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Jon Schweppe

'Jon Schweppe (Powerword: Jonathan David Schweppe, born 1988), is an USA politician; He is unfortunately, from that foul generation of millennials that were the first of the generations after Generation X to focus on "feelings over freedom".

Schweppe is one of the many acolytes of USA President Donald Trump that has accepted the sacred duty of protecting us from the inane liberal ideas of pronouns, and people having a right of privacy - oh wait. Schweppe, wanting to tirelessly seek the truth, has also exposed the bias that the USA Department of Education has, under the Biden administration, in leveling fines and penalties against Christian institutions and career colleges compared to public universities.

Schweppe achieved a bit of unwanted internet fame, when on March 1st, 2026 he idiotically attempted challenged X users with anime profile pictures and hags, stating that they didn't have what it takes to stand against the current trend of Americans wanting a federal requirement that Pornographic sites be made to have some form of Age Verification. To ensure that he would fully kicked the hornets' nest, Schweppe made the mistake of saying that anime-fans and middle-aged-women are equal to the lowest form of humanity that Un-Natural Selection has produced by calling these two groups Furries; posting "The children will be protected from your weird furry shit."

Is he brave... or just stupid?

That's why we are here. With you being the mentally-challenged rube that you are, and incapable of making a decision on your own, it is our function to be the ones that tell you how to think - with satire and lulz, of course.

Won't Somebody Think About The Children?

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the furries are organizing

they are emerging from their parent’s basements

they might even apply deodorant

be very afraid.

— Jon Schweppe, archive

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