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'''Kersal Massive''' was a video/YouTube meme that was started by three poor, young [[UK]] chav [[faggots]] named MC Mack, Little Fuckin' Kev and [[Ginger]] Joe. They became internet famous in the UK by being known as the first rappers that the | '''Kersal Massive''' was a video/YouTube meme that was started by three poor, young [[UK]] chav [[faggots]] named MC Mack, Little Fuckin' Kev and [[Ginger]] Joe. They became internet famous in the UK by being known as the first rappers that the Younger Woolwich Boyz were scared to have a rap battle with. While they were quickly laughed off the [[internets]] forever, their shitty rap was played over and over again on [[Old media|British radio]]; which caused [[Bulling is rabbit|bullied teens]] and [[Unfunny|comedians]] across Britian to make videos taking the piss out of them. Originating from the sunny land of Kersal (somewhere between Isengard and Manchester) they are hoping for the [[Anal|big break]] by making cheap videos on their mobile phones; and uploading them for the [[lulz]]. | ||
''The English Accent Makes Them Sound Gay!'' | ''The English Accent Makes Them Sound Gay!'' | ||
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==The Crew== | ==The Crew== | ||
''' | '''C Mack:''' An albino thing that has [[FAS]], and huffs [[jenkem]] because his pot dealer is [[Dead|swimming with the fish]]. He is a neo-Nazi and [[BJ|gloryhole]] expert because of his thin snake lips. | ||
'''Little Fuckin’ Kev:''' A crying midget who | '''Little Fuckin’ Kev:''' A crying midget who appears as if he has been ass fucked by the Younger Woolich Boyz on a daily basis. With a constant regretful, ill-favoured look on his face that says “[[Mitchell Henderson|All I wanted was an iPod]]"; his face is beet red due to the high concentration of [[AIDS]] and cider running through his veins. | ||
'''Ginger Joe:''' [[Ginger|A FUCKING GINGER KIKE]] who can’t rap. | '''Ginger Joe:''' [[Ginger|A FUCKING GINGER KIKE]] who can’t rap. | ||
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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
( | (C Mack) "This is the Kersal [[loser|mandem]], C Mack, yeah, featurin' Little Fuckin' Kev, yeah. Over there in that corner is [[homosex|our boy]] Ginger Joe, yeah. [[Virgins|We don't fuck about]]. Kick it, Kev." | ||
(Little Fuckin' Kev) "Got on tha bus with me [[Poor|day saver]] Smoked a [[Drugs|reefer]] in da corner | (Little Fuckin' Kev) "Got on tha bus with me [[Poor|day saver]]. Smoked a [[Drugs|reefer]] in da corner. Laid low, did a [[Grand Theft Auto]]." | ||
( | (C Mack) "In a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo, [[Rick_Roll|y'know how we roll]] with them backseat hoes; on we go [[Jews|H.S.B.C]] we [[suck|do]] them [[cocks|grafts]], an' we got the [[jew golds|money]], cos [[lie|we know how to rap]]! Yeah, an' that's a fuckin other one and we don't fuck about. Levenshulme ain't got shit on us, yeah." | ||
(Little Fuckin' Kev) "Shit on us | (Little Fuckin' Kev) "[[Scat|Shit on us]], pimpin! You know that fuckin... Tell 'em, Joe, how the fuck it is, man." | ||
(Ginger Joe) "[[STFU|Yeah man, yeah man]]." | (Ginger Joe) "[[STFU|Yeah man, yeah man]]." | ||
( | (C Mack) "Levenshulme can go fuck that shit, yeah, cos we know how to do it. Kersal Massive, you know that, Fuck. Peace." | ||
==Fan Videos== | ==Fan Videos== | ||
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==People who want to join KM== | ==People who want to join KM== | ||
*[[Chavs]] | *[[Chavs]] | ||
*[[Your Mom]] | *[[Your Mom]] | ||
*[[Gay|Dale Winton]] | |||
*[[United Kingdom|People from Britain]] | *[[United Kingdom|People from Britain]] | ||
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{{YoutubeSeries}} | {{YoutubeSeries}} | ||
[[Category:Cliques]] | [[Category:Cliques]] | ||
[[Category:Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:45, 16 January 2013
—The Kersal Massive | ||
Kersal Massive was a video/YouTube meme that was started by three poor, young UK chav faggots named MC Mack, Little Fuckin' Kev and Ginger Joe. They became internet famous in the UK by being known as the first rappers that the Younger Woolwich Boyz were scared to have a rap battle with. While they were quickly laughed off the internets forever, their shitty rap was played over and over again on British radio; which caused bullied teens and comedians across Britian to make videos taking the piss out of them. Originating from the sunny land of Kersal (somewhere between Isengard and Manchester) they are hoping for the big break by making cheap videos on their mobile phones; and uploading them for the lulz. The English Accent Makes Them Sound Gay!
The Crew
C Mack: An albino thing that has FAS, and huffs jenkem because his pot dealer is swimming with the fish. He is a neo-Nazi and gloryhole expert because of his thin snake lips.
Little Fuckin’ Kev: A crying midget who appears as if he has been ass fucked by the Younger Woolich Boyz on a daily basis. With a constant regretful, ill-favoured look on his face that says “All I wanted was an iPod"; his face is beet red due to the high concentration of AIDS and cider running through his veins.
Ginger Joe: A FUCKING GINGER KIKE who can’t rap.
Lyrics
(C Mack) "This is the Kersal mandem, C Mack, yeah, featurin' Little Fuckin' Kev, yeah. Over there in that corner is our boy Ginger Joe, yeah. We don't fuck about. Kick it, Kev."
(Little Fuckin' Kev) "Got on tha bus with me day saver. Smoked a reefer in da corner. Laid low, did a Grand Theft Auto."
(C Mack) "In a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo, y'know how we roll with them backseat hoes; on we go H.S.B.C we do them grafts, an' we got the money, cos we know how to rap! Yeah, an' that's a fuckin other one and we don't fuck about. Levenshulme ain't got shit on us, yeah."
(Little Fuckin' Kev) "Shit on us, pimpin! You know that fuckin... Tell 'em, Joe, how the fuck it is, man."
(Ginger Joe) "Yeah man, yeah man."
(C Mack) "Levenshulme can go fuck that shit, yeah, cos we know how to do it. Kersal Massive, you know that, Fuck. Peace."
Fan Videos
A challenger appears, The Persil Massive!!
Owned by Az & Bo from PVC Manz
YES! they have returned! The record deals will pour in!!
People who want to join KM
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