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'''Conversion Therapy''' is where [[Abusive|loving]] [[Christian]] parents send their [[sin]]ful [[homosexual]] and [[transgender]] offspring so a creepy middle aged man who claims to be an "''[[Faggot|ex-gay]]''" can bring them into [[Jesus]]' light and imbue them with the power of [[heterosexuality]] and an [[anus]] full of [[paedophile]] [[semen]]. As everyone knows, [[God Hates Fags]], and if your [[gay]] child somehow manages to get into [[Heaven]] while in a state of gayness, they will be [[Hell|eternally subjected to the torment]] of having [[God]] beat them up daily so he can [[Bully|steal their lunch money]] and call them a [[faggot]]. | '''Conversion Therapy''' is where [[Abusive|loving]] [[Christian]] parents send their [[sin]]ful [[homosexual]] and [[transgender]] offspring so a creepy middle aged man who claims to be an "''[[Faggot|ex-gay]]''" can bring them into [[Jesus]]' light and imbue them with the power of [[heterosexuality]] and an [[anus]] full of [[paedophile]] [[semen]]. As everyone knows, [[God Hates Fags]], and if your [[gay]] child somehow manages to get into [[Heaven]] while in a state of gayness, they will be [[Hell|eternally subjected to the torment]] of having [[God]] beat them up daily so he can [[Bully|steal their lunch money]] and call them a [[faggot]]. | ||
With Conversion Therapy™, your child can be freed from their unnatural [[Buttsex|homosexual urges]] and live a [[No life|long, happy life]] with a spouse who just doesn't care that they married a [[closet]]ed [[homosexual]] as long as the marriage produces good [[Christian]] [[How is babby formed?|offspring]] and a steady flow of [[cash]]. Known side effects of Conversion Therapy™ include [[John Wayne Gacy|murdering little boys and burying them in the basement]], [[suicide]] and [[William Atchison|going on a school shooting rampage]] – although these are admittedly a small price to pay for being free of [[AIDS|The Big Gay]]. | With Conversion Therapy™, your child can be freed from their unnatural [[Buttsex|homosexual urges]] and live a [[No life|long, happy life]] with a spouse who just doesn't care that they married a [[closet]]ed [[homosexual]] as long as the marriage produces good [[Christian]] [[How is babby formed?|offspring]] and a steady flow of [[cash]]. Known side effects of Conversion Therapy™ include [[John Wayne Gacy|murdering little boys and burying them in the basement]], [[suicide]] and [[William Atchison|going on a school shooting rampage]] – although these are admittedly a small price to pay for being free of [[AIDS|The Big Gay]]. | ||
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== How Do I Stop Being Gay? == | |||
[[File:ExGay.jpg|thumb|This man will [[rape]] the [[gay]] out of your [[children]].]] | |||
Removing the [[gay]] from a [[Boner|hardened]] [[Sick fuck|homosexual deviant]] is a careful process that generally involves '''[[Mike Pence]]''' hooking up a car battery to your [[nipple]]s and then using his sacred hammer, '''Mjölnir''', to add an extra kick of about [[Holocaust|6 million]] giga-volts. | |||
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Revision as of 18:24, 27 July 2018
Conversion Therapy is where loving Christian parents send their sinful homosexual and transgender offspring so a creepy middle aged man who claims to be an "ex-gay" can bring them into Jesus' light and imbue them with the power of heterosexuality and an anus full of paedophile semen. As everyone knows, God Hates Fags, and if your gay child somehow manages to get into Heaven while in a state of gayness, they will be eternally subjected to the torment of having God beat them up daily so he can steal their lunch money and call them a faggot.
With Conversion Therapy™, your child can be freed from their unnatural homosexual urges and live a long, happy life with a spouse who just doesn't care that they married a closeted homosexual as long as the marriage produces good Christian offspring and a steady flow of cash. Known side effects of Conversion Therapy™ include murdering little boys and burying them in the basement, suicide and going on a school shooting rampage – although these are admittedly a small price to pay for being free of The Big Gay.
How Do I Stop Being Gay?
Removing the gay from a hardened homosexual deviant is a careful process that generally involves Mike Pence hooking up a car battery to your nipples and then using his sacred hammer, Mjölnir, to add an extra kick of about 6 million giga-volts.
Islamic Conversion Therapy
See Also
- God Hates Fags
- Electric Pence
- Transtrender
- Fight the New Drug
- Mormons - An entire religion of people who pretend to be heterosexual.
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Conversion Therapy is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
