Van. You can help by googling up some pictures, or shooting up some Police irl

It's hentai child porn starring girls aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble shotacon... Oh wait, that's why they like lolicon.

Examples:

Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it. Occasionally like yaoi, except younger and with less pubes.

Examples:

They're finally grown up and now legal. Usually drawn to look like gay twinks.

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Now that it's under legal yuri features teenage girls having wild sex.

examples

See main article.

Examples:
Exhibit A

Galleries

Further hentai stuff About missing Pics
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See also

External links

Hentai is part of a series on 日本国


Typical Japanese People. 日本人
Filthy FrankHard GayMutsuo ToiOtoya YamaguchiSatoshi UematsuShoko Asahara

Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文

2chanAnimeAnimu ArchetypesBig DaikonDating simGaidenHerbivore MenJapanese Bug FightsMangaShimajiro


Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本
BukkakeGuroHarem ComedyHentaiLoliconPantyshotShotaconYaoiYuri

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