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An Assault rifle is a [[Lolwut?|fully semi-automatic]] [[sarcasm|a device of mass destruction]] used by [[an heroes]] such as [[Nikolas Cruz]] to pwn all of the bullies at school. All assault rifles are either black or brown (kind of like [[Nigga]]s)  
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[[File:Evil Assault rifle.png|thumb|A typical assault rifle about to commit mass murder.]]
Obviously all assault rifles should be [[Permabanned IRL]] becuase it is clear to all who are not [[Conservatard|Conservatards]] that assault rifles are just too scary looking to exist in society. Anyone who owns an assault rifle is [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|obviously planning on shooting up a gay night club full of faggots]]
An '''Assault rifle''' is a [[Lolwut?|fully semi-automatic]] [[sarcasm|a device of mass destruction]] used by [[an heroes]] such as [[Nikolas Cruz]] to pwn all of the bullies at school. All assault rifles are either black or brown (kind of like [[Nigga]]s)  
                                                       
Obviously all assault rifles should be [[Permabanned IRL]] becuase it is clear to all who are not [[Conservatard|Conservatards]] that assault rifles are just too scary looking to exist in society. Anyone who owns an assault rifle is [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|obviously planning on shooting up a gay night club full of faggots]].
 
==See also==
*[[Charlton Heston]]
*[[Guns]]
 
{{Gun control}}

Revision as of 06:54, 28 September 2018

File:Evil Assault rifle.png
A typical assault rifle about to commit mass murder.

An Assault rifle is a fully semi-automatic a device of mass destruction used by an heroes such as Nikolas Cruz to pwn all of the bullies at school. All assault rifles are either black or brown (kind of like Niggas)

Obviously all assault rifles should be Permabanned IRL becuase it is clear to all who are not Conservatards that assault rifles are just too scary looking to exist in society. Anyone who owns an assault rifle is obviously planning on shooting up a gay night club full of faggots.

See also

[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Assault rifle is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik