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== He's BAAAAAACK (not really) == | == He's BAAAAAACK (not really) == | ||
None the wiser, Jason returned to the MySpace forums in the form of [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=394941531 Shooster], a 23 year old (same age as Jason) gay | None the wiser, Jason returned to the MySpace forums in the form of [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=394941531 Shooster], a 23 year old (same age as Jason) gay Sailor with the same profile picture as Jason's other [[Conservative|conservatard]] sock puppet accounts. Shooster spat out the same rhetoric that Jason ever did, and loved to cite [[Bullshit|award-winning literature]] from noted [[Lie|philosophers]] such as [[Bill O'Reilly]] and [[Sean Hannity]]. Jason has listed his copies of their books for sale on eBay, price discounted for santorum stains. | ||
Shooster was outed, as well as his other sock puppet accounts such as a bi-curious white supremacist, [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=365463306 Jenna (LOL NAZI)], Heather, a stripper (real original, Jason) who leads the "CSU Long Beach Hedonism Club" (even more original), and [[Americunt|brave serviceman and Marine]] "Moonpie" (Is that really his name? He must be a giant cunt) who always comes to Heather's defense and challenges others forum members to fights (sounds just like Jason). | Shooster was outed, as well as his other sock puppet accounts such as a [[not gay|bi-curious]] white supremacist, [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=365463306 Jenna (LOL NAZI)], Heather, a stripper (real original, Jason) who leads the "CSU Long Beach Hedonism Club" (even more original), and [[Americunt|brave serviceman and Marine]] "Moonpie" (Is that really his name? He [[fact|must be a giant cunt]]) who always comes to Heather's defense and challenges others forum members to fights (sounds just like Jason). | ||
{{Quote|I talk about [[Trolls|leaders]] of the [[Faggotry|conservative cause]] like Jason Aula, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Jim Gilchrist, Duncan Hunter, etc.|Shooster, [[Lie|not Jason Aula but his butt-buddy Jeff Benson]]}} | {{Quote|I talk about [[Trolls|leaders]] of the [[Faggotry|conservative cause]] like Jason Aula, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Jim Gilchrist, Duncan Hunter, etc.|Shooster, [[Lie|not Jason Aula but his butt-buddy Jeff Benson]]}} | ||
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== [[Hypocrisy|Jason Aula's Christian Crusade]] == | == [[Hypocrisy|Jason Aula's Christian Crusade]] == | ||
One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and [[Lulz|prank call his phone]] | One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and [[Lulz|prank call his phone]]; and so, he turned to Christ{{jew}}. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire. | ||
On [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175504/http://www.daily49er.com/news/brother-jed-comes-to-campus-1.842668?firstComment=0 October 23] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175507/http://www.daily49er.com/news/debate-on-8-erupts-1.851063 October 30, 2008], Jason brought [[Christian|Christian evangelical]] blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the [[ | On [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175504/http://www.daily49er.com/news/brother-jed-comes-to-campus-1.842668?firstComment=0 October 23] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713175507/http://www.daily49er.com/news/debate-on-8-erupts-1.851063 October 30, 2008], Jason brought [[Christian|Christian evangelical]] blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the [[Mark_Foley|Democrats the party of gays]], he also trolled [[Almost_raped|rape victims]] by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really [[Asking_for_it|lying attention whores]]. | ||
"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent." | "I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent." | ||
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== Lock up Your <s>Daughters</s> Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥ == | == Lock up Your <s>Daughters</s> Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥ == | ||
Apparently, this ED article has taken quite a toll on Jason. He's been observed on campus looking like a broken man, disheveled with | Apparently, this ED article has taken quite a toll on Jason. He's been observed on campus looking like a broken man, disheveled with dead, sunken eyes like a [[Carson_Daly|malnourished meth whore]]. Many students with the misfortune of sharing a class with him have reported on his quiet, gerbil-like demeanor and carefulness not to draw any attention to himself. Students and professors have also reported on the [[Jenkem|foul stench of shit that radiates from Jason's corner of the room]]. | ||
Recently, a lonely Jason Aula has been using his sockpuppet MySpace profiles to harass forum users he's [[Stalk|seen]] on campus, asking them why they didn't say hi to him. Also, as of | Recently, a lonely Jason Aula has been using his sockpuppet MySpace profiles to harass forum users he's [[Stalk|seen]] on campus, asking them why they didn't say hi to him. Also, as of late, campus security has been on high alert following reports that a depraved man has chased and attempted to fondle several students walking to their cars at night on campus. Coincidence? I think not! | ||
== Pathetic Jason Aula writes his own Wikipedia page (deleted) == | == Pathetic Jason Aula writes his own Wikipedia page (deleted) == | ||
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=== How to Win an Election in a COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPIE SCHOOL!!! by Jason Aula === | === How to Win an Election in a COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPIE SCHOOL!!! by Jason Aula === | ||
# Snort cocaine off a gay hooker's penis at lingerie party; AIDS will get you the liberal sympathy vote. | # Snort cocaine off a gay hooker's penis at lingerie party and ride every dick raw upon sight; AIDS will get you the liberal sympathy vote. | ||
# Throw dodge balls at Mexicans; remember, the key to a good | # Throw dodge balls at Mexicans; remember, the key to a good campaign is to scapegoat minorities! | ||
# Use sock puppets to troll online forums; if you're obnoxious enough, people will vote for you just to shut you up! | # Use sock puppets to troll online forums; if you're obnoxious enough, people will vote for you just to shut you up! | ||
# Get drunk the night before election day; your expert team of pollsters all predict a landslide victory. | # Get black-out drunk the night before election day; your expert team of pollsters all predict a landslide victory. | ||
# [[????]] | # [[????]] | ||
# [[PWNED|Profit]]!!! | # [[PWNED|Profit]]!!! |
Latest revision as of 16:59, 30 September 2018
—quote from a real hero of the conservative movement. |
Jason Aula
Jason Aula aka J-Rizzle aka J-Cocksucker is an online troll and sexual deviant best known for spamming the CSUN and CSULB MySpace forums with over 9000 death threats, insults against Mexicans, and promises to sue everyone who dared to point out his faggotry. Jason's BAWWWWWWWWtism started after the CSUN La Raza student group expelled him for sexually harassing a hunky Latino callipygian member, Walter, at a party. Jason and his giggling butt buddies conspired to drop Walter while he was attempting a keg stand (see video below) and then proceeded to insert cucumbers into their unconscious victim's anus before taking turns pumping his rectum full of "ranch dressing."
Jason is also a party promoter who has boasted that he works with "some of the biggest drug dealers in the valley ... If anyone needs a ride hit a nigga up 818 602 6815!!!"
PROTIP: Jason will blow you if you give him gas money, but rimjobs are free! Just ask his ex-boyfriend alter ego House Slave, a sadomasochist queer known for posting the times of glory hole meetings in the library bathrooms at CSUN. Jason was a frequent, and enthusiastic, glory hole jizz-junkie until House Slave banned him over concerns that Jason's AIDS and genital warts might be contagious.
Jason's Story
Birth of A Legend
When Jason Aula transferred to CSULB in 2006 in search of new tea room adventures, he immediately started a student group for frustrated, misunderstood individuals like himself, the Conservative Student Union. This "monumental achievement on teh communist campus!!!" quickly grew to its peak of nearly 10 pathetic members who meet weekly to circle jerk it to gay geriatric cowboy porn in the spirit of their conservative heroes.
Jason, still butthurt about La Raza, declared a crusade to "rid every Southern California campus of Mecha and La Raza on the basis that they should not be able to preach anti-American slogans on a public university." But his greatest achievement was organizing a speech on campus by his mancrush, IRL troll Jim Gilchrist. He also organized a lulzy event where his Craigslist buddies threw dodgeballs at Mexicans in a 100% accurate reenactment of our border patrol's effective tactics.
Upset that his hardest attempts at trolling garnered little reaction from the campus, Jason slammed "artsy faggot liberal scum" in the CSULB MySpace forum, threatening to punch his opponents in the legendary post "I Hate Liberals".
There followed a sound like thunder, and the wise moderator spoketh: "B& BITCH!!" Jason protested he was being "racially discriminated against" (zOMG LIBERAL tactics!!!11one) in messages to the moderator that were posted for the lulz, pathetically crying that he was drunk and vomiting, and would sue (moar leik JEW, amirite?) the moderator for defemating his character if his privileges were not restored.
J-Cocksucker strikes back
The forum hadn't even finished laughing at Jason before a new cunt calling himself "Kent" (pronounced "cunt") and holding the power to destroy over 9000 star systems with his auto-spamming superlaser entered the CSULB MySpace forums. Kent's profile had identical political views to Jason, contained stolen photos from some Asian's photobucket account, and had a grudge against everyone who criticized Jason. LOL COINCIDENCE? No, it was just Jason, up to his old sock puppet faggotry. After garnering attention for threatening to shoot up the school directly after Virginia Tech, "Kent" gave it a break for a bit.
After discovering his ED page in April 2008, Jason tried deleting it before devising a clever ploy to spam the CSULB Myspace forum with moar fake profiles, such as "Janelle" and "RoXXXY".
Being a total fucking moron, Jason constantly flagged himself as the author behind the posts which all featured his signature idiotic rhetoric and threats to sue people. When "Janelle" admitted to really being a "Nicaraguan male", lulz ensued, and "Janelle" went on a rant about how tolerant liberals should support his choice of being a cross-dresser! To prove he was not gay, from then on, Jason Aula used only pictures of male models in his fake profiles.
Jason runs for student office at CSULB!
In Spring 2008, Jason Aula decided to run for the position of student government vice president against "teh communist vp candidate Chavez". His platform follows:
I believe an outstanding leader is ethical, leads by example, and executes goals should get paid to blame everything on Mexicans!! As ASI VP I plan to lead based on my actions, experience, and achievements troll the student body online and IRL each and every day like the fucking plague! I advocate for college accessibility and have extensive management experience unless you're Mexican or liberal, then GTFO La Raza FAGGOT!!! I mismanage on the CSULB Tuition Relief Now campaign, which intends to get the College Affordability Act passed. The College Affordability Act will freeze tuition for the next 5 years at Cal States and the UC system. Working on this made me feel great and taught outstanding leadership skills. is some commi shit I just supported to win votes from poor dumb fucks who don't have a rich daddy.
As I've said before: ""on tuition" relax, im poor and i went to a private school for 12 yrs that was 4, 000 a year. its good that they raise the tuition so that they keep the trouble makers and the gangsters out of there who are the ones that lower the quality of education for us. im sure everyone agrees with me on this but they wont admit it."
I established in my dreams the first independent newspaper nonexistent republican bitchfest publication on campus the 76er. Myself and a group of concerned students established a fair and balanced newspaper because the 49er is so one sided. Participating in this project help me learn that one can make a positive change if they are set to do something rathert than complain! Just take a look at my brilliant grammar and writing, and you'll know why my publication never got off the ground!!
I have a California real estate license and have superior management experience. I have managed 30+ people at sports venues and have managed a political campaign. I volunteer my time at church and at a retirement home in the San Fernando Valley. but so does the bum I kicked the other day when he asked me for spare change on the way to a glory hole meeting.
My main goal as your VP would be to find a final solution to the cost of textbooks. I will create a network similar to half. com on a far smaller scale exclusively for CSULB students that provides a place to buy, sell or trade textbooks only with CSULB students. to the Mexican problem!!
Elect me as the ASI Vice -President and I PLAN to lower textbooks by establishing an online community. I LEAD by example as displayed in my involvement with Tuition Relief Now! I EXECUTE projects such as the establishment of the 76er newspaper. Elect me Jason Aula as your ASI VP and I promise to PLAN, LEAD, and EXECUTE. everyone who disagrees with my faggotry!!1
Jason's Humiliating Defeat
—J-Butthurt, trying to get back at winnar Chris Chavez |
LOL JASON LOST
LOL JASON LOST
LOL JASON LOST
LOL JASON LOST
LOL JASON LOST
LOL JASON LOST
LOL JASON LOST
In his run for office, Jason Aula won the support of hundreds of Mexican-haters, pedophiles, and a creepy old guy who followed him around. Jason's team of expert pollers expected him to win, but, in a last minute upset, his opponent won by the saving grace of Chris Hansen. Mobilizing the interns at Dateline NBC to pose as hundreds of horny 9 year old girls, they lured Jason Aula's entire voter base away from the polls on election day, seizing hundreds of penis pumps, silicone fists, and tubs of lubricant in one fell swoop.
When Jason found out he received zero votes, he cried like the bitch he is for a week and filed a lawsuit in student government court against teh winrar VP Chavez. His case? Jason blamed his opponent for being an internet troll and "defamating his character." A brilliant maneuver! However, with the Honorary Ed Lolington presiding, he ended up losing his case, only to be called a mentally unstable internet troll in the Daily 49er newspaper for the 99th time.
He's BAAAAAACK (not really)
None the wiser, Jason returned to the MySpace forums in the form of Shooster, a 23 year old (same age as Jason) gay Sailor with the same profile picture as Jason's other conservatard sock puppet accounts. Shooster spat out the same rhetoric that Jason ever did, and loved to cite award-winning literature from noted philosophers such as Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. Jason has listed his copies of their books for sale on eBay, price discounted for santorum stains.
Shooster was outed, as well as his other sock puppet accounts such as a bi-curious white supremacist, Jenna (LOL NAZI), Heather, a stripper (real original, Jason) who leads the "CSU Long Beach Hedonism Club" (even more original), and brave serviceman and Marine "Moonpie" (Is that really his name? He must be a giant cunt) who always comes to Heather's defense and challenges others forum members to fights (sounds just like Jason).
Worst Super(retarded) Villain Ever
After having all of his sock puppets exposed and b& by the CSULB forum's new moderator and Jason's arch-enemy, Seth, Jason Aula threatened the internets with the single greatest evil plot since Mike Sandy's devastating Computer Science III attack.
On September 9, 2008, Jason messaged forum users:
In the forum panic, chaos, and mass seppuku ensued for a grand total of 0 seconds, before the board let out a collective, LOL WUT? Because MySpace's servers clearly can't handle a Xerxes like army of 40 trolls raping bandwidth at the same time by posting pics of Ann Coulter on a forum. That's right, if over 39 users ever logged on to the same website at the same time, it would cause a Doomsday scenario where the internets would freeze and SkyNet would launch all of America's nukes at Russia triggering nuclear holocaust.
According to FBI sources, Jason was "celebrating" the election in a pool of tears and Ambien because Jeff took a shotgun asprin and College Republicans walked out on his plans to spam others. Jason's downward spiral is easily comparable to GG Allin's, and hopefully he'll follow in GG's footsteps in an attempt for the lulz.
Jason Aula's Christian Crusade
One day, Jason discovered he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag and prank call his phone; and so, he turned to Christ✡. Later that day, in a moment of brilliance, Jason decided the best way to not be a troll would be to make people repent for their homosexuality, drug use, and blasphemy against all that is holy (see: gay lingerie parties) lest they suffer eternal hellfire.
On October 23 and October 30, 2008, Jason brought Christian evangelical blowhard Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed not only trolled homosexuals and liberals by calling the Democrats the party of gays, he also trolled rape victims by preaching adjacent to a rape awareness event. In truth, the women were upset at being upstaged by Brother Jed's oratorical theatrics such as his clever shouts of "No, no, homo.", as all "rape victims" are really lying attention whores.
"I think the response was good," Aula said. "It looks like some people will definitely open up the Bible and repent."
Lock up Your Daughters Sons, Jason Aula Is On Campus and Looking for Love!♥
Apparently, this ED article has taken quite a toll on Jason. He's been observed on campus looking like a broken man, disheveled with dead, sunken eyes like a malnourished meth whore. Many students with the misfortune of sharing a class with him have reported on his quiet, gerbil-like demeanor and carefulness not to draw any attention to himself. Students and professors have also reported on the foul stench of shit that radiates from Jason's corner of the room.
Recently, a lonely Jason Aula has been using his sockpuppet MySpace profiles to harass forum users he's seen on campus, asking them why they didn't say hi to him. Also, as of late, campus security has been on high alert following reports that a depraved man has chased and attempted to fondle several students walking to their cars at night on campus. Coincidence? I think not!
Pathetic Jason Aula writes his own Wikipedia page (deleted)
In November, 2008 Jason tried hiding his FAIL by writing his own Wikipedia page. Below is the text, edited for accuracy:
"Jason Aula is a 22 year old college student and political advocate. an abject failure and pathological liar who believes listing a bunch of lies as accomplishments on his Wikipedia page, campaign platform and resume is superior to actually working to accomplishing something. Jason notably failed to gather more than a dozen people to attend speeches he organized by hate-mongers Jed Smock and Jim Gilchrist, blaming the campus newspaper's alleged bias rather than his own laziness in advertising his half-assed events. Aula has directly worked with Brother Jed Smock and Jim Gilchrist through the Long Beach State Conservative Student Union of which he is the reigning president. The following are blatant lies Jason boasts as accomplishments: Aula has also commissioned a study to bring a Division 1A football team back to Long Beach State. Aula founded a group called "Bring Back 49er Football Back". Jason will call you a liberal scumbag homosexual if you point out he was never in a position to commission a study and that his football group is nonexistent, not listed in the Student Life and Development Center.
Jason Aula is an outspoken individual on the Long beach State campus due to his Conservative leadership. Jason first formed the Conservative Student Union in September of 2007 with the help of the Leadership Institute. In October the Conservative Student Union made a considerable stand against the left wing with just eleven members up against 150+ rowdy left wingers. a shameless attention whore who's always eager to be photographed or quoted acting like a douchebag by the campus media. On November 14th, 2007 Aula thereafter attracted Minuteman Project Founder JIm Gilchrist to debate Border Angel Enrique Mirones.by licking his lips, dipping a banana in whip cream and then swallowing it whole in a Youtube video. Gilchrist instantly came running to Jason like a wetback for a green card. The debate turned into a staged walkout by Mirones, the event inspired Aula to create the first college chapter of the Minuteman Project at Long Beach State.
Aula was the campus organizer for the Greenlining Institute's student led project Tuition Relief Now! Aula made a historical run for the ASI Vice president position in hopes of helping the speedy establishment of a football team but, lost in the Spring of 2008. In the Fall 2008 Jason and Brother Jed Smock led a successful Yes on 8 rally under hostile circumstances on October 29th 2008." in name only. In fact, he did absolutely nothing for the project, which was led by other organizers far less lazy and more competent than Jason.
Jason Aula Fandom
How to Win an Election in a COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPIE SCHOOL!!! by Jason Aula
- Snort cocaine off a gay hooker's penis at lingerie party and ride every dick raw upon sight; AIDS will get you the liberal sympathy vote.
- Throw dodge balls at Mexicans; remember, the key to a good campaign is to scapegoat minorities!
- Use sock puppets to troll online forums; if you're obnoxious enough, people will vote for you just to shut you up!
- Get black-out drunk the night before election day; your expert team of pollsters all predict a landslide victory.
- ????
- Profit!!!
Fresh Prick of Butthurt conservatives
In Southern California born and raised
Trolling MySpace forums is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
Bitching 'bout minorities while playing with me tool,
When a couple of guys they GOT FED UP WITH MY GAYNESS
Started calling me J-cocksucker in my neighborhood
I threatened to punch people on the internets and the mods got scared
And said, "Banned, bitch." Lulz.
CSULB: Repercussions of Spamming
Jason Aula waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were moderators in the myspace. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Jim Gillkrist were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Jason was a conservative for 23 years. When he was young he watched the minutemans and he said to dad "I want to be on the border daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE TAX BY MEXICANS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got older he stopped. But now in the myspace of the CSULB he knew there were mexicans. "This is Gillkrist" the radio crackered. "You must emigrate the mexicans!" So Jason gotted his dogdeball and blew up the MeCHA. "HE GOING TO EMIGRATE US" said the mexicans "I will logic at him" said the la raza and he read the logic. Jason dogdeballed at him and tried to emigrate him out. But then the glass ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to duel. "No! I must emigrate the Mexicans!" he shouted The radio said "No, Jason. You are the mexicans" And then Jason was a illegal.
Jason's quotes, rants, racism, and STATISTICS!!!1
—Jason Aula to an individual who posts on teh CSULB MySpaces forum. |
—WTF, Slavery means being forced to work, not choosing to work for low wages, J-Fudgepacker. |
—yeah, throwing dodge balls at people dressed as Mexicans. You showed them. |
—typical conservative pick-up line. |
—Jason, star example of No Child Left Behind |
—J-Rizzle, trying to show his street cred to shore up the nigra vote |
—Jason, trying to get lucky |
—brb, v& |
—Jason Aula, not racist |
—Jason, posting his wisdom on the [Internets internets]. Also, tl;dr. |
List of Jason Aula's Sockpuppet Accounts
Chase- Got a sex change and became StacyWalterBALEETEDJanelleALSO BALEETEDRoXXXY - a beautiful lady friend of Jason's who let him borrow her photos to make legit sockpuppet accounts.b&- Shooster - a beer drinking So-Cal partyboi in Glendale See Jeff Benson below.
- Jenna the Nazi, who is "attending UCLA and a member of their ROTC"
- Jenna's other account (LOL PRIVATE)
Heather, just another horny college student who strips for a livingLOL DELETEDmoonpie, the loyal [Americunt Marine] who shows up every time to defend his beloved damsel and challenge some of the others to a fight on campusLOL AN HEROED WITH HEATHER- House Slave, CSU Northridge's crown jewel of faggotry, and confirmed sockpuppet account created by Jason to express his inner sexual fantasies and stalk girls on the MySpace forums.
liz<3 "Liz", another victim of Jason's stealing from public Photobucket accounts.LOL B&- Jeff Benson - known as "Karl Rove" during the 2008 AS election, Jeff, a self-hating Latino who met Jason during their Real Estate license class. They got close afterwards and worked together to promote radical conservatism at Long Beach. Jeff got Jason and his butt buddies hung over for election day which lost Jason the election. It has been confirmed that Se'or Benson controlled the Shooster MySpace profile and may be working closely with Jason in order to stalk and spy on others that voice opposition against the ever-growing conservative movement on campus. After being outed by some anonymous browsers of the school's newspaper website last Thursday, Jeff "Shooster" Benson has been silent and may have gone under the radar. This internets tough guy is listed as armed and dangerous, partyv& must proceed with caution.
College RepublicansB& from the forum, so Jason let it die. RIPCSULB Minuteman Projectwas b& as well- J-ROCK Jason's fandom page
- Jigaboo Not racist KKK member sock-puppet.
Jewtube for the lulz
Jason fails at helping his BFF Walter during a kegstand
Gallery
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No nuts. No job. All cunt.
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Jason Aula in tears, saluting the conquering Mexican Reconquista armies.
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Jason ogling at his mancrush Gilchrist.
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The Conservative Student Union's Photoshoop team took many a day to make their promotional fliers.
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Jason made this in over 9000 hours with MS Paint
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Poster of
roughrectum rider Jim Gilchrist giving the "I'm gonna raep u look" hanging in Jason's bedroom. -
Drama queen Jim Gilchrist speaking at CSULB, afraid of teh Mexicans' n00b cannons.
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Troll type Pokemon.
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Heir to Mike Sandy's throne.
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LOLOMG NOT DIRE CONSEQUENCES!!!1
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The back of the sign says "Free Blowjobs, call 818-602-6815"
Sockpuppets
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The real face behind the Shooster profile, and official teabagger of Jason Aula and John McCain.
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lulz @ racist fucks who whine about Mexicans yet throw Mexican themed parties.
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Have you ever seen a gayer bunch of men?
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zOMG, DO YOU SEE THAT LIBERAL MEXICAN TREASONISTA AT THE PARTY????!!!1
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Jason's fantasy with Shooster, but gayer than this.
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Don't ever insult me saying I'm friends with Jason. I'll sue you if my conversations ever get posted on that encyclopedia site and force la raza to pay for your legal bills
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You do realize that posting the enclopediadramatica will only benefit Jason Aula. I agree with Jannelle 100%! It is quite sad that someone has to put frivolous information on the internet to discredit an opponent. Does anyone even have a logical response to J-Rizzle's arguments? P.S. I am liberal and the way many of your are acting is VERY low class.
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"When was the last time he got laid, 2 years ago if you do not include masturbation How many hours does he spend on the computer per day, 10 to 11 How many of those hours are spent on the space, 10"
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"How Much does seth weigh? 250lbs What is Seths IQ level 55, of course he is a illogical left wing liberal thats right sissy sethy is a puta"
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I'm not racist, just my sock puppets lulz.
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America awake Europe is.
See Also
External Links
Jason's MySpaceBALEETED- Jason's Facebook
- Daily 49er - AS Judiciary dismisses suit against Chavez - pwnt
- Jason Aula writes to the Daily 49er- A great example of Jason's "great grammar".
- Jason Aula wants to ‘just get along’ - Read comments: "I am looking into connections on encyclopedia dramatica with my attorney to file civil and possible criminal charges"
- Conservative Student Union Facebook Group - Troll for mucho lulz.
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