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—KMartinTV AKA LifeInATent 2: Electric Boogaloo | ||
Kevin Martin (AKA WeatherManKevin AKA No one of importance) is an amateur meteorologist, conman, internet tough guy, faggot who graduated from the special day class at Norco High School in 2002. He is a brother of LifeInATent and a boyfriend of MeganLeeHeart. Despite filming videos out of his basement with MSPaint graphics, he claims to make millions of dollars and has several aides working with him on his weather reports. He has also claimed to work for CNN and Fox News, even though no traces of this exist anywhere. Googling Kevin Martin will you bring you several self made websites promoting his "work" and the other half will be weather forums of Kevin trying to act like a legit weatherman but being laughed out of the internets.
Kevin and Brian both did own a weather website and called themselves the Weather Jerks (More like Weather Jerkoffs, amirite?) which consisted mostly of plagiarism, claims of earthquakes coming to California, predictions of hurricanes during Hurricane season and other assorted bullshit that nobody took seriously. [1] [2] [3]
His "Business"
Kevin "owns" Southern California Weather Authority, a web 1.0 style site that serves to post photos of him. All weather related content is taken from TheWeatherSpace, ANOTHER ghetto website that features poorly written stories, and content rehashed from NASA. Kevin is employed as a meteorologist, meaning he is paid to rip images off of CNN's weather section. The majority of their income is made by begging for money on the internet. Although they claim to not accept advertisers, there are advertisements on the website.
Johnny Depp's long lost brother
Excerpt from Kevin Martin Depp bio:
While most people will call this to be bullshit, to Kevin Martin this is canon; he actually believes him to be family with the rich and famous. Not only he cosplays as Johnny Depp, no, he makes videos on jewtube, signs autographs, appears in public, creates failbook accounts with the name TwinJohnnyDepp (Even though the only thing they have in common is they both wear a hat and have mustaches), unwarranted self-importance at its finest. Egomania has no equal when it comes to this grade A douchebag.
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Taking Down ED
File:Kevinmartin.JPG Last thursday, Kevin discovered, too much butthurt and soreness, that dox were dropped and proceeded with legal action to take down ED. He and the impressive Legal Department from the TheWeatherSpace.com threatened many lawlsuits against ED, all while citing the internet law. As you can plainly see, they have had much effect.
ED's own e-Lawyers got in contact with them in an attempt to calm tempers and avoid many lawlsuits and visits with Honorary Ed Lolington, yet Weatherspace.com's Legal Department and Mr. Kevin Martin thoroughly refused to follow legal protocols and filling the proper butthurt report form. As is required by Law, ED's attorneys at lawls proceeded to disclose all information regarding the subject of taking down ED.
After several hours of negotiation, the Lawyers at TheWeatherSpace.com and Mr Kevin Martin realized the only way was to follow the Internet Law and deliver the proper documentation to our e-lawyers, with the much desired butthurt report.
The grievances hearing took place, presided by his Honorary Ed Lolington. ED's Attorneys at Lalws provided irrefutable evidence that Mr. Martin and his legal team had broke the following laws among many:
- The Australian's Law
- Bloodlent's Law
- The law of dox shock
- Burk's Law
- Law of the Fags
- Grace Saunders Law
- Law Of Unintended Consequences
Honorary Ed Lolington, in the presence of such overwhelming evidence, proceeded to rule in favor of the defendant, awarding over 9000 Internets in punitive damages.
To this day we await for the Appeal.
Taking Down ED 2: Electric Boogaloo
On March 19th, 2013, Kevin Martin made a comeback on his Facebook to threaten not only Encyclopedia Dramatica again with his meaningless threats, but their fundraising links as well. People laugh and mock his stupidity as a result.
Why insult fundraising links? It's the same thing LifeInATent and MeganLeeHeart does best: Stealing more money to shove up their mouths with their fraud, greed, and gluttony.
Butthurt
Taking Down Google
It's War
—Kevin Martin's declaration of war on Encyclopedia Dramatica. | ||
Seeing that the appealing process was taking too long and it was too painstaking, the conman twins decided it was time to ignore the Internet Law and move to more direct action, declaring war against ED. Our defense system moved from DEFCON 3 (Medium readiness in the event of lulz) to DEFCON 1 (Maximum readiness / imminent lulz). Our Editors, sysops, and the executive branch, were put on full alert. Honorary Ed Lollington immediately ordered for both parties to return to the negotiation table and KmartinTV to cease hostilities against the innocent people of Encyclopedia Dramatica or else to face the rage of one thousand overweight basement dwellers
War declaration tl;dw Version
If by God you actually do knock on Kevin's door, he has a dildo aimed right at your ass, that when propelled will rip right into that pretty asshole of yours. Doesn't matter if you're wearing a layer of clothing on your butt, it will rip right through it like Bubba. No matter what gender (or age) you are, he has sexual things that will beat your ass to hell. If somehow you survived being sodomized by the dildo or Brian himself and enter through the front door, you will be greeted by two very fat poodles. They will most likely be starved to the brink of death, forcing them to rip you to shreds for food. There is a very high chance that he doesn't discriminate between an animal and a human being when looking for sex, so we suggest you attack Brian at night, where his dogs are too busy being in bed with him. If somehow you were lucky enough to survive being eaten alive and actually manage to come up the stairs (don't know why you would do that, Brian lives in the basement), you will have fallen into the most diabolical trap man has ever invented: The Titty Twister of Death. Just pray your manboobs don't rip off as it squeezes down on your nipples, twists them, lifts you up, and drops you down with enough force to make ReverendBurn cry! You will be lifted up and dropped down many times, so please make sure you're CP doesn't fall out of your pockets! You will be thrown down the stairs, and you will land in another dildo at the foot of the stairs. Gee, I wonder why Brian Martin has so many dildos lying around his house?
Supporters
Clearly, with supporters as noble as Rootbrian, ED will immediately fall victim to Kevin's wrath.
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The 24h War and Cessation of Hostilities
One day after declaring war against ED, and after continuously refusing to obey the Internet Law, the IC ruled against Kevin Martin and demanded severe pwnage to be served. Subpoenas where sent to all those involved in the War against ED. Anon delivered one by hacking KmartinTV and leaving him the subpoena ordered by Honorary Ed Lollington.
Soon after discovering this video, Kevin Martin, sweating profusely from forehead and anus, proceeded to delete fucking everything in a vain attempt to avoid further damage to his e-peen. But he soon discovered that once something it's on the Internet, it stays on the Internet. White flags are yet to be raised from the side of Kevin Martin but after such astronomical pwnage it's pretty clear he no longer posses a threat to anyone. Most likely he will dwindle into the dark side of the internets and dissapear. One can only wish.
WeatherManKevin's Butthurt Death Threats!
His "Warning" To All Messing With Others
KMartinTV gets terminated
On the 16th of March 2012 Kevin's YouTube account got terminated for violating TOS.
Slapfight With RationalWiki
The Weather Police
—Kevin Martin openly displaying his asshattery. | ||
Apparently, the thoughts of disguising himself as a new security task force about the weather is so important to Kevin Martin that he recently made a new website called the Weather Police (although, Weather Clowns would of been a more proper name, amirite?). By what idiotic terms are translated, these so-called police job is to terrorize and intimidate under-aged and amateur meteorologists for making rudimentary forecasts and reports about the weather occurring in their local area. Kevin perceived this as a way to give himself more spotlight by randomly targeting teenagers and anyone under his age who have an interests in weather to avoid fading into obscurity. Mainly though, the Weather Police have been following up on weather related pages on Facebook and have recently harassed a weather page called the Eastern PA Weather Authority into temporary taking itself down for breaking their hypocritical codes on their official website. The Weather Police had to take down their own official site after being laugh out of the Internet again. Luckily, someone, maybe MeepSheep, archive it for all to see before the deletion and the link can be found here. Even so, his Facebook page, Southern California Weather Authority, and the Weather Police, are still trying to belittle another page that maintains California forecasting. Meanwhile, the Weather Police still keeps on trying to ruin other weather enthusiasts' experience in vain, so that Kevin may redeem himself as a senior meteorologist, not just in California, but around the world (while still making bombastic claims that the sun cause earthquake, now that is very scientific.). Upon failing to made an impression, the Weather Police give up the act and admitted that everything done for the lulz [4]. Deprived of gaining unwarranted attention and having their motive revealed, the Weather Police scoop so low as to deliberately e-begging people to share their page for the sole purpose of getting two million likes in order to achieve instant e-fame. [5] Getting 230 likes is apparently not enough for the so-called Weather Police [6]. So they decide to turn their attention to another weather related page on Facebook called WXeastern and try whatever it takes to get them to submitted to their emotional blackmail, going as far as to masquerading as an member of Anonymous [7]. This only result in the Weather Police again being laugh at and told multiple times to get a life by the weather community. The weather community sane pleads is ignored and the Weather Police try to start their drama with Justin Berk, another weather related page, for the next day only to pussied out within an hour when WXeastern notify ED on the current drama and then went into damage control. Next following day, like what any con men would of done, the Weather Police delete themselves to save face and went back to lurking in the dark corners of the Internet.
Shut Down On Facebook By The Feds?
Quotes
MrRepzion He'll be appearing at Vidcon to kill him. Vidcon staff: take notice.—KMartinTV as TheMindOfKevin | ||
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Dox
- Name: Kevin Douglas Martin
- Wife: Dominica Laspinas Niala Martin
- Hometown: Tunnel Hill, GA
- Current Address: 941 Cimarron Lane. Corona, CA 92879-8232
- Alternatively, he can be found at 472 Ivy Glen Drive Mira Loma, CA 91752
- IP Address: 76.90.69.162
- Telephone: 951-
496-4125427-8672 - Email: [email protected]
See also
- Narcissistic personality disorder
- Twincest
- Internet disease
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- LifeInATent - The brother of WeatherManKevin.
- MeganSpeaks - Also known as MeganLeeHeart, LifeInATent's evil, hypocritical, manipulative
girlfriend.wife.
External Links
Active Links
TwinJohnnyDepp - His Facebook of his cosplay faggotry.- dominica.martin - His wife's Facebook, seemingly mysterious lack of cosplay, despite her being azn.
- swtdn - The new and active Facebook page of Dominica Martin.
- Carolyn Martin - His mom's Facebook.
- David Martin - His 'distant' brother's Facebook page.
SCWXA - 3rd Youtube channel.- TheWeatherSpaceVideo - His crappy channel about weather and space while pretending to be the innocent one.
- SouthCaliWeather - Another of his lame South California weather channels. Currently uses it to white knight his twin brother and Megan's whoring.
- His Godlike Productions profile.
- SCWXA site, not approved by the US Weather Authority - This website needs dongs on the main page URGENTLY!
- More glowing praise for the man's work!
- Kevin Martin has recently been BAWWWWWWWING on the following forum to get his ED page's "hate speech" removed. As if he could actually successfully remove this page lol.
- OhioWeatherAuthority - Same bullshit, different state. Complete with BAWWWWWWWING about how the National Weather Service is keeping him down and bitching about meteorologists calling him out for his warnings.
- Ohio Weather Authority website - This could also use its fair share of dongs.
Terminated links
- KMartinTV - Twinjohnnydepp Youtube channel]. Terminated.
- TheMindOfKevin - 2nd Youtube channel, not available.
- FalseFlagAmerica8675 - His most ludicrous (and the most successful so far) channel about HAARP and the spread of chemtrails being the main causes of strange weather and the US government use it to mind control the good citizens of American—crazy, eh?
- SCWXA - His REAL Facebook!
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