Edgy

Patron saint of edge

The edgelord's album of choice.

Fuck the children! Literally! With the rotten, severed cock of saint-among-men, Jimmy Savile!

	“	As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy - not to mention the spending money - out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.	„
	—Daria, hitting the twisted, rusty nail on the head. With a 4,000lb sledgehammer smeared with the brains of retarded babies.

Edgy (from the Old English ecg meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used OTI to denote things that are shocking, provocative, uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.

Although, once upon a time the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as edgelords) are sad, attention-seeking and immature losers who are trying too hard.

Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.

Things That Are FUCKING Edgy

• Shadow the Hedgehog
• Kirby. Apparently.
• Contrarianism
• North Korea
• Irony
• Goth
• Social Justice
• Dead baby jokes
• Wanting My Little Pony to be M rated.
• Kill la Kill
• Cutting
• Communism
• Deviantart
• Fight Club
• Rape
• Linkin Park
• Modern day Feminists
• Atheism
• Satanism
• School shootings
• Metal - pretty much 'edgy - the musical genre'.
• Deadpool
• Happy Tree Friends
• Being a furry warrior.
• Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Bill Hicks - and that goes double for all the faggots that quote and misquote him constantly
• Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
• Cringe threads
• Cutting
• Flag burning
• GamerGate
• World of Warcraft
• Libertarianism
• Pro-lifers
• Being a supreme gentleman
• Nazism
• Vampires
• Reddit
• /pol/
• Garth Ennis
• The Punisher
• The Joker
• Rick and Morty
• Fedoras
• Pokémon
• Fight videos
• Swearing
• Katanas
• You Disregard that, while you may try to be edgy, you fail horribly at it.

Things That Are Not FUCKING Edgy

Whoa, look out, we got a badass over here.

• My Little Pony
• You (even though you try)
• Cheezburger
• Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page
• TheAmazingAtheist
• s4s
• 8chan
• Social media
• NORP
• League of Legends
• Retards

Edgy FUCKING Gallery

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  Ricky Gervais is 2edgy4u.
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  Edg, Edge and Edgy.

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  The edgemaster's stronghold. Note the swastika flag, not one, but two Joker posters and, my personal favorite, the roll of toilet paper on the bedside table.
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  Where edgelords buy all their trenchcoats, fedoras, fingerless gloves and spiked collars.
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  The League of Edgy
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  Edgelords of the Galaxy.
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  You've not impressed Darnell.
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  Bronies are frequently edgelords, usually always as a means of compensating for their gay love of a show for little girls.
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  Edgy as fuck, brah.
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  The Joker is pretty edgy.
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  Most edgelords are actually really nice guys, though.
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  You trying to be FUCKING edgy.
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  Garth Ennis greets his father.
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  Even the edgiest can sometimes cry
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  It's always Punishment Day in The Punisher 2099.
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See FUCKING Also

• Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Epic Ween
• 13-year-old boys
• EXTREME ADVERTISING
• I told you I was hardcore
• Trying too hard
• Sootyjared

Not To Be FUCKING Confused With

• SxE - Although it's entirely possible to be edgy and straightedge all at the same time.

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pssh………… nothing personnell………………… kid……………… *unzips katana*