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Richard Bertrand Spencer is a beta cuck soyboy Hitler wannabe with yellow fever whose biggest claim to fame is being the founder of the Alt-right. Richard advocates for "the creation of a White Ethno-State on the North American continent", a crackpot "ideal" that he has regarded as a "reconstitution of the Roman Empire" despite the fact that sand and real niggers had Roman citizenship Like the rest of the Altistic right, Richie does absolutely nothing but re-hash the same old same old shit about how minorities, gays, womenz and people who don't bow down before the awesome might of the God Emperor the Establishment are stealing the good land of America from good ol' straight white folk like them! The alt right's essentially the white version of the we wuz kangs movement and we have none other than Richie Rich to blame for it.
Despite constantly doing Nazi-er-"Roman" salutes, directly quoting Nazi propaganda, and oh yeah, straight up being a fucking neo-Nazi, Richard constantly yammers on and on on about how he and his cronies totally aren't Neo-nazis but "white nationalists" trying to protect European "white identity" from white genocide or some other deluded horseshit.
Spencer is constantly profiled by the mainstream media. They see him as a useful idiot that brings discredit on racism, a totally rationally justified worldview that will remain unappealing so long as it is associated with Spencer and his personal army of fedora wearing neckbeards, un-fuckable fatties and other wimpy faggots.
Due to his recent shilling for the globalist establishment (under the deluded idea that it's truly the based position), he was a darling of the liberal media for a hot minute. It was the opportunity the right needed to finally cut him loose.
What have I missed? Plagiarism was 2 days ago • Chuck Norris was 4 days ago • Fishtank Live was 6 days ago
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Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible.
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- ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
- ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
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