JFK Reloaded

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JFK Reloaded is a 2004 sandbox edutainment game for the PC that allows the player recreate the assassination of American president John F. Kennedy by giving them a 6.5 mm Carcano and dropping them off on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository at Dealey Plaza. As an open world sandbox game, the player is then given access to a vast amount of choices that range from shooting Jackie Kennedy in the tits to doing a pacifist run.

This is the sweetest first person shooter ever. You're allegedly Lee Harvey Oswald, and you have to race the grassy knoll shooter through eight worlds to reach Dealey Plaza. The end boss is JFK's limo, which transforms into a robot and shoots plasma missiles at you. Hit it three times and it's dead. You can also unlock John Wilkes Booth, Charles Guiteau, Leon Czolgosz, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark David Chapman, and John Hinckley as secret characters.

Ted Kennedy later woke up after a series of seizures to sue the awesome guy who made it.

Extreme Ragdoll Physics can be seen here.

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Quotes

	“	Nelly shoving Connally's bonce down into her minge, in a last desparate attempt to get oral sex out of him before he croaks	„
	—A comment in the game's code

Download

• On 4shared, FilePlanet or Mega.

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See Also

• John F. Kennedy
• Troll
• Headshot
• Pwnt
• Night of Bush Capturing

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