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[[Image:Joker_Jones.jpg|thumb|Why so [[insane|batshit]]?]]
[[File:Alex jones banned from "big 3" social media.png|thumb|right|385px|Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...]]
[[File:Alex jones 9-11 coincidence.jpg|thumb|Well?]]
[[Image:Alex_jones_jerk_off.gif‎|thumb|Typical day in the studio for Mr. Jones]]
[[Image:Alex_jones_jerk_off.gif‎|thumb|Typical day in the studio for Mr. Jones]]
'''Alex Jones''' is a millionaire Zionist kike lover water filter salesman CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.
'''Alex Jones''' is a millionaire Zionist kike lover water filter salesman CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.


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==The Internet==
==The Internet==
[[File:Alex jones 9-11 coincidence.jpg|thumb|Well?]]
 
[[Image:Alex_Jones_fan.jpg|thumb|220px|Typical Alex Jones fan.]]  
[[Image:Alex_Jones_fan.jpg|thumb|220px|Typical Alex Jones fan.]]  
Jones runs [[over 9000|a number]] of websites devoted to his war against the [[Jews|elite]], the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to [[basement dwellers|freethinkers]] of the [[tinfoil hat|eclectic]] variety. Subscribers to Infowars self-identify as [[gullible|Infowarriors]]. Being an Infowarrior is an important task that entails dismantling the [[NWO]] by uncritically accepting all Infowars' output, commenting on their videos, and purchasing Infowars' take on homeopathy. Basically it's a way of [[LARP|LARPing]] a secret agent, rebel, holy warrior and renegade badass all in one role. Though [[conservatives|conservatards]] love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of [[W|George Bush]]'s rampant [[faggotry]], any [[moron]] who actually bothers to read his articles would know that [[YHBT|he's just as bad, if not worse]] than the people he so heroically stands against, because he's actually a [[fail|conservative]]. He's supposedly what's called a [[Dinosaur|"paleoconservative"]], which is supposed to be the opposite of a [[Neocon|neoconservative]]. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a [[Jerry Falwell|televangelist]].
Jones runs [[over 9000|a number]] of websites devoted to his war against the [[Jews|elite]], the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to [[basement dwellers|freethinkers]] of the [[tinfoil hat|eclectic]] variety. Subscribers to Infowars self-identify as [[gullible|Infowarriors]]. Being an Infowarrior is an important task that entails dismantling the [[NWO]] by uncritically accepting all Infowars' output, commenting on their videos, and purchasing Infowars' take on homeopathy. Basically it's a way of [[LARP|LARPing]] a secret agent, rebel, holy warrior and renegade badass all in one role. Though [[conservatives|conservatards]] love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of [[W|George Bush]]'s rampant [[faggotry]], any [[moron]] who actually bothers to read his articles would know that [[YHBT|he's just as bad, if not worse]] than the people he so heroically stands against, because he's actually a [[fail|conservative]]. He's supposedly what's called a [[Dinosaur|"paleoconservative"]], which is supposed to be the opposite of a [[Neocon|neoconservative]]. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a [[Jerry Falwell|televangelist]].
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Image:Joker_Jones.jpg|Why so [[insane|batshit?]]
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Revision as of 00:20, 7 September 2018

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