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Wow, honestly, just like with Brazilians, Latinos who speak Spanish also committed shootings, sometimes in random places and schools. Today we're going to talk about the biggest Latino losers who speak Spanish, not just Latin Americans, Spain joins the gang and Equatorial Guinea too! | Wow, honestly, just like with Brazilians, Latinos who speak Spanish also committed shootings, sometimes in random places and schools. Today we're going to talk about the biggest Latino losers who speak Spanish, not just Latin Americans, Spain joins the gang and Equatorial Guinea too! | ||
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=== Where are you going Paulino? [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]=== | |||
On women's day (March 8), 1989, a Galician harvester, Paulino Fernández Vázquez, armed with a butchery knife, attacked his neighbour, wounding them before he began the killing spree at Chantada, a small town in Galicia. He had disputes with the neighbour's family because of the terrains and he, pissed off, after they noticed, slashed and pierced them, killing 4 of them, before he encountered another neighbour and slashed him, wounding him. Paulino, when he was going back to Surribas, hacked 7 neighbours, 3 of them killed, one of them died due to the injuries 20 days later and the 4 others wounded. Paulino, cornered by the civil guard, does like [[Chris Dorner]] and burns a random house, after he evacuated the owner family, [[an hero|an heroing]]. | |||
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=== [[High Score/Loserinfo A#Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo|The most important thing is the family]][[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] === | === [[High Score/Loserinfo A#Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo|The most important thing is the family]][[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] === | ||
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===Knifing down the teacher[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]=== | ===Knifing down the teacher[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]=== | ||
Gastón, a 15-year-old student, was failed by his physics teacher. Maritza Prezzolli, 42, took a knife from her backpack and stabbed him several times. Maritza died in the hospital. | Gastón, a 15-year-old student, was failed by his physics teacher. Maritza Prezzolli, 42, took a knife from her backpack and stabbed him several times. Maritza died in the hospital. | ||
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=== [[High Score/Loserinfo_R#Rafael Solich|2 cool 4 school]][[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]=== | |||
[[File:Rafael Solich young.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Im aryan, my surnames says it, believe me]] | |||
On September 28, 2004, a 15-year-old argentinian [[satanist]], [[schizo]], [[nazi]] and [[columbiner]] boy, Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich, went to school with a Browning Pistol, property from his navy recruit daddy and for his martyrs and for [[Hitler]], started his shooting after the teacher had a emergency call. He stood up and positioned himself near the blackboard, to have a better shooting angle and began to massacre, killing 3 classmates who ridiculed him for being such an [[spic|aryan]] and wounded 5 before he exited the class, reloaded his hand-held rapist and failed to hit some newsstand owner. Then, his bestie disarms Rafael and he began crying on tears, like a pussy. [[Max Porta|Does this part sound familiar to you?]] He was V&, interviewed but he, being a minor, was a later acquitted of all charges. Rafael was sent to a psychiatrist to determine if he was schizophrenic or just a faggot. Rafael currently spends his days as an unemployed [[NEET]], profiting like a rat from the Argentine government's unemployment benefits. | |||
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=== The unknown ones [[File:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]] === | |||
On March 12, 2007, in Guatemala City, Guatemala, Oscar Berger, the the guatemala's president and the notorious murican president [[George Bush]] where meeting at the national palace. That same day, Víctor Batres Castañeda and his cousin Edgar Batres both 17-years-old, where shot and killed by unknown people when they were chatting in his car, parked near the Liceo Javier, which rarely was the school where the president studied. | |||
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=== [[Max Porta|Meet Max]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]] === | |||
[[File:Max_porta.png|thumb|left|200px|And he's currently the 1st place in Dagoland school high score]] | |||
On April 20th, 2015, '''Max Porta C.''', a [[13-year-old boy]] a student at the IES Joan Fuster in Barcelona, decided to imitate his [[Columbine|martyrs]] with a cheap but elegant crossbow, a dagger and a Molotov Cocktail. He was kicked by his teacher and then he decided it was the time to sperg out, pwning Abel Martínez, a teacher who was first shot and then mortally stabbed by Max before he entered a nearby class. There, he shot and stabbed Asun, the castilian-language teacher, slightly wounding her, her daughter in the thighs and one of his friends before he left the room. Max stumbled in the hallway a teacher and shot her with the crossbow, injuring her before he went to the bathroom to prepare the molotov, but he was subdued by his P.E. teacher David Jurado, before Max cried like a pussy. Max and his family weren't charged and they are currently free. | |||
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Wow, honestly, just like with Brazilians, Latinos who speak Spanish also committed shootings, sometimes in random places and schools. Today we're going to talk about the biggest Latino losers who speak Spanish, not just Latin Americans, Spain joins the gang and Equatorial Guinea too!
But today we will only talk about the most important shootings in Latin history, not all of them, okay, idiot.
list of murderers in Spaniards/Latinos throughout history
26-year-old José, who had recently diagnosed with spinal tuberculosis and was rejected and bullied by his hometown for using this as an excuse to not go to work, decides to go on a killing spree on May 21st, 1928 with an axe and a double barrel shotgun, used for hunting, by first pwning 8 kiddies in a haystack in a stone cabin, somewhere near the town. After that, he began his shooting spree in the town, pwning 2 villagers off and leaving 2 others with wounds. José, who was obviously somewhat playful, decided to play hide-and-seek with the police for almost a week (the game lasts 6 days). He decided to go to the woods of his Minecraft village and stayed there. On May 27th, a lieutenant of the Spanish Civil Guard caught him in the middle of a nap in an oat field in, probably Montblanch, according to the records, and shot him in the eye, which knocked out his brains. He died while dreaming of being a Spanish champion, which he was.
the first school shooting in Latin America
In fucking Colombia, in 1954, the first and most boring (for not being a student) Latin American event took place. Colombia Battalion and National Police decided to get rid of the protesters at the Universidad Nacional in Bogotá, leaving 11 students plus a random passerby killed and 41 wounded, 39 by bullets and 2 mutilated.
Masacre de Tlatelolco
The first massacre in a school in Mexico before Spain, in 1968. Sadly, the perpetrator wasn't a student or even a staff member, but was the corrupt government of Mexikong which did this.
Campo, a true gentleman, greeted the waiters and ordered some spaghetti. Being a rampant alcoholic, Campo ordered a bunch of wine and vodka and hung around the bar for most of his time. He paid his bill then stood up and opened fire. He shot 32 people, getting 20 kills. Campo, a moralfag, promised to not kill any kids, but ended up doing it anyway. The cops showed up 10 minutes later, but Campo held them off for at least 100 years. Unfortunately, the piggies shot Campo in the face while he was reloading, ending his glorious spree. However, since Campo only had a revolver, and some people were found to have been killed by an Uzi, many of the dead are alleged to have been killed by police in the crossfire.
Where are you going Paulino? 
On women's day (March 8), 1989, a Galician harvester, Paulino Fernández Vázquez, armed with a butchery knife, attacked his neighbour, wounding them before he began the killing spree at Chantada, a small town in Galicia. He had disputes with the neighbour's family because of the terrains and he, pissed off, after they noticed, slashed and pierced them, killing 4 of them, before he encountered another neighbour and slashed him, wounding him. Paulino, when he was going back to Surribas, hacked 7 neighbours, 3 of them killed, one of them died due to the injuries 20 days later and the 4 others wounded. Paulino, cornered by the civil guard, does like Chris Dorner and burns a random house, after he evacuated the owner family, an heroing.
1990: Two brothers, Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo, who were so fucking mad after the member of the enemy family, Antonio Cabanillas, crisp burnt their mother to death after his brother, Jerónimo, killed one of the enemies by stabbing, decides to end the war forever with a lulzy massacre, using 2 pump-action shotguns they used before to hunt turtle doves. After arriving in Puerto Hurraco, a shithole in the spooky scary Extremadura, they decide to Move Halloween forward to August 26th and began shooting at the Cabanillas family home, who were unarmed for this case and both bros got 4 kills to start the killing spree. Then, they shot a some baby stroller and a "Guardia Civil" car before they began the massacre, shooting at anything that could move, ending with 5 more NPC down and 12 wounded before they decided to play some hide an seek. Antonio was quickly catched in 1 day at the morning and Emilio, who was at least more pro than his older brother, was found a couple of hours later and both V& and sentenced to 684 years in prison being this one of the longest prison terms ever give to a criminal. In 2006, Emilio, the older, died from a heart attack at prison while the youngest, Antonio, decided to an hero in prison by hang... ack! himself with a pair of blankets.
Juan Medina Gordillo, was a 53-year-old stalker who was stalking his 23-year-old crush, neighbour and loli (due to his age compared to her age), María del Carmen Delgado Juez. On April 8, 1995, he was reported at police for being such a creep with her and for menacing her, his boyfriend and the jury that convicted him. He also menaced the boyfriend of his wanted loli with a toy pistol, being this a warning signal for the lulzfest.
On November 27th, 1996, after he was hearing the claps from María's ass who was being fucked, he decides that there is not returning point and instead of joining to make a trio, which this would lead him in his V&, he grabs a double barrel shotgun, like an average spaniard hunter and... *Knock* *Knock*... Who's there?... Juan... *Opens door* Juan wha- *BOOM* (Headshot). Juan shot her and killed her and his two brothers in her apartment while his boyfriend hid because he knew that the ass clapping from Maria where too loud and caused Juan to piss off. Juan evades his 2 star by going to San Millán de Lara, where María's mom lived and did the same joke to her. He also killed an unidentified friend of her and his mother-in-law before he went to the range to hunt down his son-in-law, but failed and went back town to an hero via shotgun mouthwash, obviously dying.
In December 17, 1999, in Valparaíso, Chile, Teacher Iván Arancibia Navarro, who was pissed off on his dismissal because his classes where too dangerous, activates the Columbine Copycat spell and enters the school where he was fired , with his 3-year-old daughter, Tamara and gives the principal a gift. What it was? Bang! a crappy pistol that shot and killed him in the head along with his daughter. What a faggot! Why did you kill your daughter? Anyways, Ivan then entered a second school and then he shot dead the principal too in his head but when he tried to an hero via .32 mouthwash, he failed and survived with only a blind eye.
In 2011, after realizing that killing your daughter was a bad decision and being Chile's best high score in a school, he, while he was in his parents home, ties a bag in his head and suffocates himself to death, finally reaching an hero 12 years later.
Pantriste
A fat loser and student named Javier Romero, 19, fed up with being nicknamed "Pantriste" by his classmates, waited for the class to end, pulled a .22 caliber revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. The assailant was declared not responsible for the crime and admitted to a psychiatric hospital.
Knifing down the teacher
Gastón, a 15-year-old student, was failed by his physics teacher. Maritza Prezzolli, 42, took a knife from her backpack and stabbed him several times. Maritza died in the hospital.
On September 28, 2004, a 15-year-old argentinian satanist, schizo, nazi and columbiner boy, Rafael "Juniors" Solich, went to school with a Browning Pistol, property from his navy recruit daddy and for his martyrs and for Hitler, started his shooting after the teacher had a emergency call. He stood up and positioned himself near the blackboard, to have a better shooting angle and began to massacre, killing 3 classmates who ridiculed him for being such an aryan and wounded 5 before he exited the class, reloaded his hand-held rapist and failed to hit some newsstand owner. Then, his bestie disarms Rafael and he began crying on tears, like a pussy. Does this part sound familiar to you? He was V&, interviewed but he, being a minor, was a later acquitted of all charges. Rafael was sent to a psychiatrist to determine if he was schizophrenic or just a faggot. Rafael currently spends his days as an unemployed NEET, profiting like a rat from the Argentine government's unemployment benefits.
The unknown ones 
On March 12, 2007, in Guatemala City, Guatemala, Oscar Berger, the the guatemala's president and the notorious murican president George Bush where meeting at the national palace. That same day, Víctor Batres Castañeda and his cousin Edgar Batres both 17-years-old, where shot and killed by unknown people when they were chatting in his car, parked near the Liceo Javier, which rarely was the school where the president studied.
On April 20th, 2015, Max Porta C., a 13-year-old boy a student at the IES Joan Fuster in Barcelona, decided to imitate his martyrs with a cheap but elegant crossbow, a dagger and a Molotov Cocktail. He was kicked by his teacher and then he decided it was the time to sperg out, pwning Abel Martínez, a teacher who was first shot and then mortally stabbed by Max before he entered a nearby class. There, he shot and stabbed Asun, the castilian-language teacher, slightly wounding her, her daughter in the thighs and one of his friends before he left the room. Max stumbled in the hallway a teacher and shot her with the crossbow, injuring her before he went to the bathroom to prepare the molotov, but he was subdued by his P.E. teacher David Jurado, before Max cried like a pussy. Max and his family weren't charged and they are currently free.