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*And of course, ''[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|BIG DARK SHLONGS]]'' which are just fire hoses for copious amounts of [[cum|your mother's favorite beverage.]]
*And of course, ''[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|BIG DARK SHLONGS]]'' which are just fire hoses for copious amounts of [[cum|your mother's favorite beverage.]]
* [[Guro]] Dem Japs love their gore and [[necrophilia]] as much as their sandnigger socks.
* [[Guro]] Dem Japs love their gore and [[necrophilia]] as much as their sandnigger socks.
* [[Censorship|Mosiacs]] (unless decensored by "barbarians")


==Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison==
==Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison==

Revision as of 21:16, 26 October 2012

Just an average plunging the shit out of someone

Hentai is anime-styled porn. It can vary from a simple image of a young woman playing with herself, to newborn baby hanging upside down with his anus stretched to the width of a dinner plate as several men pour cum into his rectum, filling his intestines up to the very top. The more extreme hentai is, the Japan makes of it. Guro (though one of Japan's top two fetishes) is usually considered to be the absolute limit of extreme hentai, to the point where it has its own article for those who are into that shit.

Characteristics

The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:

  • A girl with unnaturally huge tits and a big ass, and are often virgins.
  • Tentacles (Not as common as people think, but Japan is still fucked up for thinking of it)
  • BDSM
  • All of them underage girls
  • Zettai ryouiki, or simply "stockings" (or more accurately "Sandnigger socks"), is the most fucking overrated. Dem sandnigger japs love their legs covered. In fact they hate bare legs so much they made it law that any girl that doesn't wear hosiery (or artist who doesn't draw hosiery) will be killed on the spot. Bare legs are considered obscenity and blasphemy of the highest level to the japs. They're like Muslims only they want the legs covered.
  • And of course, BIG DARK SHLONGS which are just fire hoses for copious amounts of your mother's favorite beverage.
  • Guro Dem Japs love their gore and necrophilia as much as their sandnigger socks.
  • Mosiacs (unless decensored by "barbarians")

Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison

Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.

  • In a hentai, the girl is almost always a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour in the spectrum, but commenting on said unusual hair colour is almost nonexistant. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny bug eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons which never sag. This is a stark contrast to irl, where Asian girls are skanky whores who have disgusting bodies averaging a mere 5'2" tall, with thin, greasy hair, small assymetrical tits (generally one innie nipple and one outie), untamed pubic hair which looks like it's never seen soap, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
  • Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your upper arm, not to mention a bishie-like face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.

The "Deed" of Hentai uncovered

  • During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, over 9000 times without becoming utterly exhausted like ALL MEN do in reality. The woman, who sounds like she is getting raped regardless of who she's fucking, never shuts up. The deed itself lasts for around a minute.
  • Tentacle Rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations. In the first, the tentacles belong to a fucking ugly monster which appears before the girl who's blatently asking for it. In the second variation, there is no monster: tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begin to rape the girl. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it and may or may not ejaculate half of the Pacific Ocean into her uterus.
  • Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape.
  • The girls always wear their sandnigger socks, regardless of the situation.
  • Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily fuck his own mother.

This is the essence of Hentai.

Hentai hypothesis

Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to cartoons depicting bug-eyed cute, firm-bodied pre-teens getting fucked. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting gangbanged in a hentai porn.

It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.

Genres

Warning!
Click on the name for a description

Also known as bondage. It just wouldn't be Hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in a humanly impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous bukakeing she's about to get.

Examples

Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.

Examples
  • Of course a piece of slime is going to fuck a cat
    Of course a piece of slime is going to fuck a cat

Futanari, sometimes shortened to "Futa", is basically a dickgirl. Said dickgirls are usually age 17-20, and some may be born with or without one. If without one, she notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her clitoris has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge and begins jerking it off uncontrollably.

Examples
  • Almost as weird as shitting dick nipples.
    Almost as weird as shitting dick nipples.
  • For the little bit MOAR wrong: clit-dick-2-in-one.
    For the little bit MOAR wrong: clit-dick-2-in-one.
  • A sub-genre, lolis with dicks.
    A sub-genre, lolis with dicks.
  • How could we leave Bible Black out?
    How could we leave Bible Black out?

Yaoi basically just means "gay love". Said stories involve men porking each other in the anus and sucking each other off.

Examples:
  • Yaoi, aka boyslove/BL
    Yaoi, aka boyslove/BL
  • Moar yaoi
    Moar yaoi
  • Even moar yaoi
    Even moar yaoi
  • Bara, hentai á la Tom of Finland.
    Bara, hentai á la Tom of Finland.

Vanilla is that one pussy genre that everybody likes because it features a male and a female lead character fucking and "falling in love". BAWWWWW!! Serious Vanillaphiles, affectionately known as "vanillafags", hate Netorare and will rage whenever they're in view of one.

Examples

Netorare, often shortened to NTR, is the genre that Vanillafags hate the most. It's the act of seducing someone away from their partner.

Examples

There is no "textbook definition" of guro because it's short for "grotesque"/"gore" which could mean anything. But the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing or decapitating naked animu girls, usually by means of big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. Everyone of Japanese origin has fapped to guro, as it is the nation's top fetish along with sandnigger socks. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for you, the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie. For more guro, visit [gurochan]

Examples:
  • What crosses most folk's minds when they view Guro is: "How the FUCK would she still be alive???"
    What crosses most folk's minds when they view Guro is: "How the FUCK would she still be alive???"
  • GURO DESU!
    GURO DESU!

One of the largest hentai genres ever, because it's something you can never hope to achieve. It basically just means that lots and lots of hot 16 year old virgin schoolgirls with tits the size of basketballs constantly want to fuck the shy introverted 13 year old boy, despite lacking any real personality.

Examples:
  • He fucking wishes!
    He fucking wishes!
  • Shinji fucking wishes!
    Shinji fucking wishes!
  • She fucking wishes!
    She fucking wishes!

Also affectionately known as "WINcest". Basically family members fucking other family members. Step-sibling and Cousin sex still count as Incest.

Examples

Basically "Lesbian love" and it's exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring each other like mad.

Examples

The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, Kancho is Japan's equivalent of kissing. Having the girl shit on your fingers is the girl's way of reciprocating.

Examples

No comment.

Examples

Anything involving tentacles, whether it involves rape or not. But most usually does. It's a tradition in Japan, since censorship laws prohibit the showing of pubes and the male penis, hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious lulz. Tentacle porn has a long history in Japanese art. You can bet that Cthulhu has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Remember: Love is a warm tentacle.

Examples

Toddlercon is for those Michael Jacksons out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's vagina. Babyfuck is awwwwwright though.

Examples: Are under the investigation of the Party Van. You can help by googling up some pictures, or shooting up some Police irl

It's hentai child porn starring girls aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble shota, if it wasn't for the inwards dick, long hair and big shiny eyes.

Examples:

Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys.

Examples:
  • One for the furries...
    One for the furries...

They're finally grown up and now legal to pummel vaginas. Too bad they'd rather bang another guy's anus. Usually drawn to look like gay twinks.

examples
  • Kawaii. ^____^
    Kawaii. ^____^

Same as Yaoi, but features teenage girls having wild sex with each other.

Examples
  • Notice that only the females are censored. This is due to Japan's obsession with teh cock.
    Notice that only the females are censored. This is due to Japan's obsession with teh cock.

See main article.

Examples:
Exhibit A

Galleries

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  • Rape is as normal as hentai gets
    Rape is as normal as hentai gets
  • Every nerd's wet dream...
    Every nerd's wet dream...
  • J-J-JAM IT IN!
    J-J-JAM IT IN!
  • Always use a condom on your tentacles when you go around raeping!
    Always use a condom on your tentacles when you go around raeping!
  • Notice the tentacles emerging from the back of her head - someone is about to get fucking raped.
    Notice the tentacles emerging from the back of her head - someone is about to get fucking raped.
  • Even animals love hentai.
    Even animals love hentai.
  • Some live-action tentacle porn.
    Some live-action tentacle porn.
  • Operating systems have boobs.
    Operating systems have boobs.
  • Not even Jenny is safe
    Not even Jenny is safe
  • See also slut
    See also slut
  • Cephalopods can be quite sensual.
    Cephalopods can be quite sensual.
  • HELLS YEAH!!!!1111!!11! Also known as the Manchester Transfer, which goes on forever and ever.
    HELLS YEAH!!!!1111!!11! Also known as the Manchester Transfer, which goes on forever and ever.
  • Hentai is also used to advertise this hentai is shit due to lack of pusseh tetteh or tenticle.
    Hentai is also used to advertise this hentai is shit due to lack of pusseh tetteh or tenticle.
  • Total fail, and another example of you're doing it wrong.
    Total fail, and another example of you're doing it wrong.
  • Targeted audience.
    Targeted audience.
  • COMMAND AND FUCKHER.
    COMMAND AND FUCKHER.
  • Vaginas aren't always needed.
    Vaginas aren't always needed.
  • HAHA Buttsex
    HAHA Buttsex
  • Horsesex
    Horsesex
  • Without the black line, this is illegal in Japan.
    Without the black line, this is illegal in Japan.
  • Mommy, can we keep it?
    Mommy, can we keep it?


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See also

External links

Hentai is part of a series on 日本国


Typical Japanese People.　日本人
Filthy Frank • Hard Gay • Mutsuo Toi • Otoya Yamaguchi • Satoshi Uematsu • Shoko Asahara

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Typical Japanese Culture.　日本の人文

2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro


Typical Japanese Porn.　日本の猥本
Bukkake • Guro • Harem Comedy • Hentai • Lolicon • Pantyshot • Shotacon • Yaoi • Yuri

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