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[[File:Eyeball-lobotomy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How it was carried out in the old days. Notice that they actually stick a needle in [[you]]r eye, and continuously jab it with tweezers.]]
[[File:Eyeball-lobotomy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How it was carried out in the old days. Notice that they actually stick a needle in [[you]]r eye, and continuously jab it with tweezers.]]
==Controversy==
==Controversy==
Many human rights activists and pussies throughout the world have claimed that this procedure is [[not|inhumane]] and barbaric. This is simply untrue, as it is a correction tool used retards in an attempt to make them less retarded and normal like normal human beings. [[old|A new source]] of information and a newly-minted medical historian contend that the crude brain surgery only helped roughly 10 percent of the estimated 100,000 Americans who underwent the procedure between the mid-1930s and the 1970s. [[butthurt|The relatives]] of previous lobotomy patients want the [[cool|Nobel Prize]] given to its inventor in 1949 [[b&|revoked]]. [[nobody cares|Nobody listened]] to these people, however, but the process is no longer carried out.
Many human rights activists and pussies throughout the world have claimed that this procedure is [[not|inhumane]] and barbaric. This is simply untrue, as it is a correction tool used on [[retards]] in an attempt to make them less retarded and more like normal human beings. [[old|A new source]] of information and a newly-minted medical historian contend that the crude brain surgery only helped roughly 10 percent of the estimated 100,000 Americans who underwent the procedure between the mid-1930s and the 1970s. [[butthurt|The relatives]] of previous lobotomy patients want the [[cool|Nobel Prize]] given to its inventor in 1949 [[b&|revoked]]. [[nobody cares|Nobody listened]] to these people, however, but the process is no longer carried out.
==Known side effects==
==Known side effects==
*'''[[Death]]''', the ultimate desired outcome of the procedure.
*'''[[Death]]''', the ultimate desired outcome of the procedure.
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*[[OCD]]
*[[OCD]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Retard]]
==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy Lobotomy on Wikipedia], yes even the Wikipedos have an article on Lobotomy.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy Lobotomy on Wikipedia], yes even the Wikipedos have an article on Lobotomy.

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A helpful illustration showimg how the knife is inserted through your nose.

Lobotomy, (known also as Lolcotomy, or Lolkotomy), is a lulzy correction tool of the past, created by Antonio Moniz, where a "surgical" knife is inserted into your nose and shoved straight into your brain; apparently this is supposed to cut off nerve connections in the frontal lobe, or some shit. Historically, in more civilized times, the process was carried out on autistics, schizophrenics, homosexuals, niggers, and kikes in an attempt to rid them of their horrible disease. Unfortunately, the process is no longer carried out, due to human rights activists and hippies getting into a world-wide debate about the procedure being "inhumane". Today, in modern times, the members of the groups listed above are only thrown into padded rooms for 23 hours a day doing fuck all except cutting their wrists and attempting suicide.

How it was carried out in the old days. Notice that they actually stick a needle in your eye, and continuously jab it with tweezers.

Controversy

Many human rights activists and pussies throughout the world have claimed that this procedure is inhumane and barbaric. This is simply untrue, as it is a correction tool used on retards in an attempt to make them less retarded and more like normal human beings. A new source of information and a newly-minted medical historian contend that the crude brain surgery only helped roughly 10 percent of the estimated 100,000 Americans who underwent the procedure between the mid-1930s and the 1970s. The relatives of previous lobotomy patients want the Nobel Prize given to its inventor in 1949 revoked. Nobody listened to these people, however, but the process is no longer carried out.

Known side effects

  • Death, the ultimate desired outcome of the procedure.
  • Brain Death, another desired outcome. You're still alive, but you're a vegetable.

Videos

How lobotomy is carried out. Nevermind the shitty quality of the videos; this shit was made at least 100 years ago.

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External Links

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Lobotomy is part of a series on Psychology
Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictionAgoraphobiaAlcoholismAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAnxietyADDADHDAsperger's SyndromeAutismBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingBulimiaCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementDown's SyndromeDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardationSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

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E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

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Sites:

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See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning

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Lobotomy is part of a series on Body and Health
Body Parts:

AssAssholeBallsBodybuildingBoobsBrainCameltoeClitorisCockCumFatFinger BoxGuntHand of ClodHand of DiosIron penisManginaMoobsNeckbeardPissPussyShitSkeletonVagoo

Diseases and Illnesses:

AcneAddictionAIDSAlzheimer'sBeing a GingerCancer (and The Cancer That Is Killing /b/) • Comcast diseaseCOVID-19DiabeetusDiseaseDSMDuckfaceDwarfismEbolaEpilepsyErectile dysfunctionETDFetal Alcohol SyndromeFibromyalgiaGenital HerpesGOTISGRIDS (see also The GRIDS that is killing ED) • Heart AttackHyperbolimiaIRC DiseaseMonkeypoxObesityPandemicParkinson's DiseaseSame Face SyndromeSARSSexually Transmitted DiseasesSwine FluThin SkinUser Stress SyndromeVirusVomitingWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Injuries:

1guy1jarBMECircumcisionCastrationDeathEmo Cutter GirlEunuch ArchiveGuroHangoverHeadshotLJ cutLobotomyPain SeriesPregnancyRectal foreign bodySelf-injurySuicideTattoosTrepanation