No More Deaths

File:DeadMexicanLogo.jpg

Yes, that is a dead Mexican under a cactus. Yes, that is their official logo.

No More Deaths (Mexicanese: No Más Muertes) is a criminal organization that was founded in 2004 in Tucson, Arizona, with the intention of providing material support to illegal immigrants along America's southern border. It was founded by local religious leaders Bishop Gerald Frederick Kicanas, Reverend John Fife and The Jews^✡ because they all believed that way too many dumb Mexicans had been dying in the Sonoran Desert while trying to illegally enter the Jewnited States. The organization is mostly comprised of bleeding heart carpet munchers who are fat and ugly and believe that No Human Being is Illegal, borders should not exist, and Donald Trump is literally Hitler.

The criminal activities of No More Deaths typically involve its members going to the southern U.S. border and leaving gallon jugs of water and cans of beans in the hope that thirsty Mexicans like Sanchez and Pedro will randomly stumble upon them in the vast, desert wilderness that connects Burgertown to Tacoville. Naturally, the chances of a dehydrated and starving Mexican actually finding any of this shit are infinitesimally low – and the chance that they'll have actually had the forethought to bring along a goddamn can opener are even lower.

No More Deaths is also notable for being one of the few organizations in history whose logo is literally a dead Mexican waiting to be feasted upon by vultures.

LOL Arrested

File:No more dykes.jpg

The four dykes who were arrested for trespassing on a federal wildlife reserve and littering it with garbage.

Gallery

Moar Deaths Plz About missing Pics

• File:BorderPatrolWaterComic.jpg

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See Also

• Jakelin Caal
• Maria Meza
• No More Heroes - Completely unrelated shit with a similar name.