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[[Image:Futuramaanime.jpg|frame|center|This is what happens when [[Weeaboo]]s get to American cartoons.]]  
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Imagine ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with more [[science fiction]] wankery, slutty women, and set in the year 3000, and you've got '''Futurama'''. The show turned out to be so bad [[Fox News|Fox]] purposely let football games run into their time-slot to spare people from sitting through another batch of Matt Groening's eye-rape. Even though Fox canned it in 2003, [[Comedy Central]] decided to revive the series by releasing four straight-to-DVD movies and airing 26 episodes in mid-2010, keeping them well away from ratings week. Thus, the show is still alive and worse than ever. In 2013, Comedy Central canceled the show for the [[Over 9000|9,001th time]]. Futurama was long dead until [[Hulu]] decided to revive it (without [[Robot|Bender's]] [[jew|voice actor]] for asking for to much jew-gold, meaning the few [[losers|fans]] won't give a shit), giving another reason not to buy their streaming service.


Imagine ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with less pop culture references, more [[lulz]], and more [[science fiction]] wankery, more space, more danger, and more slutty women and dark humour. '''''Futurama''''' is an animated sitcom series set in the year 3000, first discovered by the band Busted. It was remembered as a show so bad [[Fox News|Fox]] would purposely let its football games run longer than usual to ensure no one would have to sit through more of Matt Groening's eye-rape. [[Some argue|Many claim]] the show's conception was a writing vampire, draining the lulz out of ''The Simpsons'' as Groening forced the competent writers to write one-liners for an alcoholic robot.
==The Show==
On New Years Eve, 1999, Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery-boy Philip J. Fry falls into a cryonic tube and is frozen for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning because the target demographic is [[you|losers and fags]] aching to escape their own shitty lives. After Fry wakes up, he gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew, [[Old|Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal (but still boring for the viewer) mission. The writers run with the premise that [[orly|the future is different than the present]] where even making a phone call is painfully [[ironic]].
 
==Characters==
 
[[Image:Bender-promo.png|thumb|center|400px]]
 
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|'''[[Retard|Philip J. Fry]]''': In case you have dementia, the show reminds you every single fucking episode that Fry is from the 20th century. Later we find that Fry is much like [[You]] in that he has a [[Micropenis]] when Leela comments on his size when Fry, Amy and Leela are naked and in a Steam Bath together.  Fry is also his own grandfather, having gone back in time and [[Chris-chan|fucked his grandmother.]] [[Lie|That sex scene being the only notable thing about the entire series]].
 
|[[File:Philip Fry.png|none|right|250px]]
 
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|'''[[Robot|Bender]]''': A [[nigger|lazy, alcoholic, chain smoking, kleptomaniac]] robot. Unsurprisingly, it was revealed in the third season that he is actually [[Mexican]]. Dreams of one day killing all humans, although he is too [[lazy]] to ever get around to it. Again confirming he is Mexican.
 
|[[File:Bender Render.png|none|right|250px]]
 
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|'''[[Feminazi|Turanga Leela]]''': The bitch necessary to drive the plot forward. She's a karate master, cyclops-mutant-human with a good body, [[dying alone|however, she cannot find another man for the life of her]]. Even though she may be a one-eyed freak that's prone to singing boils on her ass she's somehow always fucking a man with plenty of potential like Doctor's, mayor's aides, high ranking military officers every week but she can't seem to commit to them for one reason or another. Fry wants to fuck her brains out through early seasons but she friend-zone's him harder than the average ED user until after the movies. Voiced by Peggy Bundy{{jew}}, a fact which the show never gets tired of reminding us and the prevailing reason why most viewers can't see Leela as a sex object because every time she opens her mouth, all that comes to mind is a 6 foot tall [[Ginger|redhead]] sitting on a couch.  Some Leela Trivia: Her apartment number is ONE-I and her Personal ID number is One-B-D-I.  Leela gets her name from [[Doctor Who]] and the fourth Doctor's companion, Leela.  Leela, like most women in Sci-Fi and animation, has gravity defying breasts as shown when she is on the high gravity planet Stumbos 4 and Zap's girdle fails but Leela's breasts are as perky as ever.
 
|[[File:Character Leela.png|none|right|250px]]
 
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[[File:Leela anime.jpg|none|right|250px]]
 
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|'''[[Lemonparty|Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth]]''': Fry's [[At least 100|160]]-year-old nephew and owner of ''Planet Express''. Most of his waking hours are spent [[Joe Biden|sleeping]], though he also invents pointless gadgets such as the [[Smell Yo Dick|Smell-O-Scope]] and the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|'What-If' machine]]. "Boring plot device, Everyone!"
 
|[[File:Farnsworth car.jpg|none|right|250px]]
 
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|'''[[Whore|Amy Wong]]''': A skanky [[AZN]] as rich as she is easy. She was born on Mars and is [[Beastiality|dating/married to alien ladyboy, Kif Kroker]].  Despite being [[Azn]], Amy is rather lazy and unmotivated, taking 12 years to complete her doctorate in Physics.  In her defense she did say that there was no need for her to rush because she was rich and happy with her current life.  A PhD really wouldn't raise her social position or income. One of the problems with Futurama and the character of Amy is that it makes the same mistake that all shows that start with one-word character descriptions do is that it forgets to have the character that it named the [[Whore]] actually have [[sex]] or slut around.  Until the movies, the only person Amy had slept with was '''Fry''' while Leela was pretty much getting hammered away at by anything or anyone with a [[penis|dick]] and even those without one such as Kif.  Seeing their good girl character becoming what can only be described as a [[whore|cum bucket]], the writers made a mad dash to re-establish Amy as the Whore by having her seduced by the uninspired, William Shatner parody Zapp Brannigan, along with Bender but that's pretty much akin to playing with a sex toy, rather than that one person obsessed fanboys '''DO''' want to see her screw - Leela.
 
|[[File:Amy wong with gune.png|none|right|250px]]
 
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[[File:Amy wong sweat suit.jpg|none|right|250px]]
 
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|'''[[Cthulhu|Zoidberg]]''': A [[Jew]], alien crustacean doctor with only four jokes on the entire show: being a bad surgeon, [[oxymoron|being poor]], eating garbage, and being disliked. Starting in episode three, they added a fifth joke. Zoidberg now goes, "Woop woop woop!" occasionally. A powerfully unfunny character gets a powerfully unfunny catch phrase!  Still better than you because, by the end of the series, he has a place of his own, a [[girlfriend]] and a job.


The episodes sucked, the writing was garbage and in 2003, Fox canned the show. After much [[butthurt]], ''Futurama'' debuted four straight-to-DVD movies sometime [[last Thursday]]. Then, in 2010, Comedy Central aired the first of 26 new half-hour episodes which are [[lie|really, really good]]. 
|[[File:Zoidberg mass.jpg|none|right|250px]]


In spite of this, [[epic win|the show has spawned four internet memes]]: [[I see what you did there]], [[Child Abduction]], [[Second]], [[Hypnotoad]].
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==The Show==
|'''[[Douche|Zapp Brannigan]]''': [[Donald Trump|An egocentric tub of lard that somehow got to be a manwhore spaceship-captain.]] In short, pot-shots at ''[[Star Trek|Captain Kirk]]'', just not as well written.


[[Image:Fry squint.gif|thumb|125pxpx|Fry, the lovable retard]]
|[[File:Zapp Brannigan - Official Character Promo.jpg|none|right|250px]]


[[Image:Bender-promo.png|thumb|125px|Bender]]
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[[Image:Hypnotoad crop.gif|thumb|[[Hypnotoad|Hypnotoa-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD]]]]
|'''[[Pussy-whipped|Kif Kroker]]''': Zapp Brannigan's cabin boy and general comic foil, if "comic foil" means reacting to every line from every character by sighing. Somehow gets pregnant and has tadpole babies with Leela.
On New Years Eve, 1999, Fry, a Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery boy, falls into a cryogenic chamber and freezes himself for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning, as the targeted demographic are [[truth|losers and fags]]. He gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his [[Old|nephew]], Professor Farnsworth. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on a nearly-fatal mission. The writers run with the premise that the future is [[orly|different than the present]], where even making a phone call is [[ironic|painfully ironic]].


==Characters==
|[[File:Kif kroker.jpg|none|right|250px]]
*'''[[Retard|Phillip J. Fry]]''': In case you have dementia and forget multiple times an episode, Fry is from the 20th century. He is voiced by Billy West, who also did [[truth|every other voice on the show]]. His squinty eyes ''ARE'' the [[meme]] [[I see what you did there]]. He goes back in time and [[Wincest|fucks his own grandmother when she was young]], so he's his own grandfather.


*'''[[Child Abduction|Bender B. Rodriguez]]''': A [[Black|lazy, alcoholic, chain smoking, kleptomaniac]] "[[gay|bending]]" robot. It was [[Duh|no surprise]] when it was revealed in the third season ([[fanboi|episode one]]) that he is actually [[Mexican]]. His dream is to one day kill all humans,[[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|except Fry]], as he reveals in an overly BAWWWWW-inducing episode. Although he never gets around to it. Fucking Mexicans.
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*'''[[Mary Sue|Turanga Leela]]''': The [[Bitch|smart, independent woman character]] necessary to [[Family Guy|move the plot forward]]. Leela is a karate master, alien-cyclops-mutant-human with a good body, [[lesbian|however, she cannot find another man for the life of her]]. Fry wants to fuck her brains out, but he's constantly Cockblocked by all manner of things, including Zapp Brannigan; some fat guy she had a brief encounter with in the bedroom and is reminded constantly of it. She is voiced by Peggy Bundy from ''Married With Children''.
|'''[[Nigger|Hermes Conrad]]''': Jamaican [[bureaucratic fuck]] needed to round out the collection of racial stereotypes and make stoners laugh.  Your basic, [[cuckold]], omega male that is perfectly fine with his wife [[fuck|fucking]] Barbados Slim every chance she gets and ''Slim'' can even be seen sneaking in Hermes' house, in some episodes, when he is leaving for work.


*'''[[Old|Prof. Hubert Farnsworth]]''': [[At least 100|At least 160]] years old and owns Planet Express, Farnsworth does little else but sleep, invent pointless gadgets and yell at his employees. Notable inventions include the [[Smell Yo Dick|Smell-O-Scope]] and the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|'What-If' machine]]. He fills the niche of Grandpa Simpson, the [[lie|HALARIOUS]] elderly man. Fry is Farnsworth's distant newphew or some shit, you'll get a headache thinking about it.
|[[File:Hermes grade 36.jpg|none|right|225px]]


*'''[[Whore|Amy Wong]]''': A rich [[AZN]] slut from Mars [[Beastiality|who's dating the alien, Kif Kroker]]. But she broke up with him had sex with Fry for an episode. Largely another channel for Matt Groening's tits-and-ass fantasies, Amy exists as the character of whom Leela is constantly jealous, because she gets some and Leela doesn't. Frequently Rule 34'd.
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*'''[[Cthulhu|Dr. John A. Zoidberg]]''': [[oxymoron|Poor Jewish]] lobster doctor that has only five jokes on the entire show; having no money, eating anything he can find, being disliked, being a bad doctor and [[9/11|doing Jewish stuff]]. He gets incredibly horny in one episode and we find out it was his mating season. If he fucks someone, he dies. If he doesn't, he lives; so he's a [[virgin]] too.
|'''[[Your Mom|Mom]]''': [[Hillary Clinton|Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady]]. Mom had copious amounts of [[GILF|sloppy, old-people sex]] with Professor Farnsworth in the past but harbors hate since he never called back (who would?). One of her three kids, the retarded one, is Farnsworth's.  Mom is one of the few friends that Zoidberg has and is actually convinced that Zoidberg is a genius in both intellect and wit.  She actually believed that Zoidberg's offer to buy an expensive piece of art for $300 was him, legitimately, mocking the poor instead of the truth. Zoidberg actually believed he could purchase the art for $300.


*'''[[Black|Hermes Conrad]]''': The Jamaican created to vent cannabis jokes, Hermes is a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|bureaucrat]] [[shit nobody cares about|needed to round out the collection of racial stereotypes]]. Likes to limbo and [[fap|file shit]]. Later episodes, constantly seen with a green thing on his head, the other characters seem to be oblivious to it.
|[[File:Hotmommy.png|none|right|250px]]


*'''[[Fag|Zap Brannigan]]''': A source of lulz, Zapp is a ridiculous character used for taking pot-shots at William Shatner. He enjoys having his [[Australian|armpits shaved]] in the bath [[Gay|by his assistant Kif Kroker]] and wears a uniform so revealing it's a wonder Kiff hasn't been mentally scarred. He's also a fat tub of lard. It was intended for Phil Hartman to voice him, before [[pwned|he was shot by his slut of a wife.]]
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*'''[[Pussy-whipped|Kif Kroker]]''': Zapp's wimpy lapboy, who's renounced for his annoyed sighs, and Amy's boyfriend. Despite dating Amy, [[srsly|Leela impregnates Kif in the fourth season by touching his hand]].  
|'''[[Diaperfur|Nibbler]]''': Leela's pet. Secretly an ancient [[Reptilian|alien]] spy who allowed Fry to get frozen so Fry could kill giant brains in the future.  Due to his mismanagement or shortsightedness, Nibbler gets fry trapped in a realm of non-existence because he went with the inadequate ''Scooty Puff Jr'' for Fry's escape vehicle when the Nibblonians were using Fry to execute their ''[[Fap|Master Stroke]]'' against the Big Brains.  


*'''[[Your Mom|Mom]]''': Generic coporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Has had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past, she's hated him ever since because he didn't call.
|[[File:Nibbler diaper.jpg|none|right|250px]]


*'''[[Furry|Nibbler]]''': Leela's pet who is secretly an [[LOL WUT|ancient alien spy sent to protect Earth and Fry so he can kill giant brains]]. He shits out starship fuel in the form of "dark matter", the heaviest substance in the universe. Yes, really. It's a wonder he's still walking.
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*'''[[Hypnotoad]]''': Hypnotoad is the worst character in the history of all cart'''ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!'''
|'''[[Second|Scruffy]]''': The janitor. He ain't seen anyone before.  His goal in life is to die exactly the same way he lived - Laying in bed, doing nothing and looking at nudie mags.  His robotic wash bucket is madly in love with him.


*'''[[Second|Scruffy]]''': I'm Scruffy, [[Pretty cool guy|the janitor]]. I ain't seen you before neither.
|[[File:Scruffy w broomI.jpg|none|right|250px]]


==The [[shit|straight-to-DVD]] movies (aka Season 5)==
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*'''''Bender's Big Score''''': Professor Farnsworth finds out that the retarded Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling ''Futurama'', Hermes gets [[Pwnt|decapitated]], everyone gets [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|scammed]] and Bender and Fry create a whole shitload of [[Time paradox|TIME PARADOXES!!!!!00110001001001111010000101101110011!]]. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, there are [[Over 9000|over 9000]] Bender and Fry copies by the end. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into [[goatse]].
|'''[[Robot|Wash Bucket]]''': Scruffy's sentient, robotic mop bucket that is madly in love with him.  In case you needed to be told, there are a lot of [[Retard]]s on [[DeviantArt]] that love drawing this [https://www.deviantart.com/art/Washbucket-486919955 romance].


*'''''The Beast With A Billion Backs''''': After Bender tore the universe a new asshole in ''Bender's Big Score'', a giant shemale [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] called Yivo comes out of it and [[tentacle rape]]s everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/schler in one giant gangbang. Fry and Zoidberg become the leaders of [[Scientology]], Zapp fucks Amy after [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|KIF DIES!]] and Bender becomes a [[pirate]].
|[[File:Wash Bucket Full.png|thumb|right|250px|Wash Bucket in its natural form]]


*'''''Bender's Game''''': Leela has a fit of [[Chris Benoit|roid-rage]] and smashes the shit out of the Planet Express ship, so [[BDSM|Professor Farnsworth makes her wear a shock collar and she starts enjoying it]]. Meanwhile Bender goes [[batshit insane]] and thinks he's a knight in a [[faggotry|mystical faerie world]]. He gets sent to the nuthouse while Professor and [[Your mom|Mom]] fight over some [[Meth|crystals]]. Some weird shit happens and they get sucked into Bender's imagination. From here on in it's just the ''Futurama'' characters doing some [[LARP]] and Fry and Leela are the only two that remember who they are. Culminates in a [[LOTR]] escapade but somehow everything reverts. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also one of Mom's retarded sons (the one with the pink hair) is Farnsworth's son]].
[[File:Washbucket by zeffernissle d81wdub-414w.png|thumb|right|250px|A lolified version of Wash Bucket on DeviantArt]]


*'''''Into The Wild Green Yonder''''': It doesn't get stupider than this: Amy's dad comes up with a [[final solution|brilliant plan]]: Blow up teh universe to make way for [[oxymoron|a giant mini-golf course]]. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds, but he goes insane, dons a tinfoil hat and joins [[Anonymous|"The Legion of Mad Fellows"]]. Bender has an affair with a slutty fembot called [[Ass|Fanny]], Leela and Amy become [[feminists]] and they all have a [[orgy|big hippy party]] before saving a bunch of [[meat|animals]]. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and [[BAWWW|expressing their feelings for each other]] as Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, prepares to anally rape them. Suddenly the whole cast gets sucked into a wormhole which Professor Farnsworth says could take them [[Over 9000|billions of lightyears]] away and they might never return.
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[[Earth|I WONDER WHERE THE WORMHOLE WILL LEAVE THEM]]?!?!
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==The Comedy Central Revival==
'''[[Dead|Waterfall Family]]''': A family of [[Leftard|Left Leaning]], political weirdos whose job it is is to die in the same episode they appear in.  Includes:
#'''[[Retard|Free Waterfall Jr]]''': Eaten by ''LRR of Onicron Persei 8''
#'''[[Bestiality|Free Waterfall Sr]]''': Pecked to death by penguins.
#'''[[Old meme|Old Man Waterfall]]''': Crushed by Decapodian battle fortress.  Buried with Satanic rites by his 3 husbands.
#'''[[Feminazi|Frida Waterfall]]''': Strangled by the '''The Dark One'''
#'''[[Tinfoil hat|Hutch Waterfall]]''': Atomized by '''The Dark One'''.  ''The Last Encylopod'' holds his DNA


[[Comedy Central]] aired the first of 26 [[recolor|brand-new Futurama]] episodes in mid-2010, keeping them well away from ratings week.
Among the pissload of secondary characters that nobody gives a fuck about include Richard Nixon's head, Dr. Ogden Wernstrum, cookie-cutter crazy cat lady, some dude with a 9 on his shirt and Roberto the Stabbing Robot


==Videos==
==The [[shit|straight-to-DVD]] movies (aka Season 5)==
[[File:Beast with a Billion Backs.jpg|thumb|The only reason anyone saw ''Beast With A Billion Backs'']]
*'''''Bender's Big Score''''': Professor Farnsworth finds out the Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling ''Futurama'', Hermes gets [[Pwnt|decapitated]], everyone gets [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|scammed]] and Bender creates a shitload of [[time paradox]]es. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, Bender ends up raping the universe and creates [[over 9000]] copies of himself. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into [[goatse]].


Some videos of ''Futurama'' win, mostly of Zapp:
*'''''The Beast With A Billion Backs''''': After Bender tore space-time a new asshole in ''Bender's Big Score'', a shemale [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|Spaghetti Monster]] called Yivo [[tentacle rape]]s everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/shkler in one giant gangbang. Fry becomes the leader of [[Scientology]], Zapp fucks Amy after [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|KIF DIES!]] and Bender becomes a [[pirate]].


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*'''''Bender's Game''''': Leela has a fit of [[Chris Benoit|roid-rage]] and smashes the Planet Express ship so [[BDSM|Professor Farnsworth makes her wear a shock collar for being a bitch (she eventually begins to like it)]]. Meanwhile Bender goes [[batshit insane]] and thinks he's a knight in a [[World of Warcraft|mystical faerie world]]. He gets sent to the nuthouse while Professor and [[Your mom|Mom]] fight over some [[Meth|crystals]]. Some weird shit happens and they get sucked into Bender's imagination; from here on in it's just the exact same plot line but this time the characters are [[LARP]]ing. Culminates in a [[LOTR]] escapade but [[shit bricks|somehow everything reverts back to the FIRST plot line and Mom's autistic son is Farnsworth's]] after a [[Star Wars]] style revelation of paternity.
|'''LOL WUT'''<br /><youtube>YsWBDcYUR0Q</youtube>
|'''[[Lie|Zapp knows how to sing]]'''<br /><youtube>IIVMbRzZGEo</youtube>
|'''Zapp showing off his muscles'''<br /><youtube>mpxBXeJzrW4</youtube>
|'''Sexlexia is highly contagious, especially in [[16 year old girls]]'''<br /><youtube>QX_4Q6WfZNY</youtube>
|'''NOOOOOO!!!!'''<br /><youtube>WYmg0sg8VRs</youtube>
|'''Lulz ensued'''<br /><youtube>V8szWccJvb4</youtube>
|'''Well....he is a jew after all'''<br /><youtube>5-Ke3cHeob0</youtube>
|'''WOOP WOOP WOOP'''<br /><youtube>2Xkx04RBJXk</youtube>
|'''So much fixation with his ass implies [[Gay|something]].'''<br /><youtube>SRnq-PFboMI</youtube>
|'''Good news everyone!'''<br /><youtube>1D1cap6yETA</youtube>
|'''[[Nobody Cares|He's <i>The Proffesor</i>]]'''<br /><youtube>wGKxWatPkd0</youtube>}}</center>


*'''''Into The Wild Green Yonder''''': in short, this movie is basically the Alien Zoo episode of [[Captain Planet]] because its final message is, ''"Despite having 10 ga-jillion people alive and living on the Earth, the Human Species is an endangered animal that is on the verge of extinction."''  Less Cynically, Amy's dad comes up with the [[final solution|brilliant plan]] of blowing the shit out of a star to make way for a planetary miniature golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds but he goes nuts, dons a tinfoil hat and joins [[Anonymous|"The Legion of Mad Fellows"]]. Bender has an affair with a fembot called [[Ass|Fanny]], Leela and Amy become [[feminists]] and have an [[orgy|big hippy party]] before saving a bunch of [[meat|animals]]. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and [[BAWWW|expressing their feelings for each other]] as Brannigan's ship lubes its space-cannon. Suddenly, the whole cast gets sucked into a giant wormhole which Professor Farnsworth says could take them [[Over 9000|billions of lightyears]] away, never to return. [[Earth|Where will the wormhole leave them?]]
==Memes==
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'''Futurama''' holds the record for the most, and worst, memes spawned from a bad cartoon show. Among its viral fecal-matter are [[Hypnotoad]], [[:File:Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg|Shut up and take my money!]], [[I see what you did there]] and [[:File:Not Sure Fry.jpg|Not Sure Fry]] (the latter two were conceived from the same image, [[sarcasm|a testament to the Internet's creativity]]). This wretched vat of fail boiled over into the marketing department at ''[[Comedy Central]]'', who used them to [[shameless self-promotion|advertise the show]] and draw in the [[Aspies|Internet-savvy]].
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<center>'''Zoidberg sums up all of the previous ''Comedy Central'' promos'''</center>
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==Galleries==
==Galleries==
 
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Image:Hypnotoad.gif|ALL GLORY TO THE UNFUNNY MEME
File:Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
File:I don't want to live on this planet anymore.png|Just another way to say [[DO NOT WANT]]
File:Your music is bad and you should feel bad.PNG|Yet ''another'' way to say [[DO NOT WANT]]
File:Not Sure Fry.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Second.jpg|[[IAWTC]]
File:ProfessorFarnsworth.png|Good news everyone! Nobody uses half of these memes anymore.
File:Why not Zoidberg.jpg|Because Fuck You, that's why
File:Shut up and take my money IRL.jpg
Image:This thread is bad and you should feel bad.jpg|A highly underused image macro
Image:Gentlemen bender.jpg|[[Gentlemen]]
Image:Child-abduction-1.jpg|[[Child Abduction|Another one of Bender's hobbies]]
Image:THe Hustle.gif|The dance of my people
Image:Futuramaliveactionwl0.png|''Futurama'' [[IRL]]
Image:Futuramaliveactionwl0.png|''Futurama'' [[IRL]]
Image:Gentlemen bender.jpg|[[Gentlemen]]
Image:profnaked.JPG|A typical scene from ''Futurama''
Image:Child-abduction-1.jpg|[[Child abduction|Another one of Bender's hobbies.]]
Image:Futurama_snu_snu.gif|Death by snu-snu
Image:Second.jpg|[[IAWTC]]</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Robotnixon.gif|[[Richard Nixon]]'s head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
Image:Futuramayourenotpaidtothink.jpg
Image:Suicide-booth.jpg|The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
Image:Musthazcat.jpg|Futurama and LOLcats
Image:Musthazcat.jpg|Futurama and LOLcats
Image:Futurama lego.jpg|In Lego form.
File:Futurama pets.gif
Image:Suicide-booth.jpg|The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
Image:Farnsworth.jpg|Good news everyone! [[OP]] sucks [[cock]]!
Image:Fry's dog.png|Fry's dog
Image:Futurama lego.jpg|In Lego form
Image:Robotnixon.gif|[[Richard Nixon]]'s head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
Image:Lobsterjesus.gif|Still got nothing on [[Raptor Jesus]].
Image:Morbo.jpg|"Windmills do not work that way!! Good night!"
Image:Futuramayourenotpaidtothink.jpg|STFU and get to work.
Image:Futurama cosplay.jpg|[[Pathetic|''Futurama'' cosplay]]
Image:Futurama cosplay.jpg|[[Pathetic|''Futurama'' cosplay]]
Image:Futurama_snu_snu.gif|Death by snu-snu.
Image:futuramason1.JPG|Cam Whore luv ''Futurama''
Image:THe Hustle.gif|The dance of my people.
File:Notsureifrerun.png| The writers know about the meme!
Image:This thread is bad and you should feel bad.jpg|A highly underused image macro.
File:SophisticatedShutIn.jpg| Futurama knows its audience.
Image:Farnsworth.jpg|Good news everyone! [[OP]] sucks [[cock]]!
File:Bender wine.gif
Image:futuramason1.JPG|Cam Whore luv ''Futurama''...
File:Bender art.jpg
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File:Fry squint.gif
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File:Dr-Zoidberg.jpg
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File:Santarobot.jpg
File:Futurama nixons head.png
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File:Hypnotoad-1.gif
File:Hypnotoad.png
File:Futurama 214 - How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.jpg
File:Futurama sex 3.jpg
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Image:profnaked.JPG|A typical scene from ''Futurama''.
File:Unique Knockers.PNG
Image:Farnsworth_zoidberg_buttsex.jpg|Average futurama sex scene.
File:Amy-Leela-pussy-eating.jpg
Image:Farnsworth_zoiberg_kissing.jpg|Futurama can also be romantic.
Image:Futurama.jpg
Image:Robosexual.jpg|Another canonical Futurama sex scene
File:Leela-rapes-Amy.jpg|[http://www.xvideos.com/video2018057/futurama-sex Someone actually made a porn video out of this]
Image:AmyBender.jpg|Notice how Bender doesn't seem to give a fuck about what's going on
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Image:Futuramahentai87.jpg|Next season spoilers!
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Image:Futurama-sex-1.jpg|Fry and Bender [[rape]] Leela for switching Fry's shampoo with yellow dye. Also note severe [[cancer|sunburn]].
Image:Futurama-morning-after.jpg|Actual deleted scene.
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Image:Futurama-morning-after.jpg|Actual deleted scene
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File:Amy-Leela-dildo-numer-2.jpg
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Image:Futurama-sex-1.jpg|Fry and Bender [[rape]] Leela for switching Fry's shampoo with yellow dye. Also note severe [[cancer|sunburn]]
File:Leela-backshot.jpg
File:Leela-Amy-SandM.jpg
File:Leela-pussicat.jpg
File:Amy-Leela-dildo-3.jpg
File:Amy-cuntmunch.jpg
Image:Fryleelafucking.jpg
Image:Fryleelafucking.jpg
Image:Leela-blowing-Fry.jpg
Image:Leela-naked-promo.jpg
Image:Futurama 220-Anthology of Interest I.jpg|Screenshot from episode 202: Anthology of Interest I
Image:Futurama 220-Anthology of Interest I.jpg|Screenshot from episode 202: Anthology of Interest I
Image:Anthology-of-intreset-extended.jpg|The part you didn't see on TV or DVD.
Image:Anthology-of-intreset-extended.jpg|The part you didn't see on TV or DVD.
Image:Leela-naked.JPG
Image:Leela-asking-for-it.jpg|[[asking for it]]!
Image:Leela-asking-for-it.jpg|[[asking for it]]!
File:Leela-begging-for-it.jpg.jpg|<s>Asking for it</s> [[Asking for it|Begging for it!]].
Image:Bender-boner.jpg|Bender's original purpose
Image:Bender-boner.jpg|Bender's original purpose
Image:Amy-finger-bed.jpg
File:Bender-leela-sex.jpg
File:Hermes.jpg|[[Gay|Hermes]] showing the position of a black man in society.
File:Zapp-fapp.jpg
File:Image-Frynleela.jpg|Futurama [[BDSM]]
File:Futurama-xmas.jpg
File:Leelafucksfry.JPG|Futurama [[Pegging]]
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File:Futurama211.jpg
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File:Turanga Kong.gif
File:Fry-Licking-Leela.jpg
File:Leela-Zoiberg-Nibbler-rape.jpg
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File:SNOO SNOO!.jpg
File:Nibbler-screwing-Leela.jpg
File:Amy asking for it.GIF
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File:Futurama-orgy.jpg
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File:Amy-Leela-dildo.jpg
File:Amy and Kif.jpg
File:Leela-cumshot.jpg
File:Amy-leela-hermes-porn.jpg
File:Zoidberg-Amy-Fry-threesome.jpg
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File:Leela-cytit.jpg
File:Nibbler-eatsout-Leela.jpg
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==External Links==
{{timeline|Article of the Now June 30 & July 1, [[2023]]|[[OceanGate]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Patrick S. Tomlinson]]}}
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/ Can't Get Enough Futurama]
*[http://www.peelified.com/ Planet Express Employee Lounge]
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/ Futurama Madhouse]
*[http://theinfosphere.org/ The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki]
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Futurama/ Tons of awful ''Futurama'' fanfic]
*[http://tvshack.bz/tv/779 Watch Futurama on the Intertubes]
 
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Latest revision as of 12:16, 28 July 2024

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Fry made out with an actual radiator under the assumption it was an alien!!!1

Imagine The Simpsons with more science fiction wankery, slutty women, and set in the year 3000, and you've got Futurama. The show turned out to be so bad Fox purposely let football games run into their time-slot to spare people from sitting through another batch of Matt Groening's eye-rape. Even though Fox canned it in 2003, Comedy Central decided to revive the series by releasing four straight-to-DVD movies and airing 26 episodes in mid-2010, keeping them well away from ratings week. Thus, the show is still alive and worse than ever. In 2013, Comedy Central canceled the show for the 9,001th time. Futurama was long dead until Hulu decided to revive it (without Bender's voice actor for asking for to much jew-gold, meaning the few fans won't give a shit), giving another reason not to buy their streaming service.

The Show

On New Years Eve, 1999, Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery-boy Philip J. Fry falls into a cryonic tube and is frozen for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning because the target demographic is losers and fags aching to escape their own shitty lives. After Fry wakes up, he gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal (but still boring for the viewer) mission. The writers run with the premise that the future is different than the present where even making a phone call is painfully ironic.

Characters

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Philip J. Fry: In case you have dementia, the show reminds you every single fucking episode that Fry is from the 20th century. Later we find that Fry is much like You in that he has a Micropenis when Leela comments on his size when Fry, Amy and Leela are naked and in a Steam Bath together. Fry is also his own grandfather, having gone back in time and fucked his grandmother. That sex scene being the only notable thing about the entire series.
Bender: A lazy, alcoholic, chain smoking, kleptomaniac robot. Unsurprisingly, it was revealed in the third season that he is actually Mexican. Dreams of one day killing all humans, although he is too lazy to ever get around to it. Again confirming he is Mexican.
Turanga Leela: The bitch necessary to drive the plot forward. She's a karate master, cyclops-mutant-human with a good body, however, she cannot find another man for the life of her. Even though she may be a one-eyed freak that's prone to singing boils on her ass she's somehow always fucking a man with plenty of potential like Doctor's, mayor's aides, high ranking military officers every week but she can't seem to commit to them for one reason or another. Fry wants to fuck her brains out through early seasons but she friend-zone's him harder than the average ED user until after the movies. Voiced by Peggy Bundy✡, a fact which the show never gets tired of reminding us and the prevailing reason why most viewers can't see Leela as a sex object because every time she opens her mouth, all that comes to mind is a 6 foot tall redhead sitting on a couch. Some Leela Trivia: Her apartment number is ONE-I and her Personal ID number is One-B-D-I. Leela gets her name from Doctor Who and the fourth Doctor's companion, Leela. Leela, like most women in Sci-Fi and animation, has gravity defying breasts as shown when she is on the high gravity planet Stumbos 4 and Zap's girdle fails but Leela's breasts are as perky as ever.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Fry's 160-year-old nephew and owner of Planet Express. Most of his waking hours are spent sleeping, though he also invents pointless gadgets such as the Smell-O-Scope and the 'What-If' machine. "Boring plot device, Everyone!"
Amy Wong: A skanky AZN as rich as she is easy. She was born on Mars and is dating/married to alien ladyboy, Kif Kroker. Despite being Azn, Amy is rather lazy and unmotivated, taking 12 years to complete her doctorate in Physics. In her defense she did say that there was no need for her to rush because she was rich and happy with her current life. A PhD really wouldn't raise her social position or income. One of the problems with Futurama and the character of Amy is that it makes the same mistake that all shows that start with one-word character descriptions do is that it forgets to have the character that it named the Whore actually have sex or slut around. Until the movies, the only person Amy had slept with was Fry while Leela was pretty much getting hammered away at by anything or anyone with a dick and even those without one such as Kif. Seeing their good girl character becoming what can only be described as a cum bucket, the writers made a mad dash to re-establish Amy as the Whore by having her seduced by the uninspired, William Shatner parody Zapp Brannigan, along with Bender but that's pretty much akin to playing with a sex toy, rather than that one person obsessed fanboys DO want to see her screw - Leela.
Zoidberg: A Jew, alien crustacean doctor with only four jokes on the entire show: being a bad surgeon, being poor, eating garbage, and being disliked. Starting in episode three, they added a fifth joke. Zoidberg now goes, "Woop woop woop!" occasionally. A powerfully unfunny character gets a powerfully unfunny catch phrase! Still better than you because, by the end of the series, he has a place of his own, a girlfriend and a job.
Zapp Brannigan: An egocentric tub of lard that somehow got to be a manwhore spaceship-captain. In short, pot-shots at Captain Kirk, just not as well written.
Kif Kroker: Zapp Brannigan's cabin boy and general comic foil, if "comic foil" means reacting to every line from every character by sighing. Somehow gets pregnant and has tadpole babies with Leela.
Hermes Conrad: Jamaican bureaucratic fuck needed to round out the collection of racial stereotypes and make stoners laugh. Your basic, cuckold, omega male that is perfectly fine with his wife fucking Barbados Slim every chance she gets and Slim can even be seen sneaking in Hermes' house, in some episodes, when he is leaving for work.
Mom: Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Mom had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past but harbors hate since he never called back (who would?). One of her three kids, the retarded one, is Farnsworth's. Mom is one of the few friends that Zoidberg has and is actually convinced that Zoidberg is a genius in both intellect and wit. She actually believed that Zoidberg's offer to buy an expensive piece of art for $300 was him, legitimately, mocking the poor instead of the truth. Zoidberg actually believed he could purchase the art for $300.
Nibbler: Leela's pet. Secretly an ancient alien spy who allowed Fry to get frozen so Fry could kill giant brains in the future. Due to his mismanagement or shortsightedness, Nibbler gets fry trapped in a realm of non-existence because he went with the inadequate Scooty Puff Jr for Fry's escape vehicle when the Nibblonians were using Fry to execute their Master Stroke against the Big Brains.
Scruffy: The janitor. He ain't seen anyone before. His goal in life is to die exactly the same way he lived - Laying in bed, doing nothing and looking at nudie mags. His robotic wash bucket is madly in love with him.
Wash Bucket: Scruffy's sentient, robotic mop bucket that is madly in love with him. In case you needed to be told, there are a lot of Retards on DeviantArt that love drawing this romance.
Wash Bucket in its natural form
A lolified version of Wash Bucket on DeviantArt

Waterfall Family: A family of Left Leaning, political weirdos whose job it is is to die in the same episode they appear in. Includes:

  1. Free Waterfall Jr: Eaten by LRR of Onicron Persei 8
  2. Free Waterfall Sr: Pecked to death by penguins.
  3. Old Man Waterfall: Crushed by Decapodian battle fortress. Buried with Satanic rites by his 3 husbands.
  4. Frida Waterfall: Strangled by the The Dark One
  5. Hutch Waterfall: Atomized by The Dark One. The Last Encylopod holds his DNA

Among the pissload of secondary characters that nobody gives a fuck about include Richard Nixon's head, Dr. Ogden Wernstrum, cookie-cutter crazy cat lady, some dude with a 9 on his shirt and Roberto the Stabbing Robot

The straight-to-DVD movies (aka Season 5)

The only reason anyone saw Beast With A Billion Backs
  • Bender's Big Score: Professor Farnsworth finds out the Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling Futurama, Hermes gets decapitated, everyone gets scammed and Bender creates a shitload of time paradoxes. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, Bender ends up raping the universe and creates over 9000 copies of himself. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into goatse.
  • The Beast With A Billion Backs: After Bender tore space-time a new asshole in Bender's Big Score, a shemale Spaghetti Monster called Yivo tentacle rapes everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/shkler in one giant gangbang. Fry becomes the leader of Scientology, Zapp fucks Amy after KIF DIES! and Bender becomes a pirate.
  • Into The Wild Green Yonder: in short, this movie is basically the Alien Zoo episode of Captain Planet because its final message is, "Despite having 10 ga-jillion people alive and living on the Earth, the Human Species is an endangered animal that is on the verge of extinction." Less Cynically, Amy's dad comes up with the brilliant plan of blowing the shit out of a star to make way for a planetary miniature golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds but he goes nuts, dons a tinfoil hat and joins "The Legion of Mad Fellows". Bender has an affair with a fembot called Fanny, Leela and Amy become feminists and have an big hippy party before saving a bunch of animals. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and expressing their feelings for each other as Brannigan's ship lubes its space-cannon. Suddenly, the whole cast gets sucked into a giant wormhole which Professor Farnsworth says could take them billions of lightyears away, never to return. Where will the wormhole leave them?

Memes

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Futurama holds the record for the most, and worst, memes spawned from a bad cartoon show. Among its viral fecal-matter are Hypnotoad, Shut up and take my money!, I see what you did there and Not Sure Fry (the latter two were conceived from the same image, a testament to the Internet's creativity). This wretched vat of fail boiled over into the marketing department at Comedy Central, who used them to advertise the show and draw in the Internet-savvy.










Zoidberg sums up all of the previous Comedy Central promos

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Galleries

Memes and other stupid crap About missing Pics
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  • IAWTC
    IAWTC
  • Good news everyone! Nobody uses half of these memes anymore.
    Good news everyone! Nobody uses half of these memes anymore.
  • Because Fuck You, that's why
    Because Fuck You, that's why
  • A highly underused image macro
    A highly underused image macro
  • Gentlemen
    Gentlemen
  • Another one of Bender's hobbies
    Another one of Bender's hobbies
  • The dance of my people
    The dance of my people
  • Futurama IRL
    Futurama IRL
  • A typical scene from Futurama
    A typical scene from Futurama
  • Death by snu-snu
    Death by snu-snu
  • Richard Nixon's head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
    Richard Nixon's head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
  • The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
    The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
  • Futurama and LOLcats
    Futurama and LOLcats
  • Good news everyone! OP sucks cock!
    Good news everyone! OP sucks cock!
  • In Lego form
    In Lego form
  • Futurama cosplay
    Futurama cosplay
  • Cam Whore luv Futurama
    Cam Whore luv Futurama
  • The writers know about the meme!
    The writers know about the meme!
  • Futurama knows its audience.
    Futurama knows its audience.


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See Also

Futurama
is part of animated shows, a series on
Television

Not to be confused with Animu
Disney [-+]
Cartoon Network & Adult Swim [-+]
Nickelodeon [-+]
Fox & Warner Bros [-+]
Hasbro [-+]
Other Networks [-+]

Futurama is part of a series on

SCIENCE!

[FizzlePop]

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