'Jon Schweppe (Powerword: Jonathan David Schweppe, born 1988), is an USA politician; He is unfortunately, from that foul generation of millennials that were the first of the generations after Generation X to focus on "feelings over freedom".
Schweppe is one of the many acolytes of USA President Donald Trump that has accepted the sacred duty of protecting us from the inane liberal ideas of pronouns, and people having a right of privacy - oh wait. Schweppe, wanting to tirelessly seek the truth, has also exposed the bias that the USA Department of Education has, under the Biden administration, in leveling fines and penalties against Christian institutions and career colleges compared to public universities.
Schweppe achieved a bit of unwanted internet fame, when on March 1st, 2026 he idiotically attempted challenged X users with anime profile pictures and hags, stating that they didn't have what it takes to stand against the current trend of Americanswanting a federal requirement that Pornographic sites be made to have some form of Age Verification. To ensure that he would fully kicked the hornets' nest, Schweppe made the mistake of saying that anime-fans and middle-aged-women are equal to the lowest form of humanity that Un-Natural Selection has produced by calling these two groups Furries; posting "The children will be protected from your weird furry shit."
That's why we are here. With you being the mentally-challenged rube that you are, and incapable of making a decision on your own, it is our function to be the ones that tell you how to think - with satire and lulz, of course.
... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to.
