Blackpink

JENNIE GOT HER NUDES LEAKED, NOW PEOPLE ARE JACKING OFF TO HER

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Blackpink is a shitty Kpop group and the girl version of BTS, with "talented" singers, and rappers. Unlike Linkin Park who rap and rock about angsty shit for 90's preteens, the singers here act all wear kawaii outfits to whore themselves out for the weebs and rap about girly shit for preteens twenty years later. Their fanbase is almost as aggressively gay as any other fandom of Kpoop stans, where they try to force you into stanning them. The male fans are known to simp on them and want every blackpink member to suck off their cock. Every 13-year-old boy has a crush on these girls and have wet dreams with all 4 of them because they started exploring themselves. and the guy on the Goatse website apparently is not attracted to them because he is gay.

Members

• Jisoo: "The leader", despite being the only one who doesn't rap or dance making her the least talented of an already talentless group.
• Jennie: Has bang to imitate emos. She sings and raps but she doesn't dance
• Rose: The one no one cares about, due being smart enough to be the one who least takes advantage of the retarded American fanbase.sings and dances but doesn't rap also takes drugs.
• Lisa: The favorite among the fans. She's the only one who sings, raps, and dance, which doesn't make her anymore talented.

Songs

None of Blackpink's songs are worth anything as they're the exact same to other girl Kpop groups: They sing and rap in whatever language it is they're speaking over some loud noises or ear-raping trap beats.

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Fans

Their fans are the absolute epitome of cringe. The fanbase of Blackpink consists solely of koreaboos, 16 year old girls, and 12 year old girls. Their fans will flock across Twatter spamming fancams anywhere you go. Fans will say "Blackpink paved their own way!" to make their group seem like victims of the Holocaust or something. The Stans that say this have no absolutely no fucking idea what this term actually means. Blackpink Didn't Pave Their Own Way, it's just something these Stans made up. These fans will call you racist for not liking their group. Yes, you’re racist for saying something negative about Blackpink. Social justice has come so far.

How to troll Blackpink fans

1. Say anything negative about their precious Blackpink

2. Wait for it

3. ???

4. PROFIT!

Lisa is in Danger

In May 2020, a lulzy man was brave enough to actually stand against Blackpink, and send some threating mails to Lisa to create a lulzy reaction. Lisa couldn't keep an obviously fake threat to herself as she's too much of a sensitivite pussy, and had to get her army of retarded worshippers to protect her from nothing. The fact that she can't even handle such a simple threat shows she isn't the god you make her out to be. Outraged Stans on Twatter get butthurt over someone threat to kill their lord and savior, and spammed the meaningless hashtag of #ProtectLisa. The record label actually made a reaction to protect artist from something that had no chance of happening.

See Also

BTS
Kpop
Koreaboo
Korea

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