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[[File:Threat_Advisory_Kraken.png|right|MOTHERFUCKER JUST DONE BEEN RELEASED!]] | [[File:Threat_Advisory_Kraken.png|right|MOTHERFUCKER JUST DONE BEEN RELEASED!]] | ||
The '''Kraken''' is an awesome mythical sea-beast... I mean, just look at it... ''[[ZOMG|HOLY FUCKING PENIS!]]'' | The '''Kraken''' is an awesome mythical sea-beast... I mean, just look at it... ''[[ZOMG|HOLY FUCKING PENIS!]]'' | ||
<center><youtube>kx0IazIJ-L4</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>kx0IazIJ-L4</youtube></center> | ||
== | ==On the motherfucking Internets== | ||
Thanks to the power of the [[Internet|multi-global porn-pipe]] we all know and love, pictures of real life straight from hell tentacled bastards of doom surfaced in [[2005]], the product of a scientific research mission funded by the [[Japan|Japanese]] entertainment industry. Soon after the country was stunned by the mass suicide of thousands of teenage females and the resignation of the women's Olympic swim team. | Thanks to the power of the [[Internet|multi-global porn-pipe]] we all know and love, pictures of real life straight from hell tentacled bastards of doom surfaced in [[2005]], the product of a scientific research mission funded by the [[Japan|Japanese]] entertainment industry. Soon after the country was stunned by the mass suicide of thousands of teenage females and the resignation of the women's Olympic swim team. | ||
== | ==In the news== | ||
A group of [[Japan | A group of [[Japan]]ese scientists [[last Thursday|recently]] took photos of a Kraken. Also, the scientists took a [[tentacle]] from the beast. This caused it to go [[insane|batshit crazy]] and rape hundreds of [[hentai|Japanese Schoolgirls]]. After a shitload of [[rape]], it was later found out that the Kraken was in fact a used condom that was at one time worn by the Greek god of the sea, [[Greece|Poseidon]]. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Squid25el.jpg|All of [[User:WKD|WKD]]'s dreams just came true | File:Squid25el.jpg|All of [[User:WKD|WKD]]'s dreams just came true | ||
File:Kraken lol.jpg|Defining "Oh shi-" since [[at least 100 years ago]]. | File:Kraken lol.jpg|Defining "Oh shi-" since [[at least 100 years ago]]. | ||
File:Jesuschristkraken.jpg|Doin' it wrong. | File:Jesuschristkraken.jpg|Doin' it wrong. | ||
File:Greek mythology kraken rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|No exceptions]].[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Kraken/1] | |||
File:Greek mythology kraken rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|No exceptions]]. | |||
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape Wikipedia official tentacle rape article] | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape Wikipedia official tentacle rape article] | ||
*[http://clash-of-the-titans.warnerbros.com/ Officiæl site for Clash of the Titans] | *[http://clash-of-the-titans.warnerbros.com/ Officiæl site for Clash of the Titans] | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:15, 9 July 2016
The Kraken is an awesome mythical sea-beast... I mean, just look at it... HOLY FUCKING PENIS!
On the motherfucking Internets
Thanks to the power of the multi-global porn-pipe we all know and love, pictures of real life straight from hell tentacled bastards of doom surfaced in 2005, the product of a scientific research mission funded by the Japanese entertainment industry. Soon after the country was stunned by the mass suicide of thousands of teenage females and the resignation of the women's Olympic swim team.
In the news
A group of Japanese scientists recently took photos of a Kraken. Also, the scientists took a tentacle from the beast. This caused it to go batshit crazy and rape hundreds of Japanese Schoolgirls. After a shitload of rape, it was later found out that the Kraken was in fact a used condom that was at one time worn by the Greek god of the sea, Poseidon.
Gallery
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This bastard scores a maximum ten out of ten on the Schoolgirl Scale.
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Actual Wikipedia article picture.
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All of WKD's dreams just came true
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Defining "Oh shi-" since at least 100 years ago.
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Doin' it wrong.
See also
External links
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