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[[Image:Hentai.jpg|thumb|right|190px|[[awesome|Moar Hentai]].]]
[[Image:Hentai.jpg|thumb|right|190px|[[awesome|Moar Hentai]].]]


'''Hentai''' or '''Hent[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|æ]]''', is basically [[anime]]-styled [[porn]]. Hentai comes in many different forms. They are; porn comics (or ''Doujin''s for the [[weeaboo]]s), a single image, an image series, a game, or a short animated series. however, every form is equally suited for fapping  
'''Hentai''' or '''Hent[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|æ]]''', is basically [[anime]]-styled [[porn]]. Hentai comes in many different forms. They are; porn comics (or ''Doujin''s/''Manga''s for the [[weeaboo]]s), a single image, an image series, a game, or a short animated series. All forms are equally suited for fapping. Hentai can vary from a simple image of a young woman [[fap|playing with herself]], to a girl hanging upside down, her [[anus]] to the [[Goatse|width]] of a [[OM NOM NOM NOM|dinner plate]] with several men pouring cum into her rectum to fill her intestines up to the very top. The more extreme the image is, the more fappable it is. [[Guro]] is usually considered to be the absolute limit of extreme hentai, to the point where it has its own category for those who are into that shit: [[sick fuck|being a sick fuck]].


Hentai is ''everywhere'', and it has males, females, gays, straights, bisexuals, lesbos, and ethereal humanoid creatures from another dimension. Ages vary, from newborn babies to screwing [[at least 100]] year-old corpses [[IN THE ASS]].
Hentai is ''everywhere'', and it has males, females, gays, straights, bisexuals, lesbos, and ethereal humanoid creatures from another dimension. Ages vary, from newborn babies to screwing [[at least 100]] year-old corpses [[IN THE ASS]].
Hentai can vary from a simple image of a young woman playing with herself, to a girl hanging upside down, her [[anus]] to the [[Goatse|width]] of a [[OM NOM NOM NOM|dinner plate]] with several men pouring cum into her rectum to fill her intestines up to the very top. The more extreme the image is, the more fappable it is. Plain nudes of anime chicks are considered unfappable. [[Guro]] is usually considered to be the absolute limit of extreme hentai, to the point where it has its own category for animated cartoons; [[sick fuck]]s.


==Characteristics==
==Characteristics==
The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:
The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:


*A girl with hueg [[tits]] and a big [[ass]], usually a virgin.
*A girl with unnaturally huge [[tits]] and a big [[ass]], and are often virgins.
**or a girl with tiny tits, but still bigger than the average [[azn]].
**or a girl with tiny tits, but still somehow bigger than the average [[azn]].
*Tentacles (Not as common as people think, but [[Japan]] is still fucked up for thinking of it)
*Tentacles (Not as common as people think, but [[Japan]] is still fucked up for thinking of it)
*[[BDSM]]
*[[BDSM]]
*[[Jailbait|All of them underaged girls]],
*[[Jailbait|All of them underaged girls]],
*[[Guro]] is one of Japan's top fetishes
*Zettai ryouiki, or simply "stockings", is one of the most popular. Dem japs love their pantyhose.
*Zettai ryouiki is one of the most overused. It's illegal in Japan to draw bare legs and is punsihable by death.
*And of course, ''[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|BIG DARK SHLONG]]'' which are just fire hoses for excessive amounts of cum.
*And of course, ''[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|BIG DARK SHLONG]]'' which are just fire hoses for excessive amounts of cum!


==Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison==
==Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison==
Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.
Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.


* In a hentai, the girl is always a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour under the rainbow, but is never seen as odd. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons. This is a stark contrast to [[IRL|irl]], where Asian girls are skanky whores with disgusting bodies; thin, greasy hair, only 5ft2, small assymetrical tits with one innie nipple and one outie, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
* In a hentai, the girl is almost ''always'' a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour in the spectrum, but commenting on said unusual hair colour is almost nonexistant. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny bug eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons which never sag. This is a stark contrast to [[IRL|irl]], where Asian girls are skanky whores with disgusting bodies; thin, greasy hair, only 5ft2, small assymetrical tits with one innie nipple and one outie, untamed pubic hair which looks like it's never seen soap, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
* Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your entire arm. Not to mention a [[bishie syndrome|bishie-like]] face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.
* Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your upper arm, not to mention a [[bishie syndrome|bishie-like]] face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.


==[[Sex|The "Deed"]] of Hentai uncovered==
==[[Sex|The "Deed"]] of Hentai uncovered==
* During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, [[Over_9000|over 9000 times]] without becoming utterly exhausted like '''ALL MEN''' do in reality.
* During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, [[Over_9000|over 9000 times]] without becoming utterly exhausted like '''ALL MEN''' do in reality. The woman, who sounds like she is getting raped regardless of who she's fucking, never shuts up. The deed itself lasts for around a minute.
**IRL, Japanese women stick around for a year or two with the wealthy business dude, before packing up their expensive clothing and [[Hello Kitty]] merchandise to travel to America so they can fulfill the fantasy to be [[unrealistic expectations|bukkaked all they want by men with giant dicks]].
* Tentacle rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations; The first, the tentacles belong to a fucking ugly monster who appears before the girl who's blatently [[asking for it]]. The second variation, there is no monster: tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begins to [[rape]] them. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it and may or may not ejaculate half of the Pacific Ocean into her uterus.
* Tentacle rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations; The first, the tentacles belong to a hueg fucking ugly monster who appears before the girl who's [[asking for it]], and the second, there is no monster; tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begins to [[rape]] them. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it.
* Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble [[rape]].
* Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble [[rape]]. This reflects the mentality of the Japanese, who find rape very arousing and dream of doing it someday.
* Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily [[incest|fuck his own mother]].
*Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily fuck his own mother.
** Only in hentai can [[Incest|in-breeding]] be seen as acceptable.
*Only in hentai can [[Incest|in-breeding]] be seen as acceptable.
*Due to the Japanese being inherently fucked-in-the-head, it tends to be the mother who has the horses dick, and she uses it to rape underaged octopi.  


This is the essence of Hentai.
This is the essence of Hentai.


===Hentai hypothesis===
===Hentai hypothesis===
Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to [[wank]] to cartoons depicting bug-eyed [[Kawaii|cute]], firm-bodied pre-teens getting raped. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting [[your mom|gangbanged]] in a hentai porn.  
Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to [[wank]] to cartoons depicting bug-eyed [[Kawaii|cute]], firm-bodied pre-teens getting fucked. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting [[your mom|gangbanged]] in a hentai porn.  


It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.
It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.
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==Hentai by Genre==
==Hentai by Genre==


[[Image:Priscilla.jpg|thumb|right|She can see you [[fap|fapping]].]]
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Shibari;0;1"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Also known as '''[[bondage]]'''. It just wouldn't be Hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in a humanly impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous [[Bukkake|bukakeing]] she's about to get.


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It just wouldn't be hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in an impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous [[Bukkake|bukakeing]] she's about to get.
:'''Examples'''
:'''Examples'''
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Image:Censored Hentai.gif|Hentai artists believe that if the [[vagoo]] is censored, it won't damage you for years to come.
Image:Censored Hentai.gif|Hentai artists believe that if the [[vagoo]] is censored, it won't damage you for years to come.
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Fantasy;0;2"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.
Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.
:'''Examples'''
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Futanari;0;3"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Basically, a girl, usually age 17-20, notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her [[clitoris]] has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge.
Futanari, sometimes shortened to "Futa", is basically a [[dickgirl]]. Said dickgirls are usually age 17-20, and some may be born with or without one. If without one, she notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her [[clitoris]] has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge and begins jerking it off uncontrollably.
 
:'''Examples'''
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Image:Kitame.png|How could we leave Bible Black out?
Image:Kitame.png|How could we leave Bible Black out?
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Yaoi;0;4"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Another long Japanese tradition, hentai which involves gay sex and is kinda like [[yaoi]]. For more information see the [[anal sex]] and [[homosexual]] articles.
Yaoi basically just means "gay love". Said stories involve men porking each other in the anus and sucking each other off.
:'''Examples:'''
:'''Examples:'''
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Image:Gayanime_cum.jpg| [[Yaranaika|Bara]], hentai á la Tom of Finland.
Image:Gayanime_cum.jpg| [[Yaranaika|Bara]], hentai á la Tom of Finland.
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<center><BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Guro;0;5"></span></BIG></BIG>
<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Vanilla;0;5"></span></BIG></BIG>
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There is no "textbook definition" guro because it's short for "grotesque"/"gore" which could mean anything, but the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked [[animu]] girls. Usually by means of big robots, [[your mom|huge ugly as fuck monsters]], or [[you|twisted psychos with big fucking knives]]. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for [[you]], the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie. For more guro, visit [[http://www.gurochan.net/ gurochan]]
Vanilla is that one pussy genre that ''everybody'' likes because it features a male and a female lead character fucking and "falling in love". [[BAWWWWW]]!! Serious Vanillaphiles, affectionately known as "vanillafags", hate Netorare and will rage whenever they're in view of one.
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Netorare;0;6"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Netorare, often shortened to NTR, is the genre that Vanillafags hate the most. It's the act of seducing someone away from their partner.
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Guro;0;7"></span></BIG></BIG>
<div class="7">
There is no "textbook definition" of guro because it's short for "grotesque"/"gore" which could mean anything. But the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing or decapitating naked [[animu]] girls, usually by means of big robots, [[your mom|huge ugly as fuck monsters]], or [[you|twisted psychos with big fucking knives]]. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for [[you]], the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie. For more guro, visit [[http://www.gurochan.net/ gurochan]]
:'''Examples:'''
:'''Examples:'''
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Harem;0;8"></span></BIG></BIG>
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One of the largest hentai genres ever, what makes it popular is that it is the ultimate wapanese nerd wishful fantasy: Lots and lots of hot [[16 year old girl|16 year old]] [[virgin]] schoolgirls with [[boobs|tits]] the size of basketballs constantly wanting to [[fuck]] the shy introverted [[13 year old boy]].  
One of the largest hentai genres ever, because it's something [[you]] can never hope to achieve. It basically just means that lots and lots of hot [[16 year old girl|16 year old]] [[virgin]] schoolgirls with [[boobs|tits]] the size of basketballs constantly want to [[fuck]] the shy introverted [[13 year old boy]], despite lacking any real personality.
:'''Examples:'''
:'''Examples:'''
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Image:Haremhentai3.jpg|She fucking wishes!
Image:Haremhentai3.jpg|She fucking wishes!
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Incest;0;9"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Family members fucking with other family members. Usually a black-and-white comic. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER 
Also affectionately known as "WINcest". Basically family members fucking other family members. Step-sibling and Cousin sex still count as Incest.
:'''Examples:'''
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Yuri;0;10"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring like mad. For lesbian hentai, look up [[yuri]] or lestai. Warning, the Japanese like giving chicks dicks (futanari), so just make sure to [[Google]] with caution, you [[sick fuck]]!!
Basically "[[Lesbian]] love" and it's exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring each other like mad.
:'''Examples:'''
:'''Examples'''
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Kancho;0;11"></span></BIG></BIG>
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The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, kancho is Japan's version of kissing.
The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, Kancho is Japan's equivalent of kissing. Having the girl shit on your fingers is the girl's way of reciprocating.
:'''Examples:'''
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Shitting dick nipples;0;12"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Name pretty much states it. This type of hentai is [[lie|very big]] in both [[Japan]] and [[Russia]].
No comment.
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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Tentacles;0;13"></span></BIG></BIG>
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A tradition in [[Japan]]. Since censorship laws prohibit the showing of [[vulva|pubes]] and the male [[penis]], hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious [[lulz]].  Tentacle porn has a [http://pharyngula.org/images/hokusai_octopus.jpg long history] in Japanese art. You can bet that [[Cthulhu]] has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Don't be afraid.  Remember: [[Love|Love is a warm tentacle]].
Anything involving tentacles, whether it involves rape or not. But most usually does. It's a tradition in [[Japan]], since censorship laws prohibit the showing of [[vulva|pubes]] and the male [[penis]], hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious [[lulz]].  Tentacle porn has a [http://pharyngula.org/images/hokusai_octopus.jpg long history] in Japanese art. You can bet that [[Cthulhu]] has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Remember: [[Love|Love is a warm tentacle]].
:'''Examples:'''
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Image:HokusaiTentacleTime.jpg|18th Century tentacle sex.
Image:HokusaiTentacleTime.jpg|18th Century tentacle sex.
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File:Tentacle_attack.gif|You can run, but you can't hide
File:Tentacle_attack.gif|You can run, but you can't hide
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===Hentai by age===


<center><BIG><BIG><BIG>Age Hentai</BIG></BIG></BIG></center>
<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Toddlercon (Male and female, 0-5 years old);0;14"></span></BIG></BIG>
 
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<center><BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Toddlercon (Both Genders, 0-5 years old);0;12"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Toddlercon is for those [[Michael Jackson|Michael Jacksons]] out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's [[vagina]]. [[Babyfuck]] is awwwwwright though.
Toddlercon is for those [[Michael Jackson|Michael Jacksons]] out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's [[vagina]]. [[Babyfuck]] is awwwwwright though.
:'''Examples:''' ''Are under the investigation of the [[Party Van]]. You can help by [[Google|googling]] up some pictures, or shooting up some [[Police]] [[irl]]''
:'''Examples:''' ''Are under the investigation of the [[Party Van]]. You can help by [[Google|googling]] up some pictures, or shooting up some [[Police]] [[irl]]''
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<center><BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Lolicon (Girls, 5-16 years old);0;13"></span></BIG></BIG>  
<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Lolicon (Girls, 5-16 years old);0;15"></span></BIG></BIG>  
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It's hentai child [[porn]] starring [[girls]] aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble [[shotacon]]... Oh wait, that's why they like '''lolicon'''.
It's hentai [[CP|child porn]] starring [[girls]] aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble [[shotacon|shota]], if it wasn't for the [[vagina|inwards dick]], long hair and big shiny eyes.
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*[[lolicatgirls.swf]]
*[[lolicatgirls.swf]]
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<center><BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Shotacon (Boys, 6-15 years old);0;14"></span></BIG></BIG>
<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Shotacon (Boys, 5-16 years old);0;16"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it. Occasionally like [[yaoi]], except younger and with less pubes.
Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai [[CP|child porn]], but with underage boys.
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Image:Ea94dfef2b9f81b7882c9cc937c3414b.jpeg|One for the furries...
Image:Ea94dfef2b9f81b7882c9cc937c3414b.jpeg|One for the furries...
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<center><BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Yaoi (Boys, 16-24 years old);0;15"></span></BIG></BIG>  
<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Yaoi (Boys, 16-24 years old);0;17"></span></BIG></BIG>  
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They're finally grown up and now legal. Usually drawn to look like [[gay]] [[twinks]].
They're finally grown up and now legal to pummel vaginas. Too bad they'd rather bang another guy's anus. Usually drawn to look like [[gay]] [[twinks]].
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Image:boyorgee.gif|Kawaii. ^____^
Image:boyorgee.gif|Kawaii. ^____^
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<center><BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Yuri (Girls, 16-24 years old);0;16"></span></BIG></BIG>
<BIG><BIG><span class="co;[Collapse];Yuri (Girls, 16-24 years old);0;18"></span></BIG></BIG>
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Now that it's under legal yuri features teenage girls having wild sex.  
Same as Yaoi, but features teenage girls having wild sex with each other.  
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Standard hentai Nothing to fap to. Just an average plunging the shit out of someone
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Mr Hands resistance Hentai
Moar Hentai.

Hentai or Hentæ, is basically anime-styled porn. Hentai comes in many different forms. They are; porn comics (or Doujins/Mangas for the weeaboos), a single image, an image series, a game, or a short animated series. All forms are equally suited for fapping. Hentai can vary from a simple image of a young woman playing with herself, to a girl hanging upside down, her anus to the width of a dinner plate with several men pouring cum into her rectum to fill her intestines up to the very top. The more extreme the image is, the more fappable it is. Guro is usually considered to be the absolute limit of extreme hentai, to the point where it has its own category for those who are into that shit: being a sick fuck.

Hentai is everywhere, and it has males, females, gays, straights, bisexuals, lesbos, and ethereal humanoid creatures from another dimension. Ages vary, from newborn babies to screwing at least 100 year-old corpses IN THE ASS.

Characteristics

The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:

  • A girl with unnaturally huge tits and a big ass, and are often virgins.
    • or a girl with tiny tits, but still somehow bigger than the average azn.
  • Tentacles (Not as common as people think, but Japan is still fucked up for thinking of it)
  • BDSM
  • All of them underaged girls,
  • Zettai ryouiki, or simply "stockings", is one of the most popular. Dem japs love their pantyhose.
  • And of course, BIG DARK SHLONG which are just fire hoses for excessive amounts of cum.

Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison

Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.

  • In a hentai, the girl is almost always a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour in the spectrum, but commenting on said unusual hair colour is almost nonexistant. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny bug eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons which never sag. This is a stark contrast to irl, where Asian girls are skanky whores with disgusting bodies; thin, greasy hair, only 5ft2, small assymetrical tits with one innie nipple and one outie, untamed pubic hair which looks like it's never seen soap, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
  • Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your upper arm, not to mention a bishie-like face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.

The "Deed" of Hentai uncovered

  • During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, over 9000 times without becoming utterly exhausted like ALL MEN do in reality. The woman, who sounds like she is getting raped regardless of who she's fucking, never shuts up. The deed itself lasts for around a minute.
  • Tentacle rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations; The first, the tentacles belong to a fucking ugly monster who appears before the girl who's blatently asking for it. The second variation, there is no monster: tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begins to rape them. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it and may or may not ejaculate half of the Pacific Ocean into her uterus.
  • Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape.
  • Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily fuck his own mother.

This is the essence of Hentai.

Hentai hypothesis

Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to cartoons depicting bug-eyed cute, firm-bodied pre-teens getting fucked. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting gangbanged in a hentai porn.

It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.

Hentai by Genre

Warning!
Click on the name for a description

Also known as bondage. It just wouldn't be Hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in a humanly impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous bukakeing she's about to get.

Examples

Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.

Examples
  • Of course a piece of slime is going to fuck a cat
    Of course a piece of slime is going to fuck a cat

Futanari, sometimes shortened to "Futa", is basically a dickgirl. Said dickgirls are usually age 17-20, and some may be born with or without one. If without one, she notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her clitoris has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge and begins jerking it off uncontrollably.

Examples
  • Almost as weird as shitting dick nipples.
    Almost as weird as shitting dick nipples.
  • For the little bit MOAR wrong: clit-dick-2-in-one.
    For the little bit MOAR wrong: clit-dick-2-in-one.
  • A sub-genre, lolis with dicks.
    A sub-genre, lolis with dicks.
  • How could we leave Bible Black out?
    How could we leave Bible Black out?

Yaoi basically just means "gay love". Said stories involve men porking each other in the anus and sucking each other off.

Examples:
  • Yaoi, aka boyslove/BL
    Yaoi, aka boyslove/BL
  • Moar yaoi
    Moar yaoi
  • Even moar yaoi
    Even moar yaoi
  • Bara, hentai á la Tom of Finland.
    Bara, hentai á la Tom of Finland.

Vanilla is that one pussy genre that everybody likes because it features a male and a female lead character fucking and "falling in love". BAWWWWW!! Serious Vanillaphiles, affectionately known as "vanillafags", hate Netorare and will rage whenever they're in view of one.

Examples

Netorare, often shortened to NTR, is the genre that Vanillafags hate the most. It's the act of seducing someone away from their partner.

Examples

There is no "textbook definition" of guro because it's short for "grotesque"/"gore" which could mean anything. But the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing or decapitating naked animu girls, usually by means of big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for you, the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie. For more guro, visit [gurochan]

Examples:
  • What crosses most folk's minds when they view Guro is: "How the FUCK would she still be alive???"
    What crosses most folk's minds when they view Guro is: "How the FUCK would she still be alive???"
  • GURO DESU!
    GURO DESU!

One of the largest hentai genres ever, because it's something you can never hope to achieve. It basically just means that lots and lots of hot 16 year old virgin schoolgirls with tits the size of basketballs constantly want to fuck the shy introverted 13 year old boy, despite lacking any real personality.

Examples:
  • He fucking wishes!
    He fucking wishes!
  • Shinji fucking wishes!
    Shinji fucking wishes!
  • She fucking wishes!
    She fucking wishes!

Also affectionately known as "WINcest". Basically family members fucking other family members. Step-sibling and Cousin sex still count as Incest.

Examples

Basically "Lesbian love" and it's exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring each other like mad.

Examples

The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, Kancho is Japan's equivalent of kissing. Having the girl shit on your fingers is the girl's way of reciprocating.

Examples

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Examples

Anything involving tentacles, whether it involves rape or not. But most usually does. It's a tradition in Japan, since censorship laws prohibit the showing of pubes and the male penis, hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious lulz. Tentacle porn has a long history in Japanese art. You can bet that Cthulhu has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Remember: Love is a warm tentacle.

Examples

Hentai by age

Toddlercon is for those Michael Jacksons out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's vagina. Babyfuck is awwwwwright though.

Examples: Are under the investigation of the Party Van. You can help by googling up some pictures, or shooting up some Police irl

It's hentai child porn starring girls aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble shota, if it wasn't for the inwards dick, long hair and big shiny eyes.

Examples:

Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys.

Examples:

They're finally grown up and now legal to pummel vaginas. Too bad they'd rather bang another guy's anus. Usually drawn to look like gay twinks.

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  • Kawaii. ^____^
    Kawaii. ^____^

Same as Yaoi, but features teenage girls having wild sex with each other.

Examples
  • Notice that only the females are censored. This is due to Japan's obsession with teh cock.
    Notice that only the females are censored. This is due to Japan's obsession with teh cock.

See main article.

Examples:
Exhibit A

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  • Every nerd's wet dream...
    Every nerd's wet dream...
  • J-J-JAM IT IN!
    J-J-JAM IT IN!
  • There isn't actually a name for this type of hentai ...
    There isn't actually a name for this type of hentai ...
  • Tentacles attack
    Tentacles attack
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  • It is common inAnimu to- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
    It is common inAnimu to- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
  • Always use a condom on your tentacles when you go around raeping!
    Always use a condom on your tentacles when you go around raeping!
  • Notice the tentacles emerging from the back of her head - someone is about to get fucking raped.
    Notice the tentacles emerging from the back of her head - someone is about to get fucking raped.
  • Even animals love hentai.
    Even animals love hentai.
  • Some live-action tentacle porn.
    Some live-action tentacle porn.
  • Operating systems have boobs.
    Operating systems have boobs.
  • Not even Jenny is safe
    Not even Jenny is safe
  • See also slut
    See also slut
  • Cephalopods can be quite sensual.
    Cephalopods can be quite sensual.
  • HELLS YEAH!!!!1111!!11! Also known as the Manchester Transfer, which goes on forever and ever.
    HELLS YEAH!!!!1111!!11! Also known as the Manchester Transfer, which goes on forever and ever.
  • Hentai is also used to advertise this hentai is shit due to lack of pusseh tetteh or tenticle.
    Hentai is also used to advertise this hentai is shit due to lack of pusseh tetteh or tenticle.
  • Total fail, and another example of you're doing it wrong.
    Total fail, and another example of you're doing it wrong.
  • Targeted audience.
    Targeted audience.
  • COMMAND AND FUCKHER.
    COMMAND AND FUCKHER.
  • Vaginas aren't always needed.
    Vaginas aren't always needed.
  • You've gotta be kiddin'?
    You've gotta be kiddin'?
  • HAHA Buttsex
    HAHA Buttsex
  • Horsesex
    Horsesex
  • Without the black line, this is illegal in Japan.
    Without the black line, this is illegal in Japan.
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See also

External links

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