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Jirai also called landmine can be considered a lifestyle behind which are rotten children with Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder, 16 year old vegan girls after turning emo on their last birthday and nihilistic fucktards with a need to attention seek online. The goal is to be on one's phone 24/7, provoke men on the other side of the screen by sending heavily edited photos with boobs that look like they went through 7 enlargement operations, drink deadly portions of monster energy drinks and smoke cheap, reggie and contaminated with toilet supplies weed. To be considered a real Jirai it's seen as obligatory to be a discord kitten of at least 5 fat discord mods. As part of the wapanese community you gain the privilege to leghten your eyes with make up and squint them without getting cancelled for "Asian fishing".
On a daily basis you can find a "landmine girl" (Japs' version of e-girl) living off social media donations from their needy fans, usually gaining them through live streams or posting videos of them self harming for attention, promoting eating disorders, dreaming about suicide with a strong chud and occasionally bursting in tears because of how unfair life is. When it comes to staying home, Jirais are experts and can be a great example of how to behave during next Chinese virus pandemic.
Please if you're considering meeting one put on a gas mask to defend yourself from the smell. Be aware that all jirais are easy whores that reek of old men genitalias.
Culture
Jirai culture is based around posting on twitter about their mental illness, liking posts from ttc posters praising serial killers, school shooters and murderers but also sending death threats to their exes after they broke up with them for their safety. The biggest value of jirais is most definitely lacking respect to any other person and behaving as if they were more important from a mere rat - still better from Jews.
Jirais are also known for their recognizable artwork, often showing their personas copying coldnessinmyheart with her gory ideas.
The community although it only existed since 2020s has already came up with various "traditional" dishes. Best examples are instant noodles, ramen, all of the food in pink packages from Asian stores and animu themed drinks.
While there are exceptions most of them refuse to believe in any rational religion and God instead choosing to worship Youtubers such as Meowbahh or believe in religions orginating from children games on Roblox.
Part of their culture is that they can always count on their own selfishness and their glazers who will always ego boost them no matter what.
Old, balding men can evoke in them the memories of their father back in the days when he didn't abandon them yet. There's still some uncertainty as to why but Jirais tend to flirt with ugly older men, it's suspected they do that for money. In such case the main drawback is that not every each of them wants to renew their subscription to the Jirai's Instagram/Twitter after paying for one month straight. Such men often get bored of their toys and need to replace them with something better. The community shares the fear of rejection, so to avoid such outcome, they can take different personalities. Once act like a bpd girl, other times like a tranny, making themselves to unrecognizable just to get a second chance.
Jirai Kei Fashion

Jirais came up with their own style "Jirai kei" a mix between menhera kei and goth. To dress like a Jirai kei girly you need to put on worn out, old clothes possibly ones that had their colour fade over the years of use. To match the top you should always use a short black skirt that barely covers your ass. Since most jirais stay at home all their time you don't need any shoes unless you plan to make feet reveal for your biggest fans and subscribers of your OnlyFans. Veteran jirais recommend purchasing your clothes from well known stores like AliExpress and Temu.
One of the most important parts of a Jirai kei look is the make-up. You have to make your eyes look as if they’d been ripped out by a dog and put back in place at the hospital, yet still seem like they’re about to pop out of your sockets.
Jiraimaxxing
Jiraimaxxing (Jirai maxxing) is a hobby and a true passion of, like the name suggests, jirais. It consists of humilitating, bullying and creating new generations of lolcows. Mainly targeted are fat, obese even, people with blue hair and pronouns but also victims of society who already have low self-esteem alongside of radical leftist jirais. One could get hated on for not tucking in their shirt properly, not Asian fishing as well as the professionals do, being a nigger or a wigger, not looking like a literal toddler and having a sickness that doesn't allow you to wear make up or put on eye contacts.
Ways To Troll Jirais
- Do pien make up wrong.
- Say Jirai is just a fashion style.
- Make a Jirai OC that is not a real asian (Japanese, Korean or Chinese).
- Say it's the same as menhera or yami kawaii.
- Remind them that actual jirais spend their time at Kabukicho and sell their bodies for money and so should they if they really are jirai.
- Tell them they're just a little quirky, should grow up and stop pretending they have mental illness.
- Tell them they're not a real Jirai.
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Jirai is part of a series on 日本国
Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文 2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro
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