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8chan

(formerly known as 8chan, also known as InfinityChan, Hotwheels Chan, Dudchan, Pigchan, and 4chan 2: Electric Boogaloo) is an FBI infested Internet honeypot for users who were banned from 4chan. The users are mostly retards or /pol/acks from /b/, /pol/, and /v/. 8chan is essentially the Reddit of chans, which allows any idiot to fag on out their own personal abortion of a board to the point where the entire site has become more full of shit than a Christmas turkey. The creator and former owner of the site is a genetically deficient trainable permanently plastered to a wheelchair who lives with his Jewish lover and AZN nanny named "Hotwheels". It had a low fan base of about 10-20 members prior to m00t trolling all the people who actually value completely unregulated free speech on out of 4chan. Then, thanks to m00t's glorious purge, 8chan's most popular boards had thousands of mourning former Btards, but eventually, Hotwheels was couped by the owner of 2chan, Jim Watkins, causing the site to become shit up and eventually died for a while from being removed by Cloudflare and general incompetence.

Some boards, such as /b/, were filled with cancer. However, not the entire site was like this.

(( Who The Fuck Was Hotwheels? No. Seriously. ))


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