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'''Kobidobidog''' AKA Jonathan P Hughes is a [[old|54-year-old]] [[furry]]-[[zoophile]] from [[YouTube]] who [[trying too hard|tries to justify]] [[beastiality]] through using the [[Christianity|Bible]]. He claims animals can consent, like [[dalhusky]]. [[Captain Obvious|Of course]], the [[Bible]] says the exact opposite of what he says, as it says that [[bestiality]] is an [[Dalhusky|abomination]], and whoever commits it should be banned from IRL. The religious faggot was born on February 15, 1956 (according to his Facebook [http://www.facebook.com/Artiewhitefox?sk=wall]). | '''Kobidobidog''' AKA Jonathan P Hughes is a [[old|54-year-old]] [[furry]]-[[zoophile]] from [[YouTube]] who [[trying too hard|tries to justify]] [[beastiality]] through using the [[Christianity|Bible]]. He claims animals can consent, like [[dalhusky]]. [[Captain Obvious|Of course]], the [[Bible]] says the exact opposite of what he says, as it says that [[bestiality]] is an [[Dalhusky|abomination]], and whoever commits it should be banned from IRL. The religious faggot was born on February 15, 1956 (according to his Facebook [http://www.facebook.com/Artiewhitefox?sk=wall]). | ||
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|Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.|Exodous 22:19 | |Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.|Exodous 22:19 | ||
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==Kobidobidog: The [[Priest]]== | ==Kobidobidog: The [[Priest]]== | ||
[[Image:Whatyoushoulddo.png|thumb|Appropriate Response To Offend Kobidobidog.]] | <!-- [[Image:Whatyoushoulddo.png|thumb|Appropriate Response To Offend Kobidobidog.]] --> | ||
Kobidobidog considers himself to be an [[Spider expert|authority]] on Christianity. Any attempt to reason with him will be met with a bunch of figurative language about [[zoophilia]] being [[AWWRIGHT|okay]] in God's eyes and tells you that an animal can give consent, quoting the [[Bible]] in [[fallacious reasoning|attempt to back up his claims]]. When given proof that he is wrong and the bible says the exact opposite, he uses [[Intellectual Checkmate|circular logic]], and calls you a [[Satan|devil]], and [[no|tells you to try beastiality]]. His entire world view is essentially based on big-leap interpretations of obscure passages in the Bible, while actually ignoring the passages which ''specifically'' speak against bestiality. He also doesn't realize that most other furverts [[Cid Silverwing|hate god with a passion]]. | Kobidobidog considers himself to be an [[Spider expert|authority]] on Christianity. Any attempt to reason with him will be met with a bunch of figurative language about [[zoophilia]] being [[AWWRIGHT|okay]] in God's eyes and tells you that an animal can give consent, quoting the [[Bible]] in [[fallacious reasoning|attempt to back up his claims]]. When given proof that he is wrong and the bible says the exact opposite, he uses [[Intellectual Checkmate|circular logic]], and calls you a [[Satan|devil]], and [[no|tells you to try beastiality]]. His entire world view is essentially based on big-leap interpretations of obscure passages in the Bible, while actually ignoring the passages which ''specifically'' speak against bestiality. He also doesn't realize that most other furverts [[Cid Silverwing|hate god with a passion]]. | ||
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Kobidobidog is the <s>king</s> [[god]] of the [[fursecution]] complex - he genuinely believes that [[trolls]] are evil oppressors who must see the light and [[sick fuck|learn to accept their zoophile brothers]], when really trolls are simply [[tool]]s of [[Satan]] who must be redeemed.<br/>Despite having a [[goatse|very relaxed]] attitude to sex (i.e. if it fits over your dick, you can fuck it), and proclaiming that hate and intolerance are [[money|the root of all evil]] and suffering, Kobidobidog [[hypocrite|hates trolls]], and will damn anyone who dares to suggest that his penis doesn't belong in Kobi's ass to Hell. | Kobidobidog is the <s>king</s> [[god]] of the [[fursecution]] complex - he genuinely believes that [[trolls]] are evil oppressors who must see the light and [[sick fuck|learn to accept their zoophile brothers]], when really trolls are simply [[tool]]s of [[Satan]] who must be redeemed.<br/>Despite having a [[goatse|very relaxed]] attitude to sex (i.e. if it fits over your dick, you can fuck it), and proclaiming that hate and intolerance are [[money|the root of all evil]] and suffering, Kobidobidog [[hypocrite|hates trolls]], and will damn anyone who dares to suggest that his penis doesn't belong in Kobi's ass to Hell. | ||
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Image:Kobido trolls 1.PNG|If you don't support dog-fucking, you are a [[terrorist]]! | Image:Kobido trolls 1.PNG|If you don't support dog-fucking, you are a [[terrorist]]! | ||
Image:Kobido trolls 2.PNG|That "Trolls are tools of [[Satan]]" remark was not a joke ... | Image:Kobido trolls 2.PNG|That "Trolls are tools of [[Satan]]" remark was not a joke ... | ||
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Image:Kobidobidibowat.png|Responsible dog fucking. | Image:Kobidobidibowat.png|Responsible dog fucking. | ||
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==[[Drama]]== | ==[[Drama]]== | ||
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File:Kobidbidog cures all.PNG|It can also cure [[autism]], Parkinsons, tourettes syndrome ... | File:Kobidbidog cures all.PNG|It can also cure [[autism]], Parkinsons, tourettes syndrome ... | ||
File:Kobidbidog socery.PNG|Why the obsession with chiropractors? Because drugs are the work of witches and warlocks! | File:Kobidbidog socery.PNG|Why the obsession with chiropractors? Because drugs are the work of witches and warlocks! | ||
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Image:Someonhadtosayit.png|Response to Kobi's "Only beastality can cure!" | Image:Someonhadtosayit.png|Response to Kobi's "Only beastality can cure!" | ||
Image:Someonhadtosayit2.png | Image:Someonhadtosayit2.png | ||
</gallery>}}{{Clear}} | </gallery>}}{{Clear}} --> | ||
=== Fursona Drama === | === Fursona Drama === | ||
[[Image:35ck11y.jpg.png|thumb|300px|God won't take that kindly.]] | <!-- [[Image:35ck11y.jpg.png|thumb|300px|God won't take that kindly.]] --> | ||
[[Last Thursday|Not too long ago]], some idiot [[faggot]] thought it would be [[funny]] to create [http://www.youtube.com/user/kobidobidoq a fake kobidobidog] on [[YouTube]], attempting to impersonate him in order to cause confusion. However, using Kobidobidog's fursona as his background and uploading a video of his fursona, Kobi got angry and threatened that he will [[The Rapture|use God to punish him]] for [[DMCA|violating copyright laws]]. This account also has his suspected [[dox]]. | [[Last Thursday|Not too long ago]], some idiot [[faggot]] thought it would be [[funny]] to create [http://www.youtube.com/user/kobidobidoq a fake kobidobidog] on [[YouTube]], attempting to impersonate him in order to cause confusion. However, using Kobidobidog's fursona as his background and uploading a video of his fursona, Kobi got angry and threatened that he will [[The Rapture|use God to punish him]] for [[DMCA|violating copyright laws]]. This account also has his suspected [[dox]]. | ||
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Some time [[last Thursday]], a YouTube [[troll|superhero]] managed to find Kobi's dox. | Some time [[last Thursday]], a YouTube [[troll|superhero]] managed to find Kobi's dox. | ||
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Image:Kodihouse.jpg|Single Family Residence, 2 Bed, 2 Bath, 1401 Sq. Ft | Image:Kodihouse.jpg|Single Family Residence, 2 Bed, 2 Bath, 1401 Sq. Ft | ||
File:Kobidobidog dox.PNG|State Area code of phone #: Confirmed. | File:Kobidobidog dox.PNG|State Area code of phone #: Confirmed. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] |
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Kobidobidog AKA Jonathan P Hughes is a 54-year-old furry-zoophile from YouTube who tries to justify beastiality through using the Bible. He claims animals can consent, like dalhusky. Of course, the Bible says the exact opposite of what he says, as it says that bestiality is an abomination, and whoever commits it should be banned from IRL. The religious faggot was born on February 15, 1956 (according to his Facebook [1]).
—Exodous 22:19 |
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Kobidobidog: The Priest
Kobidobidog considers himself to be an authority on Christianity. Any attempt to reason with him will be met with a bunch of figurative language about zoophilia being okay in God's eyes and tells you that an animal can give consent, quoting the Bible in attempt to back up his claims. When given proof that he is wrong and the bible says the exact opposite, he uses circular logic, and calls you a devil, and tells you to try beastiality. His entire world view is essentially based on big-leap interpretations of obscure passages in the Bible, while actually ignoring the passages which specifically speak against bestiality. He also doesn't realize that most other furverts hate god with a passion.
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RAPING A DOG IS JUST SEX
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His wonderful views on law.
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There's a 52 year old man under that.
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answer: a 52 year old man's penis.
Kobidobidog: On Pedophilia
It should come to noone's surprise that Kobidobidog is also a supporter of kiddie-fucking. When asked about his opinion on pedophilia, Kobi responded with the following:
—Being a Pedophile makes you Jesus. |
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Woe to Thee O Trolls!
—Not having sympathy for a puppy rapist's sexual desires is a crime against the animal, as neutering them to control their population is too. Instead, Neuter Me!!!1 Oh. Wait ... |
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Kobidobidog is the king god of the fursecution complex - he genuinely believes that trolls are evil oppressors who must see the light and learn to accept their zoophile brothers, when really trolls are simply tools of Satan who must be redeemed.
Despite having a very relaxed attitude to sex (i.e. if it fits over your dick, you can fuck it), and proclaiming that hate and intolerance are the root of all evil and suffering, Kobidobidog hates trolls, and will damn anyone who dares to suggest that his penis doesn't belong in Kobi's ass to Hell.
Drama
Medical
Curiously, Kobidobidog believes upper cervical chiropracty can cure anything - literally absolutely anything, including:
Interestingly however it cannot cure AIDS Why? Because AIDS does not exist.
Fursona Drama
Not too long ago, some idiot faggot thought it would be funny to create a fake kobidobidog on YouTube, attempting to impersonate him in order to cause confusion. However, using Kobidobidog's fursona as his background and uploading a video of his fursona, Kobi got angry and threatened that he will use God to punish him for violating copyright laws. This account also has his suspected dox.
Kobidobidog Quotes
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—Translated: Fuck a dog, go to heaven for it. |
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External Links
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